know your worth

Shinsou’s “don’t call me Hitoshi” is drowned out over Todoroki slapping a piece of paper on the table as he levels a fierce stare at Shinsou, and says, “You’re Aizawa-sensei’s secret love child. Discuss.”
Kaminari cackles loud enough for someone to bang on the wall with muffled yelling to shut the actual [BEEP] up, you [BEEEEEEP]. Shinsou puts the ice cream on the table in a delicate manner, takes his glasses off, and stands to leave once again.
Co-Hosting a YouTube channel with your crush would be easier if they weren't in love with someone else.

Notes:

I do not own Boku No Hero Academia | My Hero Academia. All rights reserved to its’ creator, Horikoshi Kouhei. All that is mine is the plot of this story in particular and any original characters introduced. No copyright infringement intended. No money is being made from this work. This is purely for entertainment purposes.
this whole fic was born out of the idea that shinsou has a lp/stream channel for animal crossing and botw n then i wrote this in ~ two and a half days ,,
anyway enjoy!!

(See the end of the work for more notes and other works inspired by this one.)

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[ R E C O R D I N G ]

The stream flicks on, and viewers pour in to see a familiar face: Shinsou Hitoshi. He gives the camera a deadpan stare and says, “Don’t ask,” even before a few people could chat a customary greeting. A cat sits on his head while another is plopped on his lap. The distant outline of a few more can be seen on his bed.

“It’s just better for all parties involved—i.e., me—if you just accept the cats’ presence,” Shinsou continues, as if he isn’t wearing an oversized sweater that says DEKU across the middle, clearly a unofficial merch of fellow classmate Midoriya Izuku, and then clears his throat. “Alright, uh . . . thanks for joining me today. As you can already guess, we’re going to play Breath of the Wild. I’m in the mood for some Korok hunting today, so that’s what we’ll do. Yes, I’m aware we have to do some Divine Beasts, no I will not take criticism for my actions. K, thanks.”

In the background of the room, there’s a muffled: “Hitoshi, stop being so mean to your streamers!”

Shinsou rolls his eyes to the ceiling. “Stop calling me Hitoshi.”

“No!”

Shinsou looks at the camera with a long-suffering expression. The pink-rimmed heart-shaped glasses add extra depth. “Do you see what I have to live with?”

“You love~ me!”

“Debatable.”

Like it always does, the chat erupts with messages and noise. Shinsou thanks those who subscribe or donate money and reminds everyone of the lowkey rules he has for his stream chats. He answers a few of the non-invasive questions, though he does remind everyone that “if a question is too invasive or uncomfortable, I just won’t answer it.” With a shrug, he adds, “My comfort isn’t more important than your curiosity. If you have a problem, you can leave, I guess.”

Shinsou doesn’t care. Everyone knows he’ll do his streams and videos even if no one watched him. He’s done it many, many times before, considering he sometimes liked to do streams at two in the morning when literally no one was awake—though he has gained an overseas following because of it.

“I’m logging in!”

“Ban him,” Shinsou says immediately, and, of course, his chat does the opposite, and welcomes Denki-kun with open arms. “You’ve betrayed me. All of you. No muffin baskets at the holidays.”

“I want muffins!”

“You’re definitely not getting any muffin baskets.”

Kaminari messages a press f in the chat bois and Shinsou huffs a quiet laugh that he, of course, denies is a laugh. Kaminari crows in the background that he made Shinsou amused enough to express “emotion~” while Shinsou boots up the main loading screen. When he opens the game, it’s where he left it off last stream: Death Mountain.

“LET’S GO SEE MY BOY, YUNOBO!”

Shinsou flinches at the loud tone, and then glares in Kaminari’s direction. “Inside voice, Kaminari. We are literally three feet away from one another.”

The chat spirals into memes of three ft apart, and Shinsou hides his smile behind a glass of water. Blueberry, the Himalayan cat on his lap, kneads her paws against his abdomen and purrs in sleepy content. Orange, the black cat sprawled on his head, doesn’t move save for a swishing tail.

They find Yunobo cowering in a place surrounded by lizalfos, who were lizard-slash-chameleon-like monsters that could sometimes spit out scalding water, fire, electricity, or ice at you from their breaths or horns. They hopped around and were wickedly fast as well. Shinsou takes them out with ease, using the contraptions in the area and bombs.

“Wait . . .,” Shinsou squints as a cutscene begins once they freed Yunobo. “Did I just start the quest . . .?”

“I think so!”

“F in the chat,” says Shinsou, who is notorious for ignoring main quests until he no longer can. Link reappears back in Goron City and must chat with the “Boss.” The chat sends an influx of f’s, and Shinsou’s lips twitch.

“Is that a smile~, Hitoshi?”

“Fuck no—and stop calling me Hitoshi.”

[ E N D R E C O R D I N G ]

spare eraserhead merch pwease @HITOCCHI • 5h
press f for all the times i died in today’s botw stream.
[Image: A screenshot of Orange’s paw in Shinsou’s face as he looked ‘politely dismayed’ while a black bokoblin did an undercut swipe that killed Link in one hit.]
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spare muffin basket pwease @DENKICHI • 5h
Replying to @HITOCCHI
its beautiful

spare eraserhead merch pwease @HITOCCHI • 5h
Replying to @DENKICHI
you’re still not getting my muffin baskets

spare father figure pwease @SHOUCHAN • 5h
Replying to @HITOCCHI, @DENKICHI
oh are we matching names again

all my uwus @minanana • 5h
Replying to @HITOCCHI, @DENKICHI, @SHOUCHAN
HELLO WHAT IS W UR NAMES IM [skull emoji]

todoshinkami rights @TDSHKMI • 3h
u ever cry
[Image: A screenshot of Shinsou Hitoshi from his previous stream. As he successfully fights against a minor boss, Fireblight Ganon, there’s a quiet smile on his face. He looks soft and relaxed in the low lighting, wearing those heart-shaped glasses and oversized DEKU sweater.]
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tdshkmi club vp @midorin • 3h
Replying to @TDSHKMI
@ how pretty shinsou is or @ the deku sweater,,,

todoshinkami rights @TDSHKMI • 3h
Replying to @midorin
both,,,

tdshkmi club vp @midorin • 3h
Replying to @TDSHKMI, @midorin
oh same bby

baby hero watch @BABYHEROES • 1h
prov. heroes @HITOCCHI has hosted another botw stream!! prov. hero @DENKICHI can be heard in the background. and is that a personally made sweater of @DEKIRUU [eye emoji]
[Link: BOTW Stream: Death Mountain Adventures (ft. Cats) ]
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AHHHH @DEKIRUU • 1h
im sobbing in the club boys
[Image: A screenshot of a phone conversation between Midoriya and someone named “baby [heart emoji]”. Midoriya is grilling “baby [heart emoji]” over where they received a sweater with his hero name on it.

baby [heart emoji]

unless ur aizawa
i aint saying nothin

baby…
baby boye…

cute nicknames wont help u

[sad emoji]

oh no
oh fuck
FINE

:D :D :D
WHERE DID U GET IT
GIMME THE LINKS!!! HAVE THEY MADE OTHER MERCH :0

don’t scream
if u scream i wont cuddle w u

we
we are literally cuddling rn??

i will move

NOOOOOO

hehehe
also i made it
ALAJDKGDFG
HOE
I JUST SID DON’T SCRAEM OH MY GOD]
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spare eraserhead merch pwease @HITOCCHI • 1h
Replying to @DEKIRUU
I TOLD U DON’T SCREAM
N WHAT DID U DO
SCREAM IN MY EAR SMH

space cowgirl, hero edition @ochakowo • 1h
Replying to @DEKIRUU
I WANT MERCH WH
@HITOCCHI make me merch :(

spare eraserhead merch pwease @HITOCCHI • 1h
Replying to @DEKIRUU, @ochakowo
sure im getting more stuff tomorrow if u wanna come

space cowgirl, hero edition @ochakowo • 1h
Replying to @DEKIRUU, @HITOCCHI
ROAD TRIP!!!!

sad nation hours @TODOSHIN • 1h
it’s sad hours for todoshinkami nation
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todoshinkami rights @TDSHKMI • 1h
Replying to @TODOSHIN
yes but he makes merch for his friends [crying emoji]
so soft

midoshin!!! @MIDOSHIN • 1h
Replying to @TODOSHIN,
midoshin nation rise ,,

where is my thesis? @BLANKK • 45m
Replying to @MIDOSHIN, @TODOSHIN
bitch make ur own post

[ U N E D I T E D R E C O R D I N G ]

At 15:26:02:

“—and it’s just so unfair,” Kaminari sniffles against Sero’s collarbone, who pats Kaminari’s head with a sympathetic expression. “Why is he so pretty? God. I wanna kiss him so bad.”

“There, there.”

Kaminari hiccups and then accepts the tissue Ashido gives him. “Man . . . this was supposed to be a prank video, and it turns out to be a rant video. Oops.”

“We can still do the prank,” Ashido assures with a bright smile. “Or – ooh, how about I do your makeup and you do your ranting thing? If you happen to say Shinsou’s name, we can blank it out in the editing software.”

Kaminari snorts wetly. “You mean Jirou will blank it out.”

Ashido laughs. “Obviously.”

“Sounds like a plan,” Kaminari nods, and then detangles himself from Sero’s arms. “Lemme just – wash my face. I probably look gross.”

“Just a little bit,” Sero tells him, and then cackles when Kaminari whacks him with a pillow in response.

At 24:28:15:

“Time for the highlighter~!”

Kaminari barely holds back a soft giggle as Ashido applies sparkly highlighter to his cheekbones, nose, and forehead. After a pause, she lightly applies it on his chin. “Anyway~, as I was saying . . . so, like, we were just chillin’ before afternoon classes, you know?”

Ashido gave a distant, “Mhm.”

“And like . . . ugh, he just looks so pretty in the evening sun, I just fucking died, okay?” Kaminari huffs and then closes his eyes when Ashido tells him to. “Like . . . damn. I’m not poetic or anything,”—here, both Ashido and Sero snort; Sero nearly stabbing himself in the eye with mascara as he does so— “But ugh. He looked like some divine messenger or something like that. It’s so not fair.”

“Uh huh.”

“I asked him what his skincare routine was, and do you know what he told me?” Kaminari taps his foot in an odd tempo only he understands. “This bitch said ‘routine? I just use water’ like what? What?”

“The audacity,” Ashido gasps out. “Damn, I’m jealous. What the hell?”

“Right?”

At 33:12:48:

“—hey, Kaminari?”

Kaminari freezes at the sound of Shinsou’s voice, and then blinks back to awareness. “What d’ya need, Hitoshi~?”

Shinsou lightly sighs, but says, “Could I borrow your, uh, English notes? I didn’t really pay attention to Mic’s lecture . . .?” There’s a rustling of clothing, and a hitch of breath, and Shinsou adds, “O-Of course, you – you don’t have to, um, give it to . . .”

“Sure,” Kaminari interrupts before his heart breaks anymore at the sound of Shinsou’s doubt. He’s been in their class for almost a year now, and yet he was still so hesitant, so insecure, when he asked for things he needed. “Come on in!”

The door creaks open, and Shinsou takes two steps inside before he blinks at the scene: Ashido crouched before Kaminari with makeup brushes and scattered eyeshadow palettes and the like on the small table in the room. Sero is in the process of applying his own look of bold colors.

“Oh? Are you doing a makeup tutorial?” Shinsou asks, and then bites his bottom lip. Kaminari, very obviously, stares at that. “Um. I can come back—?”

“It’s fine,” Kaminari squeaks out. He gives Ashido a soft glare at her quiet laugh, and then motions toward the pile of books and notebooks in the corner. “My English notebook is the, um, green one.”

Sero and Ashido, thankfully, didn’t point out how Kaminari’s gaze trailed after Shinsou as the teen rummaged through the pile. Unlike other friends, who would’ve probably shoved books around and ruined the delicate system Kaminari had in place, Shinsou treated the pile gently and, once he procured the green notebook, put things back.

“Hey, Shinsou~?” Kaminari doesn’t trust the smile on Ashido’s face. “Would you like to join us~?”

Shinsou halts at the question, looking like a deer in headlights. “Uh.”

“We don’t even know if he likes makeup,” Sero cuts in, ever the voice of reason. “Don’t peer pressure him into anything.”

“I do,” Shinsou replies quietly. “But my skin’s pretty sensitive . . . anyway, I wanted to get a head start on that essay Midnight assigned earlier.

The response is three owlish blinks and an echoed, “There was an essay?”

[ E N D R E C O R D I N G ]

spare eraserhead merch pwease @HITOCCHI • 12m
before anyone asks me
no i am not dating @DEKIRUU
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tdshkmi club vp @midorin • 11m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
but u cuddle,,, n he calls u baby,,,

spare eraserhead merch pwease @HITOCCHI • 5m
Replying @midorin,
its platonic honey

(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 10m
shinsou: we’re not dating
midoriya, aggressively cuddling shinsou: did u have lunch yet baby

what. is the truth.
[Image: A photo of Midoriya and Shinsou in the common room. Midoriya is curled around Shinsou, poking his cheek with a slight pout as Shinsou rolls his eyes, phone showing the rhythm game he was playing.]
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spare eraserhead merch pwease @HITOCCHI • 5m
Replying @ttooru
i hate this tweet

(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 3m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
the truth will be HEARD!!!

[ IS MY CLASSMATE ERASERHEAD’S LOVECHILD?? / / O N E Y E A R A G O ]

The introduction sequence of the episode Conspiracy Corner: IS MY CLASSMATE ERASERHEAD’S LOVECHILD?? opens with a happy piano tune and three animated chibi art of the hosts, Kaminari, Shinsou, and Todoroki doing shenanigans. It plays like a brief anime OP. Kaminari’s chibi is playing pranks and laughing; Todoroki’s chibi is observing a bulletin board of papers and string, a question mark above his head; and Shinsou is surrounded by animated cats.

