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1. better off dead by ornery

   Fandoms: Return of the Living Dead (Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   03 May 2021

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Original Female Character/Ernie Kaltenbrunner (The Return of the Living Dead (1985))
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Burt Wilson (The Return of the Living Dead (1985))
   • Frank (The Return of the Living Dead (1985))
   • Ernie Kaltenbrunner (The Return of the Living Dead (1985))
   • Freddy (The Return of the Living Dead (1985))
   • Tina (The Return of the Living Dead (1985))
   • Chuck (The Return of the Living Dead (1985))
   • Casey (The Return of the Living Dead (1985))
   • Spider (The Return of the Living Dead (1985))
   • Trash (The Return of the Living Dead (1985))
   • Suicide (The Return of the Living Dead (1985))
   • Scuz (The Return of the Living Dead (1985))
   • Slight Canon Divergence
   • Slight Canon-Compliant
   • Kentucky - 1980s
   • Age Difference
   • Older Man/Younger Woman
   • Madge is 17/18
   • Ernie is 55/56
   • Suicidal Thoughts
   • Suicide Attempt
   • Suicide Notes
   • Bullying
   • Underage Drinking

   Summary

   TAGS WILL BE ADDED AS STORY PROGRESSES.

   Madge Johnson is your average, suicidal teenager until she meets mortician Ernie Kaltenbrunner, who gives her a purpose in life.

   How long will that last?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,960

   Chapters:

   4/42

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   14

   Bookmarks:

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