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1. 'Optimal Romantic Possibilities', as He Likes to Call It by solarplexiosaur

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   07 Apr 2020

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • John Egbert/Dirk Strider
   • Dirk Strider
   • John Egbert
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Dave Strider
   • sexual mishaps and by mishaps i mean dirk planned this out very meticulously
   • with roxys help of course
   • they got the bathroom renovated and he wants to 'show it off'
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Resolved Sexual Tension
   • Bathroom Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • blowjob
   • Body Worship
   • Hickeys
   • Massage
   • very juicy content
   • borderline sexiness devolves into tremendous sexiness
   • winglady of the century roxy lalonde

   Summary

   Roxy invites you over to show off the house renovations. Dirk keeps you over to show off something else.

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   English

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