“To start our first episode, we’d like to thank our classmate, Jirou, for helping us edit this . . .entire mess,” Shinsou begins with his typical deadpan expression. “And Asui—sorry, Tsuyu-chan for helping us animate the art. If you wanted to know who did the art, it was me. I’m one of your co-hosts for the Conspiracy Corner, Shinsou Hitoshi. Don’t call me Hitoshi.”

“—And I’m Kaminari Denki, your other lovable co-host,” Kaminari greets the faux audience (unbeknownst to the rest of the world, it is Shinsou’s cats, who are all decidedly unimpressed) with two finger guns. “Please don’t mind Hitoshi-chan’s expression—he was born like that.”

“I’m going to [BEEP] kill you—and didn’t I just say don’t call me Hitoshi?”

“Ooh~, such language!”

“I’m your last co-host.” Todoroki gives the camera a stare that’s somehow indifferent and charged. “Todoroki Shouto. I don’t care what you call me. Now, let’s begin.”

“For the record,” Shinsou says into the camera with a long-suffering type of mirth. “I still think that this is a horrible idea.” After a pause, he adds as he puts on heart-shaped glasses, blue-trimmed this time, “And if any of you get me in trouble, I’m going to string your [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]. Got it? Good.”

“Baby, you can do that to me anytime~!”

Shinsou presses his palms flat against the tabletop and stands. “I’m leaving.”

[ Chibi Todoroki can be see dragging Chibi Shinsou across the screen, a black background following behind along with the words “please wait for a brief recess” floats across the screen. ]

“You’re not allowed to leave,” Todoroki informs Shinsou, who, in fact, left and returned with a tub of strawberry ice cream. “You’re in too deep. You know too much.”

“I hate this [BEEP] family.”

Kaminari does his standard finger-guns and grins. “Plus Ultra, Hitoshi! Plus Ultra!”

Shinsou’s “don’t call me Hitoshi” is drowned out over Todoroki slapping a piece of paper on the table as he levels a fierce stare at Shinsou, and says, “You’re Aizawa-sensei’s secret love child. Discuss.”

Kaminari cackles loud enough for someone to bang on the wall with muffled yelling to shut the actual [BEEP] up, you [BEEEEEEP]. Shinsou puts the ice cream on the table in a delicate manner, takes his glasses off, and stands to leave once again.

[ C O M M E N T S ]

bright places • one month ago
can yall believe this is their first episode ever im
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sawako • six weeks ago
sometimes i forget that hero students are like . . babyes
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WHOMST • one year ago
IM SOBBING
THIS IS WHAT YALL WERE DOING I

eraser’s problem children • one year ago
lololol (this is kami btw)

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cat videos only please • one year ago
what the hell is this
god i hate this hell class

eraser’s problem children • one year ago
sensei im so sorry pls don’t expel me
—shinsou

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todokami • 6 months ago
my fave part is just
how shinsou keeps leaving akjfgajkdfg
N U SEE THE CHIBI ART DRAGGING HIM BACK IM
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Asparagus • 8 months ago
this makes me wanna have friends
so i can do dumb shit like this
7 Replies

IIDA TENYA • one year ago
TODOROKI PLEASE STOP ACCUSING YOUR CLASSMATES OF BEING THE SECRET LOVE CHILDREN OF PRO HEROES!

eraser’s problem children • one year ago
no.

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From the phone records of Shinsou Hitoshi

Today at 3:15 A.M.

DM @NOT A BABEY [ONLINE]

IM THE BABEY

midoriya
midoriya
midiroya

NOT A BABEY

ye
did strawberry get stuck in the vent again

IM THE BABEY

no thankfully
but ugh
UGHASKLGAJKL LFJNG

NOT A BABEY

u good
u want me to come over???
Hewwo???

IM THE BABEY

one. never do that again.
two. no im fine
its just
WHY ARE THEY SO PRETTY

NOT A BABEY

press f

IM THE BABEY

no muffin baasket

NOT A BABEY

forgive my sins father,,
,, daddy,,

IM THE BABEY

BLOCKED
IM BLOCKING U
GOOD BYE

NOT A BABEY

NOOO COME BACK
LET ME LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUU

[An adorable selfie of Uraraka and Shinsou as they pose in a cute garden area. Uraraka wears leggings and a pink white-striped sweater, the name URAVITY in black across the front. Shinsou wears a sweater with the name DEKU. It’s obviously well-worn, given it has thumbholes.]

ochakowo
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merch acquired .

#babysfirstheromerch #thankushinso #firsturavitymerch #uravitymerch

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hitocchi: no prob

ttooru: pls make me merch

hitocchi: like what

ttooru: oooooooooooooooooooooo [Read More]

UA Hero Watch: hi there! could you tell me who created this for you, Uravity?

ochakowo: shinsou hitoshi [ @hitocchi ] did!!

tsuyu: cute, kero

tsuyu: also @hitocchi

hitocchi: im making u one dw

[6 Hours Ago]

[ SHINSOU PLAYS HORROR GAMES // T H R E E M O N T H S A G O ]

A brief introduction with Chibi Shinosu setting up a video game system. Said system lights on fire, causing Chibi Shinsou to gain a look of shock similar to that of an Animal Crossing: New Horizons reaction. As Chibi Shinsou sprays the fire with an extinguisher, the words Welcome to Hell are created from the foam.

“Welcome to another episode of let’s watch Shinsou suffer,” Shinsou greets the camera. He’s dressed in a different DEKU sweater; this one black with green lettering. His hair is in its’ typical style, though it appears he’s wearing a kitten headband. Blueberry is, once again, on his lap. His glasses are yellow-trimmed. “This is for everyone who can’t make the twitch streams. I was dared by a classmate to stream myself playing some horror game.”— Shinsou pauses to shudder in remembrance— “And if you aren’t aware, uh. I hate anything to do with horror, so. It was . . . a time.”

“Basically, everything is on fire and we’re just not having a fun time at all.”

There’s a brief transition where the audience sees Chibi Shinsou surrounded by fire, holding a sign that says everything is fine :D before it opens to the stream recording of Shinsou playing a horror game. He’s wrapped up in a blanket with one of his cats on his lap, a white-knuckled grip on his controller.

“O-Okay, le-let’s be-be-begin, huh?” Shinsou swallows and tries to look as though he isn’t half a breath from a nervous breakdown. “Um. Uh. We – We’re lo-looking at, uh, a hor-horror game a . . . a classmate of mine re-recommended. Um. I, uh, lo-lost a da-dare . . .”

The chat erupts with questions, with encouragements, with someone pointing out that u look like ur about to throw up u good???

“I’m . . . I’ll live.” Shinsou pets Orange a few times, taking some deep breaths, and then clicking on the video game he’d downloaded that morning. Ashido chose one that she liked the best. “So, uh. Basically. Basically, the dare was that I stream and record myself pla-playing a hor-horror game . . . for – for, like, um . . . the first chapter . . .”

More encouragement pours in from the chat, though there are a few assholes here and there who tell him to man up or don’t u wana be a hero. Those voices are quickly drowned out, however, by majority of the chat who are all staunch members of the Shinsou Hitoshi Support Club.

Shinsou presses the BEGIN option on the main screen, shivering at the ominous music, and chews on his bottom lip as the background information plays on the screen. “Okay, so . . . apparently I’m vacationing in some beach house with the family . . . sounds legit, I guess . . .”

For the first ten minutes, Shinsou relaxes as nothing happens and briefly comments that “Maybe, it’s not that bad”—and then, of course, there’s a jump scare and one of the characters—the “Uncle” of the main character”—gets murdered on screen. it’s gory and graphic, and the blood drains from Shinsou’s face.

“Oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god.”

Shinsou continues through the first chapter with trembling hands and an absolutely terrified expression. He flinches at some of the screams, at the blood and gory cutscenes, at the desperation of the other characters. He begins to breathe heavier as the murders continue, now knowing that there’s a serial killer somewhere. If he weren’t so terrified, he’d talk about it being cliché.

His voice trembles with unshed tears when the “Aunt” and a cousin are murdered, the character too slow to save them. He wheezes when the “Mother” is spread throughout the kitchen in chopped pieces. But it’s when the first chapter ends with the little sister getting (literally) sawed in half, her screams echoing, that Shinsou actually shrieks and stumbles off his chair.

His controller and Orange go flying, and the streamers can only hear the echo of his thudding footsteps as he removes himself from the room. “Nope,” the echo of his voice says. “NOPE.”

His classmates’ laughter can be heard in the distance.

shinsou protection squad @BLUEUE • 3mo
ok i rewatched the vid n i feel bad for laughing at his reactions in the stream like uh
@HITOCCHI literally had a panic attack on screen n we just like. laughed
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adopting a cat @HITOCCHI • 3mo
Replying to @BLUEUE
its fine

shinsou protection squad @BLUEUE • 3mo
Replying to @HITOCCHI
bby no :(

adopting a cat @HITOCCHI • 3mo
guys im fine
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adopt me instead @DENKICHI • 3mo
Replying to @HITOCCHI
ur not
bakusquad is coming over w strawberry treats

im hoes @BAKAGOU • 3mo
Replying to @HITOCCHI, @DENKICHI
NO TF WERE NOT

adopt me pls @SHOUCHAN • 3mo
Replying to @BAKAGOU
then why are u outside shinsou’s door telling him to ‘open tf up eyebags’??

im hoes @BAKAGOU • 3mo
Replying to @HITOCCHI, @DENKICHI, @SHOUCHAN
IM GONNA FUCKING KILL U HALF N HALF

[ CHARGEBOLT Q&A W. URAVITY // R E C O R D I N G ]

“Hello, everyone~,” Kaminari greets with a bright smile and his customary finger guns. The girl beside him – Uraraka Ochako – snorts and rolls her eyes with fond exasperation. “I bet you’re wondering what’s up, huh? Well, first, let’s introduce our lovely guest!”

Uraraka bows, smiling wide. She’s wearing her pink URAVITY sweater that Shinsou made for her earlier. Kaminari, likewise, is wearing a black sweater with CHARGEBOLT written on it, though his letterings take the form of a lightning design.

“Hello!” Uraraka gives the camera an apple-cheeked grin. “I’m Uraraka Ochako—!”

“Better known as the upcoming Space Hero, Uravity!” Kaminari interjects. “Or, as you might know her on social media, user @ochakowo.”

“That’s me!”

“We’re going to be doing a live Q&A session on ye ole ‘tube,” Kaminari explains. “One of our teachers gave us an assignment to interview one another to, uh . . . what’d he say again?” he finishes, looking at Uraraka.

Uraraka tilts her head. “I think sensei wants us to get used to various forms of interviews and media, as we’ll hopefully be in the spotlight for our careers!”

Kaminari claps his hands. “Bless the people who pay attention ‘cause lord knows it’s not me.”

Uraraka snorts.

“So – Uraraka got chosen to interview yours’ truly~,” Kaminari says with a wink to the camera. Uraraka mumbles something about what a chaotic bicon. “And we asked our teach if we could do a livestream for it, and he said he’ll give us extra credit, so . . . here we are!”

Uraraka clears her throat and presses a pen to a notepad. “Are you ready, Mr. Chargebolt sir,” she asks Kaminari, and there’s a pause as the two of them stare at each other before they erupt into laughter. Uraraka holds her stomach. “I can’t, I can’t . . . you’re expression—.”

“I feel like I’ve aged twenty years,” Kaminari responds as he stares at the camera. “Mr. . . sir . . . what do you think this is?”

“Clearly a madhouse,” says a new voice. Shinsou walks into view with raised eyebrows, and the stream watches Kaminari slowly turn red at what Shinsou wears—which is a black thigh-length skirt and a white sweater that says CHARGEBOLT in yellow. His socks are knitted green. His glasses, always heart-shaped, are black. “What are you two doing?”

“A Q&A,” Uraraka replies, her lips twitching at Kaminari. “I’m interviewing Chargebolt for Mic’s assignment.”

Shinsou hums and then, noticing Kaminari’s expression, asks, “You alright?”

“Ni – Nice shirt,” Kaminari sputters out instead. “Where’d you, uh . . . get it?”

Shinsou blinks at Kaminari in confusion. “I . . . I made it? I made the one you’re wearing too, remember?”

Uraraka laughs again.

[ E N D R E C O R D I N G ]

tdshkmi club vp @midorin • 12h
dare we hope ,,
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todoshinkami rights @TDSHKMI • 12h
Replying to @midorin
HELL YEAH WE DO

local internet illiterate @HITOCCHI • 6h
can someone tell me what midoshin is ???
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all my owos @minanana • 6h
Replying to @HITOCCHI
no one fucking tell him

todoshinkami rights @TDSHKMI • 6h
Replying to @HITOCCHI, @minanana
im sorry but the queen has spoken her law ,,

local internet illiterate @HITOCCHI • 6h
Replying to @HITOCCHI, @TDSHKMI, @minanana
smh

local internet bicon @DENKICHI • 5h
u ever just . . . spit ur drink out
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RAGE MODE @BAKAGOU • 5h
Replying to @DENKICHI
IM GONNA KILL U
U RUINED MY FUCKING SHIRT I

local internet bicon @DENKICHI• 5h
Replying to @BAKAGOU
IM SORRY PLS DON’T KILL ME
@PRESENTMIC MOM IM SCARDE PIC K ME UP

SUPPORT UNDERGROUND PROS @PRESENTMIC • 5h
Replying to @BAKAGOU, @DENKICHI
y am i the mom :(

cat videos @aizawa • 5h
Replying to @BAKAGOU, @DENKICHI, @PRESENTMIC
of all the things in this conversation
THAT is what u choose to focus on??
who let you around children hizashi

SUPPORT UNDERGROUND PROS @PRESENTMIC • 5h
Replying to @BAKAGOU, @DENKICHI, @aizawa
nezu

local internet crpytid @SHOUCHAN • 5h
things be heaten up in the dorm
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tired class pres @RRUN • 5h
Replying to @SHOUCHAN
PLEASE STOP SETTING THE FIRE ALARM OFF SO YOU CAN MAKE FUNNY TWEETS TODOROKI

[ MASCOT ALIEN INVASION? // S E V E N M O N T H S A G O ]

The introduction sequence of the episode Conspiracy Corner: MASCOT ALIEN INVASION?? opens with a happy piano tune and three animated chibi art of the hosts: Kaminari, Shinsou, and Todoroki. This time, Kaminari’s chibi can be seen sticking their finger in an outlet; Todoroki’s chibi is with a magnifying glass; and Shinsou is, still, surrounded by animated cats.

