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A young man stands in his bedroom.
It just so happens that today, the 13th of June 2013, is a completely normal and uneventful day.
It was about 18 years ago that he was given life, which means he already has a name. You should try guessing what his name is.
What is the name of this young man?
>Enter name
"CLUMSY HALFWIT"
Really? Very funny, let’s be serious now.
>Try again
"KIM NAMJOON"
That’s better.
Your name is KIM NAMJOON. As it was previously mentioned, TODAY is not a special day whatsoever. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You love MUSIC and you even produced your own MIXTAPE. You occasionally engage in RAP BATTLES with some of your friends and you like to think you are PRETTY GOOD at it. You also have a fascination for CRABS. Your friends think you are SMART but you often destroy everything you touch, that’s why your nickname is GOD OF DESTRUCTION.
Now that we got the basic Homestuck introduction out of the way let’s move on to a fanfiction structure that we are more familiar with.
That's better. Namjoon glanced out the window looking out for the delivery man. A game is coming out today. He wasn’t all that into it, but Jimin and Taehyung had convinced everyone to play it. Well, Hoseok has yet to come around but he could never resist one of Jimin’s requests no matter how crazy they are.
A sound from his computer got Namjoon’s attention. It appears two of his friends have been trying to get in contact with him.
-- vanteSaxophonist [VS] began pestering reassertedMoonchild [RM] --
VS: hyung?
VS: hyuuuuuuuuung??
RM: Yes, I’m here.
VS: okay good
VS: did it come?
RM: Not yet. It should be here any minute, though.
RM: Any luck with convincing Hobi?
VS: unfortunately no :/
VS: jimin is still working on it
VS: he’s hoping he can get him to wake up
RM: I think he’ll come around eventually.
RM: What about you? Did you wake up?
VS: no… but today is the big day so who knows what can happen, right?
RM: That’s true. But how are we going to do this?
VS: oh well, jungkookie will connect to jin-hyung since he’s got some free time now
VS: if he doesn’t do it he might not get time to do it later
RM: I see. Is there even a later, though?
VS: well no, but it’s not like his manager knows that, right?
RM: True, I guess.
VS: hold on, jimin’s texting me
VS: talk to you later
-- vanteSaxophonist [VS] ceased pestering reassertedMoonchild [RM] --
Another look at the window, and Namjoon realized he would still have to wait. He turned back towards his computer.
-- justinSeagull [JS] began pestering reassertedMoonchild [RM] --
JS: namjoon hyung
RM: Jungkook-ah, what is it?
JS: just wanted to see what you are doing
JS: im waiting for jin hyung
JS: btw hyung
RM: What?
JS: i talked to yoongi hyung he said hed help me with my mixtape too
RM: That’s good. We can start working on it after we enter, ok?
JS: of course
JS: jimin would have my head if i didnt play
JS: or if i mess up his plans
RM: He can be quite scary for how small he is, right?
JS: just like yoongi hyung
JS: dont let him know i said that
RM: Yeah, sure.
RM: Just don’t let Jimin know either.
RM: Jungkook?
-- justinSeagull [JS] is now idle --
RM: Of course...
-- reassertedMoonchild [RM] ceased pestering justinSeagull [JS]--