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1. The Hermit, Reversed by SantaCecilia

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   14 May 2022

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer
   • Sergeant Shadwell/Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device
   • Newton Pulsifer
   • Adam Young (Good Omens)
   • The Them (Good Omens)
   • Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens)
   • Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
   • Adam's Parents (Good Omens)
   • Hastur (Good Omens)
   • Ligur (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Uriel (Good Omens)
   • Just a truckload of minor OCs to fill the scenery
   • The village life AU that no one asked me for
   • Priest Aziraphale
   • Florist Crowley
   • the Arrangement but instead of doing each other's jobs they're just doing each other
   • Crowley is bad at names - and so is Crowley's POV
   • Canon typical disregard for the powers that be
   • Crowley has so many issues
   • But he copes
   • Aziraphale wants to be virtuous but misbehaving just runs in his blood
   • Gratuitous mix-and-match of ep 3 opening scenes
   • Fill your Good Omens bingo card with repurposed lines stolen directly from the show
   • Crowley is good with kids
   • Madame Tracy's real name is Marjorie Potts
   • And we don't talk enough about that
   • This starts out well-behaved but it will get dirty
   • So just hang in there
   • Heavily inspired by over 10 years of watching British whodoneits
   • no seriously
   • This is probably some kind of blasphemy
   • I'm fine with that but consider yourself warned lol
   • Canon typical alcohol intake
   • But they're human in this one
   • So there's a thing to consider
   • The Holy Roman Church and a fair few of its issues getting mentioned more or less passingly
   • Victorian Flower Language
   • Slow Burn
   • 100+ subs! Aw thank you guys <3
   • Sounding

   Summary

   Crowley needs a change of scenery and some fresh air - so like the poorly thought-through disaster on two wobbly legs that he is, he ups and leaves the fast life in London for Bumfuck, Oxfordshire - also known as Tadfield. Things, however, turn more complicated than he had expected - because, of course, OF COURSE - and Crowley finds that the boring little village stirs him just as much as he thought he would be stirring the village.

   The last thing Aziraphale needs is a change of anything. He has everything handled just nicely in his peaceful little parish where he is the sole priest at a small Catholic church. But the latest addition to the village line-up brings an unholy host of unexpected situations with him...

   EDIT: ch 4 is up. Plot is now actually GOING somewhere and not just thickening, so come one, come all <3

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