“Welcome to our fifth episode of Conspiracy Corner,” Shinsou, like always, is the first to greet their audience (which consists of only Orange). His glasses are purple, and he wears a blue sweater with the words SHOUTO. “We’d like to give thanks to Jirou and Tsuyu-chan once again—and Satou, for giving us some snacks for the episode. I’m your co-host, Shinsou Hitoshi. Don’t call me Hitoshi.”

“I’m your other co-host, Kaminari Denki~,” Kaminari does his standard finger guns and wink, to which Shinsou only rolls his eyes at the action. Kaminari wears a black sweater with SIREN in purple lettering. “Again, don’t mind Hitoshi-chan~. He’s an angel under that sarcasm.”

“I’m going to shove this down your [BEEEEP].”

“Mean~!”

“I’m your last co-host, Todoroki Shouto. I don’t care what you call me.” Todoroki, wearing a yellow CHARGEBOLT sweater despite how it clashes with his hair, takes a sip of water, clears his throat, and then delves into the episode topic. “As you’re probably aware, we’ll talk about how town mascots are secretly planning to overthrow Japan within three years.”

“Somehow,” Shinsou says to the camera. “This is worse than episode one.”

“You say that every episode, Hitoshi~.”

“Don’t call me Hitoshi.”

“Anyway,” Todoroki says over the squabble, and picks up a piece of paper as though the audience will be able to see it. “Let’s go over some of the main discussion points. I’ve noticed that some of the mascots are simply too short to be adults . . .”

On the screen, there are pictures of said mascots along with their measurements compared to ones of a typical adult human. Once the montage of photos and numbers cease, there’s a frame that just says ALIENS?? as it bounces around the screen.

“Kaminari and I were talking it over, and we think that there’s a possibility it could either be aliens or androids,” Todoroki says with the most deadpan expression anyone has ever seen, yet no one can deny the passion in his voice.

Kaminari bites into a donut, and then cheers, “I vote for androids!”

“They’re not aliens,” Shinsou pinches the bridge of his nose. “They’re just short.”

Todoroki slaps the paper down like he does every episode. “That’s what they want you to believe.”

Shinsou, yet again, gets up to leave.

[ C O M M E N T S ]

cat videos only please • seven months ago
again.
what.

eraser’s problem children • seven months ago
im so sorry
—shinsou

65 Replies

izukuwu • seven months ago
i hate that this makes sense

eraser’s problem children • seven months ago
join the dark side deku
(kami)

54 Replies

ochakowo • seven months ago
pls do a vid on thirteen i wanna know what theyre HIDING

IIDA TENYA • seven months ago
URARAKA

451 Replies

pikachuwu • six months ago
i love yall
87 Replies

sawako • six months ago
back at it again huh

eraser’s problem children • six months ago
u know it bby
(kami)

12 Replies

SIREN NATION RISE @SIRENFANCLUB • 7mo
im sorry but the whiplash i get from shinsou in the CC eps,
n then him bein so soft in his let’s plays’ n streams is unreal ,,,
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SIREN NATIOOOON @SSIREN • 7mo
Replying to @SIRENFANCLUB
get u a mans who can do both

spare todoshinkami pwease?? @TDSHKMI • 5mo
k i didn’t notice this bc i didn’t know shinsou’s hero name
BUT THEY ARE WEARING EACHH OTHERS’ SWEATERS
NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT
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tdshkmi club vp @midorin • 5mo
Replying to @TDSHKMI
YOOOOOOOOOOOO

kamishin @KAMISHIN • 5mo
we’ve been fed well boys
[Image: A candid of a previous episode of Conspiracy Corner. Todoroki, wearing a CHARGEBOLT sweater, has a smile on his face, eyes crinkling; Kaminari, wearing a SIREN sweater, is laughing brightly, his eyes lit with light; Kaminari and Todoroki are both giving Shinsou fond, warm gazes, while Shinsou, wearing a SHOUTO sweater, has a softer smile on his face as he pets one of his cats, Strawberry.]
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[ R E C O R D I N G ]

The stream opens to Shinsou holding a cup of tea in his hands. He’s wearing one of his well-worn DEKU sweaters with noticeable thumb-holes and a few stains as well as white-rimmed glasses. Blueberry purrs on his lap, meowing contently as Shinsou gently pets her as he greets familiar viewers and welcomes new ones. A few people subscribe and donate, so he gives them shoutouts as well.

“I’ve been seeing a lot of animal crossing stuff on my feed,” Shinsou tells the stream as he relaxes a bit more. “And, honestly, the Tom Nook memes made me get it—and something about peaches, too, but I don’t know what that’s all about. This’ll be my first animal crossing game, so I’m very excited to try this out with y’all.”

Keep in mind Shinsou says all of this with the blandest tone ever.

“You don’t sound excited!”

Shinsou gives whoever speaks a flat look before he turns back to the screen. “Sorry about that. Anyway—huh?” Shinsou squints at the chat feed. “Oh, you guys wanna know who that is? It’s Izuku – I mean, Midoriya. It’s Midoriya.”

“LMAO.”

“Did you just ‘lmao’ out loud?” Shinsou gives a soft snort as he moves the switch joycon stick toward the Animal Crossing widget. “Get out of my room.”

“Excuse you, I’m getting therapy.”

“My cats aren’t licensed therapists,” Shinsou deadpans and then shakes his head. “Anyway, moving on. I never played any Animal Crossing games before, I couldn’t really, ah, afford them, so I’m excited.” Again, the deadpan. “So . . . we’re gonna be on an island, huh? Wild.”

“Literally.”

“Background characters do not speak.”

“I’m being bullied.”

Shinsou rolls his eyes and hides his smile of amusement with a brief drink of water. He quickly customizes his character, a brief pout when he sees that there’s no purple hair color options and gives himself the ‘3’ smile. “According to twitter, if you’re gay, you gotta use that smile, so.” Then, he pauses, and his eyes slowly grow wide. “Wait, did I just come out over a steam. Shit.”

There’s a burst of giggles in the background. “Um, Hito—Shinsou, are you okay?”

Shinsou tilts his head and hums, glancing at the stream chat and seeing an overwhelming inpour of support, and then smiles. “Yeah, I’m good. Now, let’s see what this funky island has in store for us.”

Again. The deadpan.

[ E N D R E C O R D I N G ]

[A beautiful candid of Shinsou and Todoroki in the setting sun. Neither of them are paying attention to whomever is behind the camera. Shinsou has his eyes closed as he drinks in the evening sun, and it paints his features in a pretty gold. His sweater is a fading SHOUTO. Todoroki stares at Shinsou, his expression soft and quietly awed. Kaminari can be seen near the vending machine, his bright hair visibly distinct.]

DENKICHI
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the boys.

thank u @hantaa for the photo

View all 14,205 Comments

hantaa: anything for my bro

DENKICHI: BRO!

hantaa: BRO!!!

katsuki: not this shit again

hitocchi: u got my bad side :/

SHOUCHAN: what bad side

DENKICHI: what bad side

hitocchi: i

TDSHKMI NATION: IM SCREAMING??

ttooru: big mad yall didn’t invite me

minana: bby we were on a date

ttooru: still,,

ALL MIGHT: a lovely photo!

only cats: u have social media yagi

ALL MIGHT: AIZAWA KUN???

hizashi [lock emoji]: shouta u cant say shit

ochakowo: hide the weed the teachers have found this post

only cats: Hide. The. What.

[3 Days Ago]

From the phone records of Shinsou Hitoshi

Five Days Ago at 1:15 P.M.

[ gremlin in the fridge ]

You okay?

[ me ]

yea

[ gremlin in the fridge ]

Want me to head over?
Ik this isnt a good day for u

[ me ]

gotta go

Five Days Ago at 6:45 P.M.

[ gremlin in the fridge ]

pls answer me.
no one’s seen u in like hours
hitoshi.
i see u reading this

Five Days Ago at 10:26 P.M.

[ gremlin in the fridge ]

im getting sensei

[ me ]

dont u fucking dare

[ gremlin in the fridge ]

I WAS WORRIED HITOSHI

[ me ]

im fine

[ gremlin in the fridge ]

sure jan
have u eaten

[ me ]

Yes

[ gremlin in the fridge ]

im making u food

[ me ]

Iszkuku

Five Minutes Later

[ gremlin in the fridge ]

knock knock

From the phone records of Midoriya Izuku

Five Days Ago at 10:40 P.M.

DM @aizawa [ONLINE]

aizawa

whats wrong w shinsou

money tree

he wants me to tell u he’s fine
but he isnt :)

aizawa

im heading to the dorms

money tree

ok!

i angy @HITOCCHI • 4d
:(
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shinsou hitoshi protection squad @BLUEUE • 4d
Replying to @HITOCCHI
who hurt u

i wory @DENKICHI • 4d
Replying to @HITOCCHI
WHO MADE U SAD
SEND THEM MY WAY

im hoes @BAKAGOU • 4d
Replying to @DENKICHI
and do what? Breathe on them??

MANLY HOURS @EIJIKUN • 4d
Replying to @BAKAGOU,
Katsuki :/

im hoes @BAKAGOU •4d
Replying to @EIJIKUN
IM FUCKING RIGHT EIJI

[ DOING TODOROKI’S MAKEUP // U N P O S T E D ]

{ If this were posted, Kaminari’s introduction would be Chibi Kaminari using his quirk and the episode name showing from the sparks before Chibi Kaminari winks and finger guns the audience. }

“Hi~” Kaminari grins at the camera; Todoroki gives it a passive blink. “Today we’re going to do a pastel look on our cryptid cohost, Todoroki!”

Todoroki waves at the camera. “Hello.”

“Todo here hasn’t really played around with makeup, and we’re gonna fix that today~,” Kaminari rubs his hands in glee. “Before, we asked y’all on Twitter to do a quick little poll for what look we should give—and y’all chose a natural red look to compliment his hair!”

Todoroki makes a face, briefly. “Will this take long, Kaminari? I want to finish Aizawa-sensei’s paper before dinner.”

Kaminari gives a slow blink, pausing as he reaches for the face primer. “There was a paper?”

They stare at one another. Quiet stretches for a good moment before Todoroki let’s out a soft laugh and says, “That’s a good joke.”

“I’m – not. Joking.”

“Kaminari.”

“Let’s not talk about that,” Kaminari says and plucks the primer from the table. He shows it off to the ‘audience’ — who is Strawberry, as Kaminari grabbed her before Shinsou could stop him. “You’re gonna put this on your face, kay? Like lotion.”

Todoroki takes the primer as if it were a ticking explosion. “I thought I was just supposed to sit here?”

“If you wanna break out in acne, my dude, be my guest.”

Once the (“hydrating!”) face primer was applied, Kaminari begins with the foundation and concealer. As he applies them, he keeps a steady stream of random conversation. He switches topics, mostly discussing classmate antics that he noticed. “There seems to be some tension~ between Hagakure and Ashido, so I hope things are going okay—.”

A hesitant knock interrupts them, and the door opens to reveal Shinsou when Kaminari chirps a come in~. “Ah, sorry—um . . .”

Kaminari, pink dusting his cheeks at the sight of Shinsou in leggings and a cheerfully green FROPPY sweater, waves a brush in the direction of his textbooks. “English notes are over there, Hitoshi~,” he informs, and then tilts his head. “Unless . . . you wanna join us? We’re doing that makeup vid, obviously.”

“I wanna double-check my English stuff first,” Shinsou says after a pause, and he licks his lips (an action that makes both Todoroki and Kaminari stare) before he adds, “But, um. Have fun? And – And you both look ni – nice.”

Shinsou rushes out the room, closing it behind him quietly, before either of them can do more than blink. Quiet descends the room, save for Kaminari’s softly playing “bops.” And then—

“Inch resting,” Todoroki says.

Kaminari snorts with a headshake. “Close your eyes, Todo. S’time for some eyesha—wait, do you want me to put on some highlighter and blush?”

“Go wild.”

Kaminari lets out a quiet cheer at that, and applies the blush first, then highlighter. He hums softly as he does so. “He’s so pretty.”

“Yeah,” Todoroki murmurs. “He really is.”

“Damn. I almost swallowed my tongue—he was, like, drowning in that sweater . . . so cute~.” Kaminari orders Todoroki to close his eyes. “It’s eyeshadow time! Anyway . . . it should be a crime to be that pretty.”

“You’d be in prison, then.”

“Ha! All three of us would~!”

Kaminari pauses. Todoroki pauses. They stare at one another.

“Wait—.”

“Do you—?”

[ W O U L D Y O U L I K E T O P O S T? ]

D E L E T E

i angy @HITOCCHI • 14m
what is kamishin
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owo nation @minanana • 14m
NO ONE FUCKING TELL HIM
[QRT: i angy @HITOCCHI: what is kamishin]
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i angy @HITOCCHI • 14m
Replying to @minanana
rude

todokami @TODOKAMI • 3h
quick q @PROBCHILDREN
where is the makeup video??
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we in a society @PROBCHILDREN • 3h
Replying to @TODOKAMI
the trash where it belongs

todokami @TODOKAMI •3h
Replying to @PROBCHILDREN
uh

MANLY HOURS @EIJIKUN • 1h
what is going on,,
[Image: Todoroki and Kaminari can be seen giving longing stares at Shinsou, though Kaminari is much more obvious about it. Shinsou wears his hair in a low ponytail, a high-waisted, floor length skirt, and a shirt tucked into his waist. The shirt says HANDS UP!! in bold yellow, the last exclamation mark bleeding into a microphone icon.]
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i hungy @SHOUCHAN • 1h
Replying to @EIJIKUN
Delete this or I delete you.

im hoes @BAKAGOU • 1h
Replying to @SHOUCHAN
WHO TF DO U THINK UR THREATENING
ILL KILL U

i hungy @SHOUCHAN • 1h
Replying to @BAKAGOU
idk i feel like i’d take u more seriously if u weren’t wearing a heart-printed apron.

think of the furniture @yaomomo • 30m
Replying to @EIJIKUN, @BAKAGOU, @SHOUCHAN
oh dear
I’ll submit the furniture request forms,,

cats n coffee @aizawa • 14m
i hate this class
[QRT: think of the furniture @yaomomo: oh dear I’ll submit the . . .]
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dorm mom bc class a said so @PRESENTMIC • 12m
Replying to @aizawa
SHOUTA

cats n coffee @aizawa • 11m
Replying to @PRESENTMIC
wrong account dumbass

[ IS THIRTEEN A HUMAN GALAXY?? // S I X M O N T H S A G O]

The introduction sequence of the episode Conspiracy Corner: IS THIRTEEN A HUMAN GALAXY?? opens with a happy piano tune and three animated chibi art of the hosts: Kaminari, Shinsou, and Todoroki. It’s space themed, with each Chibi in space and wearing cutely themed astronaut suits. A cameo to both Thirteen and Uraraka.

