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Captain Picard has created a new chat
Captain Picard has named the chat Senior Officers
Captain Picard: I have decided to create this chat, In case there is anything that you need to communicate to the rest of us in a less formal space.
Lt. Commander La Forge: ok cool seems like a good idea
Commander Riker: how much less formal?
Commander Riker: like, can we change the names?
Captain Picard: Alright
Counselor Troi has changed Commander Riker ’s name to trombone man
trombone man: wow, very creative.
trombone man has changed Counselor Troi ’s name to chocoholic
chocoholic: fair enough
Lt. Commander Data: Are we naming ourselves after things that are important in our lives?
Lt. Commander Data has changed Lt. Commander Data ’s name to Spot’s Caretaker
Spot’s Caretaker: Is this sufficient?
Lt. Commander La Forge: that’s a fine name
Lt. Commander La Forge: but…
Lt. Commander La Forge has changed Spot’s Caretaker ’s name to Datalock
Lt. Commander La Forge has changed Lt. Commander La Forge ’s name to Geordi Watson
Datalock: This name is very much adequate, thank you.
Geordi Watson: you know I'll always be your watson
trombone man: that’s gay
Geordi Watson: will, you went to our wedding
trombone man: still
chocoholic: will, you’re literally bi
trombone man: your point?
Lieutenant Worf: I am beginning to question the purpose of this chat.
trombone man has changed Lieutenant Worf ’s name to a very honorable man
a very honorable man: I am glad you think so highly of me
a very honorable man: But I still question this use of the chat
Captain Picard: Honestly, I didn’t expect anything else.
trombone man has changed Captain Picard ’s name to hon hon hon oui oui baguette
hon hon hon oui oui baguette: I am beginning to regret this.
Dr. Crusher has changed hon hon hon oui oui baguette’ s name to captain in the chat
trombone man: traitor
Dr. Crusher: :)
chocoholic: beverly still needs a name!
chocoholic has changed Dr. Crusher ’s name to mom friend
mom friend: I feel like doctors are legally required to be mom friends
Datalock: I believe that it is because curing people is a job that naturally attracts people with a strong sense of care and responsibility for the wellbeing of others.
Datalock: That is the meaning of mom friend, correct?
trombone man: you got it data
Geordi Watson: you know, I think riker needs a more accurate name
chocoholic: hmm… I agree
trombone man: I do not trust this
chocoholic has changed trombone man ’s name to space slut
captain in the chat: Ok, this is being taken too far
captain in the chat has changed space slut ’s name to will riker
captain in the chat: Please never use the phrase ‘space slut’ again
will riker has changed will riker ’s name to space slut
space slut: but I am a space slut
space slut: and I’m quite good at what I do
captain in the chat: Why did I think this was a good idea?
space slut: you know you love us
captain in the chat: I tolerate you
space slut: good enough