“Welcome to another episode of hell—sorry, the Conspiracy Corner,” Shinsou greets the audience (Orange, as she chews on a toy mouse). His glasses are pink, matching his pink URAVITY sweater. He looks . . . much more exhausted than normal. “Once again, let’s thank Jirou, Tsuyu-chan, and Satou for helping our disaster selves make this episode a thing. I’m one of your co-hosts, Shinsou Hitoshi. Don’t call me Hitoshi.”

Kaminari sends him a flurry of worried glances, eyebrows pinched in concern, before he says, after a pointed cough from Shinsou, “And I’m your, uh, other co-host, the darling Kaminari Denki~! Please don’t mind Hitoshi-chan, he’s a bit tired today~.”

Shinsou sighs. Kaminari’s eyes widen the longer time passes without the typical don’t call me hitoshi.

“I’m your last co-host, Todoroki Shouto,” greets Todoroki, though not before he, too, gives Shinsou a raised eyebrow. “I don’t care what you call me. This episode was a request from our classmate, Uraraka, who’ll be joining us in a few minutes after a break—we’ll talk about what Thirteen might be hiding under that suit of theirs.”

At 8:12:48:

Uraraka slaps her palms on the table, and it begins to float, but no one seems to notice save for Shinsou, who only sighs and removes his plate of donuts. “It makes sense! It does! I think if they open their suit, they could cause a black hole that’ll swallow everything.”

Kaminari raises his hand. “So, like, vore—?”

“You shut your whore mouth, Kaminari Denki.”

“So mean~, Hitoshi.”

Todoroki slaps a piece of paper down, like always. “Just admit that your theory has too many holes,”— Kaminari can be heard snorting ha, holes— “in it and that you’re wrong.”

“You’re wrong,” cries Uraraka. The table slowly floats to the ceiling.

Shinsou only sighs and takes a bite out of his donut.

At 14:03:45:

“Hitoshi?” Kaminari pauses and stares down at Shinsou’s arms. “Dude, where’d you get that bruise from?”

Todoroki snaps to attention, eyes narrowing as he half-rises from his seat. “What bruise?”

“It’s nothing,” Shinsou assures the others and surreptitiously pulls his sleeves down farther on his arms. “I just fell wrong, ‘kay?”

“That didn’t come from training,” Todoroki points out. “You haven’t trained with sensei in—.”

“I said,” Shinsou says in a tight voice. “It’s nothing.”

Todoroki and Kaminari share a look while Shinsou stares down at the table. Then, he clears his throat and prompts, “Now, what were you saying? About the constellations?”

“Right, well—.”

At 32:25:12:

At some point, a brief break occurred on the screen. Chibi art were having a snow fight on some planet for a few seconds. When it returns, all three of the have what looks like milkshakes. Shinsou’s is strawberry, Todoroki has vanilla, and Kaminari has chocolate with fudge bits in them.

“Thank you, Satou, for the milkshakes,” Kaminari grins, bright and cheerful, as he takes a few sips of his milkshake.

“Now, that we’ve discussed some background information,” Todoroki says to the audience. “Let’s discuss how Thirteen is actually a galactic galaxy wrapped in a human form.”

“I wish I were a galaxy,” Shinsou mutters around his straw. “I wouldn’t exist.”

Kaminari side-eyes him. “Uh, Hitoshi? That’s . . . what you’re talking about is a lil’ something called death.”

“And I await it every day.”

“Dude—?”

[ C O M M E N T S ]

cat videos only • six months ago
hm.
don’t like that.

eraser’s problem children • six months ago
:’)
—shinsou

124 Replies

ochakowo • six months ago
IM RIGHT
UR JUST HATING SMH

eraser’s problem children • six months ago
sorry cant hear you over my correct theory
-todo

745 Replies

sawako • six months ago
k but is shinsou okay??

they were dormmates • six months ago
idk but like they live in the dorms right???
so who gave him that bruise,,,

458 Replies

TDSHKMI FANCLUB • five months ago
BABYES ,,

eraser’s problem children • five months ago
we have a fanclub :0
(kami)

748 Replies

siren nation pls • four months ago
k but did anyone notice that shinsou doesn’t tell kami to not call him by his name in this ep,, , just me??

KAMISHIN • three months ago
im searing this on my forehead

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soft hours @TODOSHIN • 40m
don’t mean to start things but
just thinkin bout the soft ways of #todoshin
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DID SOMEONE SAY TODOSHIN @tdshnclub • 39m
im not sorry but
todoroki is just better for shinsou
#todoshin
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TODOSHINKAMI NATION @TDSHKMI • 38m
Replying to @tdshnclub
take this back,,

DID SOMEONE SAY TODOSHIN @tdshclub • 38m
Replying to @TDSHKMI
No

TODOSHIN NATION?? @flowerbu • 32m
THINK ABOU IT THO
#todoshin is just .. two (2) soft boys,,,
quiet boys,,
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kamishin ftw @blubbb • 42m
idk i feel like #todoshin is just trying too hard w the whole soft vibe
sometimes similarities just make a bland relationship
but that’s just my opinion
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kamishin rights @mjdnight • 35m
id rather an opposites attract
rather than something boring
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tsukuyomi for president @yomii • 35m
Replying to @mjdnight
kamishin is just good taste

be my dad fatgum @gummie • 34m
what is going on
yall do know shinsou is dating midoriya right
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aqqua @heearts • 31m
Replying to @gummie
they aren’t

chi square of times @SHINSOUSCATS• 30m
Replying to @gummie
nothings been confirmed!
n shinsou keeps denying it so,,

KH5 WHEN?? @rikuwu • 13m
#kamishin is like curry
#todoshin is just bland rice
no flavor. just crunch.
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all might’s thighs @eggau • 18m
WHY ARE Y’ALL FIGHTING OVER THE RELATIONSHIPS OF SIXTEEN Y/O BABIES
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hell class homeroom teacher @aizawa • 17m
finally someone with logic
[QRT: all might’s thighs @eggau: why are y’all fighting over the . . .]
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tensei @TENSEI • 16m
Replying to @aizawa
dadzawa strikes again

hell class homeroom teacher @aizawa • 15m
Replying to @TENSEI
im not above brawling w someone in a wheelchair tensei

why @DENKICHI • 21m
i log onto twitter
i see a ship war
i am forcibly ejected from twitter
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where @SHOUCHAN • 20m
Replying to @DENKICHI
i still am confused.

listen to my mixtape @kkyouka • 19m
Replying to @SHOUCHAN
dont worry about it.

HELLO?? @ochakowo • 10m
just wanna remind everyone that while shipping is fun
pls don’t forget that uh
youre shipping reall people??? y’all know kami n todo read ur tweets
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(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru
Replying to @ochakowo
people have no manners

space cowboy @snipe
Replying to @ttooru
i don’t wanna hear that from you, hagakure

just a small frog @tsuyu • 25m
shinsou has two hands
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HELLO?? @ochakowo • 25m
Replying to @tsuyu
TSUYU IM

just a small frog @tsuyu • 24m
Replying to @ochakowo
am i wrong tho

TODOSHINKAMI NATION @TDSHKMI • 20m
POLYAMORY EXISTS PEOPLE
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mashirao @MASHIRAO • 12m
mom come pick me up the fangirls are starting a kamishin todoshin ship war
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dorm mom class a said so @PRESENT MIC • 11m
Replying to @MASHIRAO
on the way listener!!

hell class homeroom teacher @aizawa
Replying to @MASHIRAO, @PRESENTMIC
he didn’t even tag u hizashi

dorm mom class a said so @PRESENT MIC • 11m
Replying to @MASHIRAO, @PRESENTMIC
i’ve accepted my title
have u, dadzawa

hell class homeroom teacher @aizawa
Replying to @MASHIRAO, @PRESENTMIC
have fun on the couch

dorm mom class a said so @PRESENT MIC • 11m
Replying to @MASHIRAO, @PRESENTMIC
BABY NO

what @HITOCCHI • 3m
gonna do a stream in 3min :0
[Link: STARDEW VALLEY STREAM: BRACING THE MINES!! ]
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[ R E C O R D I N G ]

“Joining me today is the babiest baby of my cats,” Shinsou greets the chat as the stream flickers on. The cat in question is a purring mess in Shinsou’s lap as he lathers it in affection. “Her names’ Watermelon. I adopted her a few days ago, and she’s a mess, and we’re lucky to be graced with her presence.”

There’s a soft snort in the background, and Shinsou turns to give them a playful glare.

“Sorry about that,” Shinsou says as he turns around to the camera. “So, I see a lot of new users in today’s chat . . . please pay attention to the mod teams’ rules and all that . . . thank you user . . . I don’t know what that says, but that’s for subscribing to the stream.”

“Are you getting married in the game this time?”

“It’s a bachelor’s life for me,” Shinsou responds in a bland tone. “And for those of you asking who that is, it’s Todoroki.”

“Hi.”

“He wanted to borrow my math notes, so he’s supposed to be doing the worksheets,” Shinsou says in a tone that could be taken as teasing, but no one’s quite sure. “Anyway, we’re going to head into the mines today. I’ve got a few quests ramped up—and I need to get better at fighting these stupid things.”

“I bet that’s why they attack you so much.”

“Huh?”

“They hear you call them stupid.”

“That’s – honestly, that’s fair.”

The stream continues as Shinsou does a quick foraging run and farms a few of his crops before he heads over to the mines. As always, he answers questions from the chat and talks with those who’re there. Todoroki provides background quips and the like, which the chat finds hilarious. Shinsou enters the mines and goes to the twentieth floor.

Watermelon falls asleep when the stream hits fifteen minutes, and Shinsou has nearly died twelve times in the mines. Unbeknownst to Shinsou, Todoroki has been staring at him every time he bites back a smile.

“Why do you do that.”

Shinsou pauses the game for a moment, glancing to wherever Todoroki might be, and asks, quietly, “Do . . . Do what. .?”

“You hide your smile . . . why?”

As Shinsou’s character continues through the mines, he chews on his bottom lip in thought. A glance to the stream chat shows that his viewers are asking the same question. “I mean—you know I’m in foster care, right—well, that I used to be?” Shinsou waits for an audible yes from Todoroki before he continues. “I’m going to be honest—my smile is creepy and unsettling . . . and no, it’s not because I’m related to Aizawa-sensei,” Shinsou adds, likely cutting Todoroki off. “It’s just easier—for everyone . . . if I just don’t smile, I guess.”

Quiet descends the room as Shinsou’s character trudges through the mines, fighting the slimes and monsters that appear, collecting as much ore as he can. Shinsou hums along to the music and answers a few questions here and there, lightly chatting with his viewers. One of them makes a funny joke, and a snort escapes from Shinsou as he reads it aloud and—

A, quiet and hesitant, smile hidden behind a bitten lip.

“Your smile is beautiful.” A pause. Pink dusts across the bridge of Shinsou’s nose. “Kaminari and I both think so.” Another pause. The pink deepens. “And the class to . . . though, Bakugou won’t ever admit . . .”

“I . . . let’s agree to disagree,” Shinsou huffs a quiet laugh. No one points out that his eyes have a trim of red as he momentarily glances down at his controller and recollects himself. He clears his throat. “O-Okay, let’s, um . . . finish mining some ore.”

[ E N D R E C O R D I N G ]

SOFT TODOSHINKAMI @TDSHKMI • 4h
DARE WE FUCKING HOPE
[A Screenshot of Shinsou Hitoshi’s recent stream, where he is blushing. The words “Kaminari and I both think so” are on the bottom of the screenshot in white.]
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manic panic @bubblebanshee • 4h
Replying to @TDSHKMI
y’all still on this bullshit

Conspiracy Corner Conspiracies @pikachuwu • 3h
k am i gonna be the only one who points out
that shinso is like “used to be” in foster care
WHAT HAPPENED
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what @HITOCCHI • 3h
Replying to @pikachuwu
sorry that’s classified

(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 4h
CLASS A ASSEMBLE
CUDDLE PARTY IN SHINSOU’S ROOM IN FIVE
YES EVEN U @BAKAGOU I BETTA SEE U BITCH
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RAGE @BAKAGOU • 4h
Replying to @ttooru
EXCUSE ME

MANLY HOURS ft. CUDDLING @EIJIKUN • 4h
Replying to @ttooru, @BAKAGOU
we’re on the way!!!

what @HITOCCHI • 4h
BITCH CUDDLE PARTY WHERE
[QRT: (not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru: class a assemble cuddle party in shinsou’s room in . . . ]
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CUDDLE TIME @DEKIRUU • 4h
Replying to @HITOCCHI
KNOCK KNOCK

what @HITOCCHI • 4h
Replying to @DEKIRUU
i hate u

CUDDLE TIME @DEKIRUU • 4h
Replying to @HITOCCHI
not what u said last night ;)

what @HITOCCHI
Replying to @DEKIRUU
Get that face away from me.

CUDDLE TIME @DEKIRUU • 4h
DIBS ON THE BED
[QRT: (not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru: class a assemble cuddle party in shinsou’s room in . . . ]
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what @HITOCCHI
Replying to @DEKIRUU
ur cuddling privileges are revoked.

CUDDLE TIME @DEKIRUU • 4h
Replying to @HITOCCHI
baby no ,,

uwu nation? @minanana • 4h
LMAO IM-
[Video: The video opens with a horde of teens running down the hall, pausing in front of the door labeled SHINSOU. When it knocks, Shinsou opens it and you see his look of actual shock and horror before his classmates descend; most are screeching something like “CUDDLE TIME” and you can distantly hear Shinsou screech “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Y’ALL” as they surge inside the room. The video then shows everyone getting comfortable and tactile with one another. Midoriya has commandeered the bed with Shinsou and a few other classmates. Shinsou grumbles about it being “a conspiracy,” amongst other things, but no one can deny how relaxed he’s gotten.]
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hell class homeroom teacher @aizawa • 4h
Replying to @minanana
i need a raise

dorm mom class a said so @PRESENTMIC • 4h
Replying to @minanana, @aizawa
i want to join :(

hell class homeroom teacher @aizawa • 4h
Replying to @minanana, @PRESENTMIC
after last time?
fuck no.

shinsou hitoshi protection squad @BLUEUE • 4h
Replying to @minanana, @aizawa, @PRESENTMIC
what happened last time [eye emoji]

hell class homeroom teacher @aizawa • 4h
Replying to @BLUEUE
that’s classified

MIDOSHIN NATION!!! @MIDOSHINN • 3h
SOME GOOD FOOD TONIGHT
[A Screenshot of a recent video from Ashido Mina. It shows Midoriya sprawled over Shinsou as he shows him something on their phone. It looks like a funny cat video, and Shinsou’s soft and quiet amusement as he watches it.]
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midoshin rights @sachi • 3h
midoriya n shinsou are couple goals,,
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IM SINGLE @HITOCCHI • 3h
MIDORIYA AND I ARENT DATING
STOP MAKING MIDOSHIN TREND PL S AADGSGKAJD KFJGKLJ
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IM PRINGLE @DEKIRUU • 3h
Replying to @HITOCCHI
u good bby

IM SINGLE @HITOCCHI
Replying to @DEKIRUU
this. is ur fault.

yes that intern @TSUKUYOMI • 1h
a mad banquet
of darkness
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(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 1h
Replying to @TSUKUYOMI
THIS IS THE FIRST THIGN U POST IN TWO YEARS IM
FUMIKAGE!! HAVE I TAUGHT U NOTHING

[An image of a sleepy and content Shinsou Hitoshi as he’s surrounded by purring balls of fluff. An unbitten smile is on his face as he touches Watermelon’s toepads. He appears unaware that he’s being photographed, given he’s dressed in an old ERASERHEAD sweater with chipping letters and his hair is a mess of curls.]

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he wakes up like that.

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hitocchi: IF U DON’T DELETE THIS

dekiruu: HAHAHAHA

midshinclub: soooo is this y’all confirming ur bfs [eye emoji]

hitocchi: no we’re not dating .

dekiruu: what he said

only cats: problem child. why are you in hitoshi’s bedroom

dekiruu: n i oop

DENKICHI: i have been blessed

SHOUCHAN: same

shouji: is this why y’all were crying at two am again

anima: dont go for their lives like that damn

hitocchi: im transferring back to gen ed

[18 Hours Ago]

[ BOOK REVIEW FT. YAOMOMO’S NAILS // F I V E W E E K S A G O ]

The video opens with Chibi Kaminari and Chibi Yaomomo in their gym uniforms as they figure out a maze. As they reach the center, the episode name BOOK REVIEW FT. YAOMOMO’S NAILS rises from the ground.

“Welcome, welcome~,” Kaminari smiles at the screen, and Yaoyorozu gives a shy wave. “Let’s welcome our guest, the amazing Yaoyorozu Momo! Or as you probably know her as @yaomomo on social media.”

Yaoyorozu gives a bright smile at the camera—and at Watermelon. “Hi everyone. It is a pleasure to be on your channel!”

“I promised y’all a book review,” Kaminari explains to the audience as he does a finger gun. It makes Yaoyorozu lightly snort. “But we’re also going to be doing Yaomomo’s nails~ -- and a bit gossiping, if y’all don’t mind!”

“What colors do you have?”

There’s a brief montage of all the color options in Kaminari’s collection. Yaoyorozu picks out a soft pink color and decides to do an alternating color scheme of pink and white. When Kaminari teasingly says, “Like Uraraka’s costume?” Yaoyorozu briefly sputters and turns the same shade of pink as the nail polish.

“Okay~, so to begin . . . let’s briefly talk about the summary of the book . . .”

At 12:08:14:

“—I don’t know why my sister recommended this book to me,” Kaminari says as he starts doing bubble designs on Yaoyorozu’s nails. “But it’s making me think way too much on her reading genres—and let me tell you, that’s not something I want, got it? I was happy in my ignorance and—”

There’s a soft knock and an even softer, “Um . . . Kaminari?”

“Oh, Hitoshi~,” Kaminari visibly brightens. “Come on in!”

Shinsou enters the room after a pause and gives a nod to Yaoyorozu. “Yaomomo,” he greets softly. “I’m just here for the usual.”

Yaoyorozu blinks. “Usual?”

“My English notes,” Kaminari chirps and then points to his pile that Sero calls a ‘hazard to humankind’. “You already know, baby!”

Shinsou rolls his eyes with a snort. The tips of his ears are bright, but as the camera isn’t focusing on him, it’s hard to notice.

Yaoyorozu’s eyebrows knit together in confused manner as she murmurs, “. . . English notes . . .?”

“I’ll, uh . . . see y’all,” Shinsou murmurs and then gives them a wave as he leaves with Kaminari’s notebook. The door clicks shut.

“I’m so gay, Yaomomo.”

Yaoyorozu laughs so hard, she messes up her nails.

[ C O M M E N T S ]

cat videos only please • five weeks ago
cute.

eraser’s problem children • five weeks ago
SENSEI!!!!
(kami)

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sawako • five weeks ago
AWWWWW
k but the shinsou cameo was *chefs kiss*
45 Replies

bright places • five weeks ago
kamishin nation how yall doin

kamishin club • five weeks ago
we dead

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ochakowo • five weeks ago
OMG
LETS DO A GOSSIP NIGHT

eraser’s problem children • five weeks ago
YES
(kami)

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rikuu • four weeks ago
yall are so cute
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From the phone records of Shinsou Hitoshi

2 Months Ago at 12:41 P.M.

[ hicchan ]

if u don’t post a cameo of me
on that fancy twit of urs
im divorcing u

[ me ]

im not into incest sorry

[ hicchan ]

THIS IS HOW U TREAT UR SISTER
IM HURT
HITOCCHI
MAKE ME FAMOUS
GIMME CLOUT BLEASE

[ me ]

hate this family
im choosing the ugliest photo i have

[ hicchan ]

JOKES ON U
I DON’T DO UGLY PHOTOS
HA

[ me ]

i shoulda consumed u in the womb

[ hicchan ]

rude

erasermic adopt me @HITOCCHI • 2mo
throwback to when i came out to my sis @HICCHAN over grilled cheese . sometimes i can still hear her voice; she's not dead tho we're in diff foster homes lol
[An image of Shinsou Hitoshi and his twin sister, Shinsou Hitouka. They’d be identical, if not for Hitouka’s softer jawline and long pigtail braids. They’re both noticeably younger, possibly around twelve, and look like they’ve recently been crying. A blurred photo of a mostly eaten grilled cheese can be seen on the table.]
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erasermic please adopt my brother @HICCHAN • 2mo
Replying to @HITOCCHI
WHYD U CHOOSE THIS PHOTO
I LOOK GROSS
HITOCCHI
I CANT GET A GF LIKE THIS

erasermic adopt me @HITOCCHI • 2mo
Replying to @HICCHAN
oh whats this then
[A screenshot of their conversation wherein Hitouka was adamant that she “didn’t take ugly photos.”]

erasermic adopt hitoshi @DENKICHI • 2mo
Replying to @HITOCCHI, @HICCHAN
HI HICCHAN

local gossiper @ochakowo • 2mo
don’t mean to be so nosy n im sorry if ur uncomfy but uh
@HITOCCHI @HICCHAN why don’t yall live in the same foster house?
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erasermic please adopt my brother @HICCHAN • 2mo
Replying to @ochakowo
the system separates siblings with “dangerous” quirks once they hit a certain age lol

erasermic adopt me @HITOCCHI • 2mo
Replying to @HICCHAN, @ochakowo
ye we haven’t been in the same home since
uh we were what eight??

erasermic please adopt my brother @HICCHAN • 2mo
Replying to @HITOCCHI, @ochakowo
Believe so!
But we do our best to meet up :0

(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 2mo
so i was supposed to find out shinsou has a twin sister thru twitter?? okay,,
[QRT: erasermic adopt me @HITOCCHI: throwback to when i came out to my sis @HICCHAN over . . .]
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uwu nation @minanana • 2mo
Replying to @ttooru
BABY IM STILL SCREAMING

hizashi [lock emoji] @yamada • 2mo
shouta.
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hell class homeroom teacher @aizawa • 2mo
Replying to @yamada
i know hizashi

[A montage of three photos. One shows Kaminari petting cats with a bright grin on his face, clearly laughing. Another shows a relaxed Shinsou as he’s practically buried in cats. The last shows the two of them, and the outline of Todoroki’s hand on the table, as their foods and drinks are aesthetically arranged for the photo.]

SHOUCHAN
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cat café.

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hitouka: baby,,, baby boi

hitocchi: i am older than u

hitouka: yeah in an alternate dimension

hitocchi: wow i look gross yall let me leave the dorms like that huh

DENKICHI: u don’t look gross

SHOUCHAN: if u look gross than denki is a literal garbage dump

DENKICHI: KAFKGKALDK WHY DID U PHRASE IS LIKE THAT

only cats: what café is this

hizashi [lock emoji]: THAT IS WHAT U FOCUS ON?? SHOUTA

hitocchi: black chat café

ochakowo: ADORABLE

tsuyu: we should go as a class, kero

dekiruu: awww cute!!!!

[2 Days Ago]

[ IS MY CLASSMATE ALL MIGHT’S SECRET LOVE CHILD?? // F O U R M O N T H S A G O ]

The introduction sequence of the episode Conspiracy Corner: IS MY CLASSMATE ALL MIGHT’S SECRET LOVE CHILD?? opens with a happy piano tune and three animated chibi art of the hosts: Kaminari, Shinsou, and Todoroki. They’re all in the chibi versions of their hero costumes and are in a fake battle with one another.

Shinsou gives the audience (Watermelon, Strawberry, and Blueberry) a longsuffering stare and a deadpan, “Welcome to Chili’s.” There’s a comical scratch of a frame freezing before a rewind effect plays, and Shinsou says, “Sorry. I meant hell. Chili’s doesn’t deserve this slander.”

“Hitoshi,” is heard off-screen. “Do the intro!”

“Welcome to another episode of Conspiracy Corner,” Shinsou says flatly. His glasses are blue-tinted, and he wears a TENYA sweater. “I’m one of your co-hosts, Shinsou Hitoshi. Don’t call me Hitoshi. Our other hosts will be here soon with a . . . guest.”

Said guest chooses to shriek, “THIS IS ASSAULT,” right as Todoroki and Kaminari drag him into the view of the camera. Shinsou takes a sip of his tea and gives everyone unimpressed looks. Orange plops onto his lap and yawns.

“For the record,” Shinsou says in an echo of their first episode. “This is a terrible idea, and I hate everything.”

“No, you don’t,” says Kaminari as he rests an arm on Shinsou’s head. “You love~ us.”

“Get your [BEEP] hand off me.”

Kaminari doesn’t, only pouts. Shinsou takes another sip of tea.

“I’ve been collecting field research for the past two weeks,” says Todoroki as he all-but bodily shoves Midoriya into a seat, who puts his head in his hands, and then brandishes a manila folder that’s nearly overflowing. “Over why you are absolutely All Might’s love child.”

Midoriya says something between his fingers that says, “My dad is overseas.”

“Field research,” Shinsou echoes. “What kind of field research? When did you get the time to do field research?”

“That’s just a cover story,” Kaminari waves away Midoriya’s statement as Shinsou spoke. “Haven’t you ever watched these things on TV? It’s a common stereotype!”

Shinsou takes another sip, shares a look with Midoriya, and stares into the camera as though he were on the office.

[ C O M M E N T S ]

cat videos only please • four months ago
dare i even be surprised anymore.

eraser’s problem children • four months ago
u still get surprised
—shinsou

852 Replies

WHOMST • four months ago
REST IN PIECES MIDORIYA
LMAOOOOO
745 Replies

izukuwu • four months
please delete this

eraser’s problem children • four months ago
no.
-todo

659 Replies

Dekuuuuu • four months ago
IM CACKLING
14 Replies

ochakowo • four months ago
I SPAT OUT MY RDRINK
IM CHOKNG
457 Replies

sawako • four months ago
why does this make sense
167 Replies

IIDA TENYA • four months ago
TODOROKI PLEASE.
STOP ACCUSING YOUR CLASSMATES OF THIS.
YOU ARE CAUSING THEM DISTRESS.

bright places • four months ago
how many kids has he accused????

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From the phone records of Shinsou Hitoshi

Today at 1:15 A.M.

DM @TURNIP PRICES PLS [ONLINE]

NOOK MILES ONLY

why tf are you awak
awake

TURNIP PRICES PLS

why are YOU awake
smh
no seriously
are ur pills not working :(

NOOK MILES ONLY

no :/
they stopped a while ago lolol
i think im running on like
twelve hours
so that’s not bad

TURNIP PRICES PLS

TWELVE HOURS OF WHAT
A WEEK
A DAY
A MONTH

NOOK MILES ONLY

its too early to be yelled at :(

TURNIP PRICES PLS

Hitoshi.

NOOK MILES ONLY

nywaes
im gonna stream some tarantula hunting

TURNIP PRICES PLS

HITOSIH
NO

[ R E C O R D I N G ]

Despite the hour, a decent number of viewers enter the stream. Shinsou gives everyone a tired smile from where he’s currently petting watermelon as he waits for Animal Crossing: New Horizons to properly load. He chats with those who ask questions or greet him—some of his viewers are Japanese, some are English, but Shinsou doesn’t show any struggles with translations.

“I’m fluent in a couple languages,” Shinsou tells the chat quietly, wary of waking someone up. “Anyway, my insomnia pills kinda hate me right now, so we’re going to, ah, do some tarantula hunting—and so some clean up, too. I’ve been neglecting my town for a bit.”

Someone in the chat questions why he doesn’t get a new prescription and Shinsou hums. “Well . . . I just transferred foster parents—well, can they really be called foster if they adopted me—anyway, I just . . . don’t wanna bother them, you know? I . . . have to take a lot of medicine, so, like, I dunno . . . I don’t wanna ask for too much . . .” there’s a pause and he quietly laughs. “I’m still getting used to the fact that I can ask questions . . .”

The game opens, and Shinsou’s character cheerfully brandishes a purple butterfly net. Shinsou fucks around a bit, playfully whacking trees or stones with the butterfly net, until he happens across a cowering villager who’s staring at a tarantula. He does a reaction emote at the sight of it, but then slowly crouches forward until he captures it with his net.

He keeps up the lighthearted chatter as he plays, most of his viewers are on the other side of the world at this hour. He plays for a good thirty minutes or so before there’s a loud meow, and Shinsou turns.

“Strawberry, are you in the fucking vents again—"

[ E N D R E C O R D I N G ]

YOU DIDN’T CONNECT THEM @HITOCCHI • 3h
it’s two am im depressed my cat is stuck in the FUCKNF VENTS AGAIN
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tdshkmi club vp @midorin • 3h
Replying to @HITOCCHI
AGAIN??

break me bones @DEKIRUU • 3h
Replying to @HITOCCHI
STRAWBERRY IS DOING HER BEST OK

YOU DIDN’T CONNECT THEM @HITOCCHI • 3h
Replying to @DEKIRUU
HER BEST TO BE A MENACE

hell class homeroom teacher @aizawa • 3h
Replying to @HITOCCHI, @DEKIRUU
Midoriya. Hitoshi.
why. are you problem children awake
at two am.

I CONNECTED THE DOTS @SHOUCHAN • 14m
Replying to @aizawa
“hitoshi”
inch resting

WE CONNECTED THEM @DENKICHI • 12m
Replying to @aizawa,@HITOCCHI, @DEKIRUU, @SHOUCHAN
i too would like to know [eye emoji]

[A video of a few recognizable Class A students. The focus is placed mostly on Todoroki, Shinsou, and Kaminari—the latter of the trio all-but sprawled on Shinsou’s back as he pleads for the other to “do the tik tok, do it for the tik tok,” and Shinsou replies with a “no, no, no” while Todoroki watches and drinks a breakfast smoothie. A few classmates are chanting “do it for the tik tok” at Shinsou. Aizawa is seen entering the dorm common room, looking at what’s going on, and turning on his heel.]

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normal breakfast things ig.

#classashenanegians

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hitocchi: this is slander

DENKICHI: u look pretty NOW DO THE TIK TOK

hitocchi: AKFJDGFDLA

SHOUCHAN: u did it. u killed an angel.

ttooru: MR AIZAWA HELLO

only cats: why did i interview for this job

nezu: you are a blessing to UA faculty, aizawa-sensei!!

TDSHKMI: my fave part of any insta post is when shinsou doubts his attractiveness n todokami immediately go ‘UR WRONG’

DENKICHI: he just doesn’t have all the fax :(

ochakowo: ONLY SELF LOVE IN THIS DORM HOES

yaomomo: this is what you do when im already in class huh

iida.tenya: i have accepted this.

ALL MIGHT: what is tik tok

hizashi [lock emoji]: oh yagi,,

cheeeeery: OK BUT DID THEY DO THE TIK TOK????

shouji: they did

[ 1 Hour Ago]

[Shinsou can be heard muttering “you’re so lucky I love you” right before the music switches on to an old pre-quirk song, Treasure. Todoroki, Shinsou, and Kaminari get into position and start the #treasurechallenge dance; Shinsou looking completely deadpan while he does so, but the edges of his lips are quirked up, and he looks exasperated, but in that fond way. All of them are in their school uniforms, though Kaminari doesn’t have his tie on yet. As the dance stops, Shinsou covers his face and walks away to Kaminari’s “See? You looked great—“]

@DENKICHI • 24m ago
the prodigal son,,
song: treasure

From the phone records of Shinsou Hitoshi

Today at 9:15 A.M.

[ me ]

theyre gonna kill me

[ gremlin in the fridge ]

LMAO

[ me ]

DON’T LAUGH AT MY MISERY

SCREAMING @PRESENTMIC • 16m
im just a lil confused
@DENKICHI you give hitoshi your eng notes?
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time to die @DENKICHI • 16m
Replying to @PRESENTMIC
Yeah!! Why?

SCREAMING @PRESENTMIC • 16m
Replying to @DENKICHI
But hitoshi is fluent in English??

time to die @DENKICHI • 14m
Replying to @PRESENTMIC
HUH

time to die @DENKICHI • 12m
HEWOOO??
[Image: A screenshot of a discord conversation with user “parental apps: closed”]
denki

EXPLAIN?????
I BEEN GIVING U NOTES FOR MONTHS N UR FLUENT????

parental apps: closed

what
fluent in what
i need some context blease

denki

PRESENT MIC SAYS UR FLUENT IN ENGLIHS
HE ASKED ME WHY IM GIVING U NOTES
HITOSHI WHAT

parental apps: closed

hitoshi cant come to the phone rn
leave a message after the beep
[BEEP]

denki

THIS IS A TESXT CONVERSATION YOUNG MAN
COME BAC KHERE ]

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time to sleep @HITOCCHI • 11m
time to flee japan ig
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dadzawa mode reluctantly activated @aizawa • 10m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
over my corpse

(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 8m
Replying to @HITOCCHI, @aizawa
AIZAWA SENSEI WHAT

time to ?? @SHOUCHAN • 2m
my conspiracy theory senses are tingling
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let me rest please @yaomomo • 1m
Replying to @SHOUCHAN
that’s because you’re on fire, todoroki
please put yourself out before u trip the alarms again

tired @RRUN • 45s
Replying to @SHOUCHAN, @yaomomo
please.

cute but deadly @ochakowo •35s
Replying to @SHOUCHAN, @yaomomo, @RRUN
class a reps’ have seen so much,,

[ R E C O R D I N G ]

“This is Cherry,” says Shinsou as the stream opens; the cat – a gray tabby – is on his head. “I didn’t adopt her . . . she, uh, belongs to my foster . . . well, he’s not . . .,” Shinsou pauses with a slight frown and eye squint. “My, uh, adopted dad—she’s his. Anyway . . . today’s stream, we’re going to be doing another Breath of the Wild run. How exciting.”

“Very excited!”

Link pops up in where Shinsou last left off, in the middle of Tarrey Town, when Shinsou blinks, a slight furrow to his eyebrows as he slowly turns around to see who had just spoken. “When . . . When did you get into my room?”

“Just now~.”

“For those of you asking, it’s just Kaminari,” Shinsou says once he’s facing the camera once more. The chat, predictably, explodes with noise, and Shinsou huffs a quiet laugh. “You know how this goes—I say I’m going to do some Korok hunting, and I end up doing everything else. So . . . I finished Tarrey Town a few streams ago, and there’s a few quests I want to do in this area . . .”

“I think there’s a shrine somewhere, too!”

“Oh, really?” Shinsou opens up the map and hums. “I want you to tell me—but also, like, don’t tell me . . . eh, we’ll figure it out as we go.”

Link then goes to talk to a few characters who had side quest information. He gives a small girl a Monster Cake that somehow cures her illness, and her father informs Link to then go take out the Guardians in the forest-like area below.

“I’ve never fought, like, a walking guardian before,” Shinsou says, clicking his tongue, and eyes the chat. “What d’we say? Go for it? Run screaming in the other direction?”

Please note: the deadpan. The expression.

“Go for it, Hitoshi~.”

At least half the chat spots Shinsou’s pink cheeks as he clears his throat. “R-Right – well. Uh. Looks like it’s split in half, pretty much . . . oh fuck, let’s go die.”

“That’s not allowed, Shinsou.”

The newest voice makes Shinsou jolt in slight surprise, Cherry somehow unbothered by the action, and turns to see the newcomer. The chat, like always, asks questions over who it is and gives guesses. “Oh, hey, Todoroki. Do you need something . . .?”

“Could I watch?”

“Go ahead.” Shinsou turns back around, and if anyone in the chat knew him well enough, they’d point out that he was currently internally screaming. Shinsou counted his blessings that his sister wasn’t in the stream chat. “Alright. Guess we’re going to go fight some guardians!”

“Yay~!”

“Good luck.”

“First, though . . . let’s make some food . . .”

[ E N D R E C O R D I N G ]

hell class teacher defense squad @PURBLE • 9h
k but i know their teacher is all like grr hate this class AND YET??? HES THE FIRST TO COMMENT ON THEIR VIDEOS???
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hell class teacher defense squad @PURBLE • 9h
Replying to @PURBLE
HES ALWAYS AROUND FOR HELP???
HES . A CHAT MONITOR FOR SHINSO’S STREAM IM

hell class teacher defense squad @PURBLE • 9h
Replying to @PURBLE
IN SOME OF THE CLASS VIDS
HE’S THERE JUST KEEPIN AN EYE ON THINGS
GRADING
HELPING STUDENTS IM

hell class teacher defense squad @PURBLE • 9h
Replying to @PURBLE
IN OEN U HEAR HIM SAY “UR NOT BOTHERING ME IF ITS IMPORTANT TO YOU THEN I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT” WHEN SHINSOU WAS LIKE “OH NVM ITS NOT IMPORTANT HAHA”

hell class teacher defense squad @PURBLE • 9h
Replying to @PURBLE
IM CRYING IN THE CLUB BOYS

hell class teacher defense squad @PURBLE • 9h
Replying to @PURBLE
IDK IF UA HAS BEST TEACHER AWARDS BUT
IF MR AIZAWA DOESN’T GET IT
IM RIOTING IN HIS NAME

dadzawa mode reluctantly activated @aizawa • 9h
Replying to @PURBLE
please do not.

just a small frog @tsuyu • 9h
you didn’t have to go for sensei’s life like that
[QRT: hell class teacher defense squad @PURBLE: k but i know their teacher is all like grr . . .]
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BUY TSUKUYOMI MERCH @PRESENTMIC • 9h
SHOUTA IM SCREAMING
[QRT: hell class teacher defense squad @PURBLE: k but i know their teacher is all like grr . . .]
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dadzawa mode reluctantly activated @aizawa • 9h
Replying to @PRESENTMIC
the entire eastern hemisphere knows you’re screaming hizashi

YOU DIDN’T CONNECT THEM @HITOCCHI • 9h
i see its appreciating aizawa-sensei hours
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dadzawa mode reluctantly activated @aizawa • 9h
Replying to @HITOCCHI
it is not.

BUY TSUKUYOMI MERCH @PRESENTMIC • 9h
class a: does anything
aizawa: dadzawa mode activated
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dadzawa mode reluctantly activated @aizawa • 9h
Replying to @PRESENTMIC
im getting divorce papers

BUY TSUKUYOMI MERCH @PRESENTMIC • 9h
Replying to @aizawa
BBY NO THE CHILDREN

I CONNECTED THE DOTS @SHOUCHAN • 9h
Replying to @PRESENTMIC, @aizawa
[eye emoji] y’all got kids

I CONNECTED THE DOTS @SHOUCHAN • 9h
i smell a conspiracy theory,,
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THE FURNITURE @yaomomo • 9h
Replying to @SHOUCHAN
again. you are on fire.
you are smelling your burning clothes.

owo nation @minanana • 9h
Replying to @SHOUCHAN, @yaomomo
someone pls make yaomomo some tea

[The video begins with Todoroki, Shinsou, and Kaminari in the dorm bathrooms as the song begins to play. Kaminari jokingly poses while Shinsou hides a smile, and Todoroki just looks a bit confused. Then, the bass of the chorus drops, and as the singer sings “bad at love,” the clothes swap takes place. Shinsou wears Kaminari’s outfit, Kaminari wears Todoroki’s (which swims on him a bit), and Todoroki wears Shinsou’s. As Todoroki and Shinsou are closest in height, it seems Todoroki got the best deal out of the swap.]

@DENKICHI • 5 days ago
got him again boys,,
song: bad at love

my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU • 2h
first date kinda nervous,,
[A short video of Shinsou as he cuts into a piece of strawberry cake. He wears a gray sweater with STARLIGHT, Aoyama Yuuga’s hero name, in a soft yellow. The lighting of the café and the outside frames him well. His glasses are gray. Near the end of the video, he looks up with a squint and a “Izuku, I swear if you’re taking another fucking video of me—"]
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IM NOT DATING MIDORIYA @HITOCCHI • 1h
Replying to @DEKIRUU
do you know what you’ve caused
do you?

my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU • 1h
Replying to @HITOCCHI
i live for the chaos of my actions.

[betrayal reaction] @ochakowo • 2h
Replying to @DEKIRUU, @HITOCCHI
YALL DIDN’T TELL ME!!!

HE’S NOT DATING MIDORIYA @HICCHAN • 2h
i know whats going on n this is so fcking funny
[QRT: my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU: first date kinda nervous,,]
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(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 2h
Replying to @HICCHAN
BIG SIS WHAT DO U KNOW
DM ME!!!!!

MIDOSHIN HAS RISEN @MIDOSHIN • 1h
DO YALL EVER SCREAM?????
[QRT: my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU: first date kinda nervous,,]
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dadzawa mode reluctantly activated @aizawa • 1h
what the hell is going on
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dorm mom mode EXCITEDLY activated @PRESENTMIC • 1h
Replying to @aizawa
a lot
so im heading to the dorms w CHOCOLATE!!!!

TODOSHINKAMI NATION @TDSHKMI • 1h
while im sad, congrats on your relationship @DEKIRUU @HITOCCHI
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MEGA SAD HOURS @midorin • 1h
Let’s not forget to support @HITOCCHI even if we’re feeling down, okay? we have no right to be mad at him.
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rip todoshin @TODOSHIN • 2h
k but
are @SHOUCHAN & @DENKICHI okay.,,
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. @DENKICHI • 2h
Replying to @TODOSHIN
Lol

hm. @SHOUCHAN • 2h
sending support to @HITOCCHI
hope you enjoy your date
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WE NEED TEA, STAT @yaomomo • 2h
Replying to @SHOUCHAN
want me to make tea

hm. @SHOUCHAN • 2h
Replying to @yaomomo
thanks

. @DENKICHI • 2h
ENJOY YOUR DATE BABES @HITOCCHI @DEKIRUU
I WANT DEETS WHEN U GET BACK
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RAGE @BAKAGOU • 2h
Replying to @DENKICHI
get ur ass in the kitchen i made shit

(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 2h
this day is both sad n happy,,,
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owo nation @minanana • 2h
Replying to @ttooru
i know [crying emoji]

IM NOT DATING MIDORIYA @HITOCCHI • 1h
WE WERE NOT ON A DATE
FOR THE LAST TIME IM SINGLE
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(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 1h
Replying to @HITOCCHI
ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS

IM NOT DATING MIDORIYA @HITOCCHI • 1h
Replying to @ttooru
YES
WE WEREN’T ON A DATE
HE’S JUST FUCKING W Y’ALL

my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU• 32m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
NOT FOR LONG BBY

IM NOT DATING MIDORIYA @HITOCCHI • 1h
Replying to @DEKIRUU
IM SHAKING WHAT DOES THIS MEAN MIDORIYA
HELLO???

TDSHKMI NATION??? @TDSHKMI • 20m
what
what is going on
WHAT IS THE TRUTH
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[ IS MY CLASSMATE PRESENT MIC’S SECRET LOVE CHILD?? // O N E W E E K A G O ]

The introduction sequence of the episode Conspiracy Corner: IS MY CLASSMATE PRESENT MIC’S SECRET LOVE CHILD?? opens with a happy piano tune and three animated chibi art of the hosts: Kaminari, Shinsou, and Todoroki. Chibi Shinsou can be seen hiding from a Chibi Todoroki who looks like a crazed scientist, while Chibi Kaminari videotapes and laughs.

Once the entrance sequences ends, Shinsou can be seen with his head in his hands. “I don’t wanna do this again,” Shinsou says, though it’s muffled by his hands. “Haven’t I suffered enough? I’ve suffered enough.”

“It’s not that bad,” says a distant voice. “C’mon, Hitoshi~. We believe in you!”

Shinsou makes a disgruntled noise in response.

The video then does the comical freeze frame sound effect and fades into what looks like white noise on a TV screen. When it returns, Shinsou gives the camera a blank stare, seated in the middle of Kaminari and Todoroki. After an indiscrete elbow nudge from Kaminari, Shinsou sighs.

“Welcome to . . . I don’t know what episode we’re on of Conspiracy Corner,” Shinsou says in a manner that makes it look like he’s physically spitting it out. “I’m your co-host who is going to quit after this episode—”

Kaminari and Todoroki both say, “You’re not quitting.”

“—who is not, in fact, going to quit after this episode,” Shinsou amends with an increasingly displeased expression. He pulls on the drawstring of his SHOUTO hoodie; it’s half red, half white. “Shinsou Hitoshi. Don’t call me Hitoshi. Welcome to a cause of my misery.”

“And I’m your other co-host, Kaminari Denki~,” Kaminari winks and finger guns before he blows a kiss in Shinsou’s direction, who only rolls his eyes (and a good number of viewers will point out the pink in his ears). He wears another SIREN sweater. “Don’t mind Hitoshi-chan~. He’s simply . . . displeased at our topic.”

“I’m not displeased,” Shinsou grumbles. “I’m just tired.”

Kaminari pats Shinsou’s hand as Todoroki clears his throat. “And I’m you’re last host, Todoroki Shouto. I don’t care what you call me. As you’ve already guessed, given the episode title, we will be discussing a theory that involves Present Mic and a classmate of ours that we suspect is his secret love child.”

Shinsou groans aloud and presses his forehead against the table. “I hate this [BEEP] family.”

“Aw~, we love you too!”

“In case some of you might’ve thought, the student in question isn’t Kaminari,”— Kaminari makes an ‘x’ motion with his arms— “Though I think he’s related to an American Pro Hero,”— “What”— “but that’s not the focus of this episode.” With that said, Todoroki, yet again, slaps a piece of paper on the table, and says, to Shinsou, “I thought you were Aizawa-sensei’s secret love child, but that’s just a decoy for the press, isn’t it?”

Shinsou looks up. “Why are we bringing the media into this?”

“—You’re Present Mic’s secret love child. It makes sense.”

Shinsou stares at Todoroki for a blank moment, and then, after he takes off his glasses, leaves the room.

At 13:05:24:

“You just don’t have the facts, Shinsou.”

“Facts?” Shinsou sputters, oblivious to the way Kaminari stares at him, mouthing I’ve never seen him so animated before. “Facts? Todoroki, its something called [BEEP] genetics! Our hair isn’t even the same color!”

“That means nothing to me.”

“It should! It really should!”

“You could simply take after your mother more, gene wise.”

Shinsou pauses. “That’s not the point.”

Todoroki stands and points at him. “You are his secret love child!”

“No!”

At 18:06:57:

“—you both have voice activated quirks and—.”

“—that doesn’t mean a thing, there’s nothing that—.”

As they argue, there’s a flurry of knocks on the door. Kaminari goes to answer it, and the audience here’s an excited “I HEARD SOMEONE TALK ABOUT VOICE QUIRKS?” in the distance, there’s a muffled explosion and a shut the [beep] up, deku!

“Join the party, Midori~!”

[ C O M M E N T S ]

cat videos only please • one week ago
i have no words

eraser’s problem children • one week ago
IM SORRY SENSE I
—shinsou

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izukuwu • one week ago
loved our discussion!!

eraser’s problem children • one week ago
YOU
—shinsou

785 Replies

HANDS UP!! • one week ago
LITTLE LISTENERS IM

eraser’s problem children • one week ago
thoughts, present mic
-todo

14,458 Replies

ochakowo • one week ago
LMAOOOOO
IM CAKLING IOMG
425 Replies

WHOMST • one week ago
will shinsou ever get rest
102 Replies

TDSHKMI • one week ago
yall

tdshkmi fanclub • one week ago
I KNOW

653 Replies

sawako • one week ago
good video as always!!
45 Replies

bright places • one week ago
IM IN TEARS
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[ U N E D I T E D V I D E O ]

“We’re doing a game of truth or dare~,” Kaminari finger guns the camera and then claps his hands. “I hope you guys enjoy it!”

“I’m not enjoying it,” mutters Shinsou.

“Ignore Hitoshi-chan~; it’s past his bedtime."

“It’s past your—.”

At 10:32:24:

“Todoroki!”

“Truth.”

“So. The world wants to know. Why are you so interested in other peoples’ father figures?”

“Because I lack a healthy one, and I don’t want others to.”

“Cuddle pile in three, GO!”

At 17:02:10:

“I dare you to chug all of Bakugo’s hot sauce.”

“Rest in fucking pieces, Eijirou.”

“Hey!”

At 22:24:36:

“Shinsou!” He jumps as Ashido jabs her finger in his direction. “Truth or dare!”

Shinsou worries his bottom lip. “Um. Truth.”

“Kay~,” Ashido smiles and Shinsou shivers at the glint in her eyes. “Who are you crushing on in this room?”

The room grows quiet at the sight of Shinsou’s blush. “Can – Can I . . . get a da-dare,” Shinsou stutters out, fingers nervously playing with the thumbholes of his DEKU sweater.

“Okay,” Ashido cheers out. “Then I dare you to kiss who you’re crushing on!”

Shinsou, somehow, goes redder and makes a quiet sound in the back of his throat. “I – I don’t think that’ll work—.”

“Why not?!”

“I can’t kiss two people at once,” Shinsou says as he hides his face with his hands; therefore, he remains oblivious to the expressions on Todoroki and Kaminari’s face. He also misses when Kaminari slaps the air near Todoroki with a are you hearing this, are you HEARING THIS kind of expression.

Ashido opens her mouth, but the door is opened, and a towering silhouette is in the doorway. “What are you doing?” Aizawa questions them in his firm tone, though his sudden appearance causes small shrieks of surprise. “It’s curfew. Get to your own dorms. Now.”

[ D O Y O U W A N T T O P O S T T H I S ? ]

S A V E D R A F T

[A cute selfie of Shinsou and his sister, Hitouka. He wears another DEKU sweater and distressed skinny jeans; she’s wearing white overalls. Shinsou has both the poly flag and gay flag bracelets on his wrist; Hitouka has the lesbian flag on hers. They seem to be in a cute café, and in the background, there is a distinctly familiar figure by the ordering station.]

hitocchi
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true wlw mlm solidarity is when its twins

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DENKICHI: IM JEALOUS OF YOUR GENES UR BOTH GORGEOUS

hitouka: @HITOCCHI if u deny this i WILL stab u

SHOUCHAN: i wont stab you but i will be sad :(

hitocchi: i

ochakowo: AHHHHHH SIBLING GOALS

tsuyu: beautiful picture, kero. whats your sisters’ name again

hitouka: everyone calls me hicchan but you can call me hitouka :)

tsuyu: is hitouka-chan ok

hitouka: ABSOLUTELY

hitocchi: what

hizashi [lock emoji]: U CANT SEE ME BUT IM CRYING

nemurii: i can see n its gross but this is an adorable picture~

SHOUCHAN: who is that figure in the back

SHOUCHAN: that’s aizawa isnt it

hitocchi: why are you like this.

ttooru: CUTE CUTE CUTE

[21 Hours Ago]

pikachu @DENKICHI • 30m
@SHOUCHAN n i are doing a stream in 6m!!
makeup + q&a
[LINK: MAKEUP PROMISLAND ft. ORANGE ]

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gengar @HITOCCHI • 30m
Replying to @DENKICHI
Have fun!

vulpix @SHOUCHAN • 29m
boutta look like a clown live
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pikachu @DENKICHI • 28m
Replying to @SHOUCHAN
WHAT HAVE CLOWNS DONE TO U SHOUTO

gengar @HITOCCHI • 24m
IM GONNA DO IT
IM GONNA SAY IT
AHHHH
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my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU • 12m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
YOU GOT THIS BBY

gengar @HITOCCHI • 12m
Replying to @DEKIRUU
NO I DON’T

(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 20m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
OWO WHATS THIS

just a small frog @tsuyu • 15m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
I don’t know what you’re doing, but you got this

shinsou hitoshi protection squad @BLUEUE • 11m
owo whats happening
[QRT: gengar @HITOCCHI: im gonna do it im gonna . . .]
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gengar @HITOCCHI • 10m
nevermind
im not doing it lolol
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my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU • 10m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
BITCH

gengar @HITOCCHI • 10m
Replying to @DEKIRUU
AND PROUD

my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU • 10m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
BITCH BABY GO AND DO IT

gengar @HITOCCHI • 9m
Replying to @DEKIRUU
SRRY TIS BITCH BABY CANT COME TO THE PHOEN

my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU • 9m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
HITOSHI

dadzawa mode reluctantly activated @aizawa • 9m
Replying to @HITOCCHI, @DEKIRUU
what. the fuck.

yuuga @YUYUGA • 8m
mom shinsou n midoriya are fighting
pls. take me back.
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(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 7m
Replying to @YUYUGA
WHY IS THIS THE FIRST THING U TWEET IN SO MANY YEARS

DORM MOM IS AFRAID @PRESENTMIC • 7m
Replying to @YUYUGA
listen listener
idk whats going on,,

HITOSHI HAS ALL MY UWUS @HICCHAN • 7m
OH IS IT HAPPENING TONIGHT
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(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 7m
Replying to @HICCHAN
BIG SIS GIMME KNOWLEDGE PLS

gengar @HITOCCHI • 5m
how about i make waffles instead.
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my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU • 5m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
STOP STALLING

gengar @HITOCCHI • 5m
Replying to @DEKIRUU
LISTEN

SOFT TDSHKMI @TDSHKMI • 3m
i come back from the makeup stream to see the world in flames
@HITOCCHI you okay??
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gengar @HITOCCHI • 3m
Replying to @TDSHKMI
have i ever ,,

pls @ me ms joke @myamori • 13m
WHATS GOING ON W SHINSOU???
HELLO??????
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gengar @HITOCCHI • 5m
WHAT IF THEY HATE ME
WHAT IF THEY SAY NO
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my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU • 5m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
i have accepted a possible future in prison

gengar @HITOCCHI • 5m
Replying to @DEKIRUU
IZUKU NO

my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU • 5m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
IZUKU YES

ALL MIGHT @ALLMIGHT • 4m
Replying to @DEKIRUU
MIDORIYA SHOUNEN????

dadzawa mode reluctantly activated @aizawa • 2m
you’ve accepted what.
[QRT: my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU: i have accepted a possible future in . . .]
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im coward @HITOCCHI • 2m
MY ONLY OPTION. IS TO STAY QUIET.
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HITOSHI HAS ALL MY UWUS @HICCHAN • 2m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
BABY BROTHER DON’T MAKE ME GET ON THIS TRAIN

SIREN NATION @SIRENFANCLUB • 2m
THE WORLD IS ON FIRE WHAT IS GOING ON
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SIREN NATIOOON @SSIREN • 2m
IS SHINSOU CONFESSING????
WHO IS HE CONFESSIONG TO??
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NOT A COWARD @HITOCCHI • 1m
OK
IM DOING IT
AHHHHHHH
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my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU • 1m
Replying to @HITOCCHI
AHHHHHHHHH

[ R E C O R D I N G ]

Kaminari is snorting at Todoroki’s attempt to put on his own makeup, giving advice here and there, and explaining what the different types of brushes are for. Kaminari is mostly complete with his look, though he’s humming over a shimmering eyeshadow palette, bringing it up so that those in the stream could see.

“What color?”

The chat erupts with suggestions, from singular colors to a mix of shadows. Todoroki is currently opening and closing the small bottle of eyeliner.

Kaminari takes in the chat suggestions, and then tells them what shades he’ll be doing. He looks at Todoroki and then at the eyeliner, and goes, “. . . You, uh, need help with that or . . .?”

“I’m debating,” says Todoroki.

Kaminari nods and finger guns. “Got it, got it.”

He gets one eye finished, and Todoroki has moved away from the eyeliner to the array of highlighters and toners that Kaminari has, picking each one up and trying to guess which one would work best with his skin tone. He picks up the brush and—

Shinsou stumbles through the door, face pale with nerves. “To-Todoroki, Ka-Kaminari, um, can I—?” His mouth shuts closed, nearly comically, at the way the two stare at him with the makeup tools in their hands. For a moment, no one moves until all three of them laugh. “Your – Your faces.”

“I’m shook,” cries Kaminari as he shakes a brush in Shinsou’s direction. “Anyway~ . . . what’d you need? Ooh, come to join the stream?”

At those words, Shinsou seems to get paler. “Um.”

Todoroki raises an eyebrow. “Are you okay? Do you need to go to Recovery Girl . . .?”

“Um, I actually . . . came here to ta-talk, but, um, I forgot about the – the stream, but it’s okay,” Shinsou assures them as if his voice isn’t cracking with nerves, and his fingers tremble around the drawstring hoodie he wears. “I’ll . . . I’ll, um, see you . . .?”

“Hold on,” Kaminari frowns. “It’s obviously important, Hitoshi. We’ll turn the stream off, okay?”

“But—.”

“No buts,” Todoroki says quietly. “Whatever you have to say is important, and we want to listen to you.”

Shinsou swallows and a small smile pulls at his lips. He doesn’t bite it back.

[ E N D R E C O R D I N G ]

TDSHKMI CANON?? @TDSHKMI • 3m
IS WHATS HAPPENING WHAT I THINK IS HAPPENING
IF SO #TODOSHINKAMI POPPIN BOTTLES
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shinsou twins defense squad @midorin • 2m
YALL IM SCREAMING WHY DID SHINSOU JUST BURST INTO THE STREAM LIKE THAT
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TODOKAMI @TODOKAMI • 1m
TODOSHINKAMI NATION ARE YALL BRAETHING
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TODOSHIN @TODOSHIN • 1m
Replying to @TODOKAMI
ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING

DORM MOM IS AFRAID @PRESENTMIC • 5m
shouta im scared
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dadzawa mode reluctantly activated @aizawa • 4m
Replying to @PRESENTMIC
im getting a drink.

shinsou support squad @ochakowo • 3m
DEKU WHATS GOING ON
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my hair is full (of love) @DEKIRUU •3m
Replying to @ochakowo
Hehehehe

THE WORLD IS ON FIRE @heearts • 14m
@ttooru A PLAY BY PLAY PWEASE
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(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 14m
Replying to @heearts
Normally I’d say yes, however! I’ve spent months watching Shinsou struggle w. just accepting + expressing PLATONIC affection. Like we joke about him cuddling midoriya, but it was a long uphill battle for him to stop flinching at everything.

(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 14m
Replying to @heearts
anyway im sorry but after knowing some of what shinsou’s gone though, and is still recovering from, im not going to betray his trust in a safe space like this. you’ll just have to find out like the rest of us.

dadzawa mode reluctantly activated @aizawa • 13m
Well said.
[QRT: (not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru: normally I’d say yes, however! . . . ]
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(not) naked n afraid babey @ttooru • 12m
Replying to @aizawa
COULD I GET EXTRA CREDIT MR AIZAWA

dadzawa mode reluctantly activated @aizawa • 4m
Replying to @ttooru
No.

[The first photo is of Hitouka on a Skype video call with Shinsou, and, while they’re both smiling and doing peace signs, they have red-rimmed eyes. The second photo is of a half-eaten plate of brownies, and there’s a blurry kitchen in the background along with someone, a blond man, near the stove. The last photo is of an empty tissue box.]

hitouka
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sad hours .

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hitocchi: ://

only cats: whats wrong

hitouka: adkjfljadfglfj we ok

hizashi [lock emoji]: you sure sweetie?

tsuyu: do you want me to call

hitouka: ye

dekiruu: who am i fighting.

hitocchi: stop trying to get arrested

dekiruu: BUT-

hitocchi: I WILL CALL INKO-SAN

minanana: the girls of class a are here for you!!

ochakowo: absolutely!

yaomomo: yes!

SHOUCHAN: IS THAT PRESENT MIC IN AN APRON

hitocchi: NO GET YOUR EYES CHECKED

hitouka: LMAO

[ 5 Days ago]

TDSHKMI CANON?? @TDSHKMI • 5h
its been a month please
@SHOUCHAN @HITOCCHI @DENKICHI
what happened
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babey @HITOCCHI • 5h
Replying to @TDSHKMI
[read at 4:15]

hes babey @DENKICHI • 5h
Replying to @TDSHKMI, @HITOCCHI
HITOSHI

WHO ATE MY APPLE PIE @HICCHAN • 5h
wow its really been a month huh
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I ATE YOUR APPLE PIE IM SORRY @PRESENTMIC • 5h
Replying to @HICCHAN
its been a time hitouka

hes so babey @SHOUCHAN • 5h
Replying to @HICCHAN, @PRESENTMIC
so are you admitting that you adopted the shinsou twins

babey @HITOCCHI • 5h
Replying to @SHOUCHAN
GIVE IT A REST!!!!!

I ATE YOUR APPLE PIE IM SORRY @PRESENTMIC • 5h
Replying to @SHOUCHAN
[chuckles] im in danger

[A funny dance video of Kaminari trying to teach Todoroki and Shinsou TikTok dance moves. As Todoroki has a TikTok, he’s more familiar with them, but Shinsou, most of the time, ends up giving them both blank “why are y’all like this” stares. The music plays on low, and there’s a text of “when u try to get them to dance.” But overall, the video atmosphere is cheerful and light.]

@DENKICHI • 7 Hours Ago
cuties,,
song: adore you

[ GOING THROUGH SHINOU’S CLOSET / / T W O D A Y S A G O ]

Kaminari’s intro begins, though this time he can be seen chasing after a Chibi Shinsou with a bundle of clothing in his hands. The episode title GOING THROUGH SHINSOU’S CLOSET trails after their running silhouettes.

“Hello, our lovely viewers~,” Kaminari greets the audience. He has a scarf wrapped around his neck despite being inside and currently wears bright orange tights. “I bet you’re curious about this episode, hmm?”

“I’m not,” says Shinsou, who is currently half-buried beneath a pile of clothing.

“Clothes don’t talk.”

Shinsou scrunches his nose, but the effect is ruined when Watermelon decides to plop right on Shinsou’s face. As Shinsou sputters for breath, Kaminari claps his hands.

“We’re going to go through Hitoshi’s closet today~.”

“Watermelon – off . . . !”

“I noticed that he had a lot of cute pieces, you know?” Kaminari hums, looking around, and then picks up a cute skirt to show the camera. Meanwhile, Watermelon meows contritely and refuses to remove herself from Shinsou’s face. “So~, I thought we could do a lil fashion show of Hitoshi’s clothes!”

The door opens then, and Todoroki walks inside with two mugs. He pauses in the doorway, blinking at the scene, before he continues toward the desk where he sets the mugs down, and points out, “Watermelon is suffocating Hitoshi.”

“She does that,” Kaminari replies in a sage tone.

Shinsou sputters out a curse too low for anyone save for Watermelon to hear.

At 13:05:53:

Todoroki stumbles out of the closet in one of Shinsou’s high calf boots, a mid-thigh skirt, and a fading HANDS UP!! sweater. He stares at himself in the mirror and then turns to Shinsou with a deadpan, “You have a lot of sweaters.”

“Oh, really?” Shinsou says, still buried beneath clothes and now two (2) of his cats. “I didn’t notice.”

“Is this your way of a defense mechanism, Hitoshi.”

“I’m leaving.”

At 16:04:58:

“ARE THESE CROP TOPS?”

Shinsou bolts upright, and his cats make disgruntled noises at being moved. “Oh, no,” Shinsou breathes out. “He found the forbidden items . . .”

Kaminari practically lurches out of Shinsou’s closet, holding said items in his hands, with a mock glare. “You had crop tops? And you wouldn’t wear them with me on Crop Top Tuesday?”

Todoroki raises an eyebrow. “On what?”

“I, once again, hate this family.”

“No, you don’t!” Kaminari then throws a white crop top at Shinsou; it’s patterned with small cacti. “Change into that.”

“No.”

Kaminari pouts.

Shinsou picks up the shirt with a sigh.

At 24:06:24:

“Why are you doing this to me?”

“I’LL GET MINA!”

In the distance, we hear: “GET ME FOR WHAT?”

“[BEEP]”

[ C O M M E N T S ]

cat videos only please • two days ago
please tell me you cleaned this

eraser’s problem children • two days ago
we did

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ochakowo • two days ago
WHY WASN’T I INVITED

eraser’s problem children • two days ago
IM SORRY
(kami)

16 Replies

sawako • two days ago
cute
1 Reply

TDSHKMI NATION • two days ago
AGAIN
DARE WE HOPE

KAMISHIN • two days ago
BITCH WE BEEN HOPIN

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izukuwu • two days ago
soft hours,,
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WHOMST • three hours ago
IF YALL DON’T INVITE ME N MINA NEXT TIME

[A photo of all members of Class A in the common room. Majority of them are posing, being goofy and having fun, and showing off the sweaters Shinsou had made for them all. There are a few caps with their hero names, though not everyone has one. The class decided to match pants (white). It looks like Kirishima is trying to keep Bakugou in the picture frame. It is unclear who took the photo as all twenty members, including Hagakure, are accounted for.]

ttooru
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u ever just flex on the other classes .

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hitocchi: this is why class b hates us

hantaa: u misspelled monoma neito

ochakowo: love how im mid sneeze tho

dekiruu: IM CRYING!!!!

Inko.midoriya: oh how lovely!!!!

shouji: no one gonna point out fumikage is using me as a bird post?? ok

anima: i preten i do not see it

sugarman: i clos my eyes

shouji: i hate y’all so much

UA Hero Watch: … does @hitocchi have a webstore perhaps . . .

hitocchi: i. might be thinking about it . . .

SIREN.FC: pls.

monoma.neito: I SEE CLASS A IS BEING A BUNCH OF CLASS NERDS

konoka: we cant take u anywhere huh

kendou: how cute!!!

yaomomo: IKR

kendou: do you think shinsou could make merch for class b,,

hitocchi: sure idk all your names tho

kendou: DM’ing u!

ALL MIGHT: IM CRYING HAPPY TEARS

only cats: please cry quieter

hizashi [lock emoji]: LIKE YOU DON’T HAVE A TISSUE IN YOUR HANDS SHOUTA

[Yesterday]

first death @HITOCCHI • 10m
stream in a few min!
[Link: Mario Kart ft. the Boys ]
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[ R E C O R D I N G ]

Unlike usual, the stream doesn’t open to only Shinsou’s face. Rather, as people enter the stream, they see some sort of cuddle train—essentially, Kaminari is sitting between Shinsou’s legs, who sits between Todoroki’s, who has his chin propped on Shinsou’s head. There are a few cats sprawled about as well. Strawberry has made Todoroki’s head her home for the time being.

“Welcome to today’s stream,” Shinsou greets those who’ve arrived. He takes a moment to thank any new subscribers or donators or greeting familiar usernames. While he doesn’t answer any questions as to why they’re like that, he does answer a few about how he’s feeling, how school and training is going, etc. “We’re going to play some Mario Kart.”

“Get ready to lose, fuckers,” says Kaminari. The effect is lost as Blueberry tries to chew on his hair, causing him to sputter and flail.

“We’re going to do it at the fastest speed available,” – “We are what” (Kaminari) – “And, obviously, rainbow road will be making an appearance.”

Kaminari grimaces. “I don’t like this song.”

“I suggested Mario Party,” Todoroki interjects. The chat explodes with people pointing out that he’s leaving small braids in Shinsou’s hair. “But you said it was ‘too boring’ for a stream.”

“Don’t call me out like this, Shou,” Kaminari half-grumbles into Blueberry’s fur. “Time to suffer, I guess.”

“Didn’t you just say ‘get ready to lose’?”

“Listen.”

Shinsou cups a hand around his ear. “I’m listening.”

“Mean~!”

Once they choose their characters—Shinsou is BOTW Link, Kaminari is Isabelle from the Animal Crossing series, and Todoroki is Boo—as well as the type of kart, wheels, and parachute they’d like, Shinsou closes his eyes and randomly chooses a tournament cup.

Kaminari sputters a, “That’s how you chose?”

“It’s called random sampling.”

“I don’t think that means what you think it means, Hitoshi.”

Nonetheless, the race begins. The chat gives encouragement and takes bets on who would win, lose, etc. For a good moment, it seems like Kaminari is winning despite his earlier whines, but then after a few well-placed red shells, Todoroki easily surpasses him and quietly laughs at Kaminari’s sputtered dismay.

Shinsou coasts along at a good fourth place, and it seems like he’ll stay that way for a good bit until they reach the third loop, and Shinsou somehow, before anyone blinks, is in first. Todoroki is in fourth, and Kaminari is steadily leaving sixth place.

“HOW did you get in first.”

“Dunno,” says Shinsou; he sounds bored, but there’s quiet smile on his face. “Luck, I guess.”

“Shouto, we have to team up and bring him down.”

“Oi.”

“Agree. He holds too much power.”

“I’m literally right here.”

The game becomes intense as Todoroki and Kaminari do their best to steer Shinsou away from first place. And then, in the final stretch, Kaminari gets the bane of all first places’ existence.

“Denki – Denki, don’t you dare—.”

The blue shell is released, and it whacks into Shinsou’s player just a few feet away from the finish line. Neither of them end up wining—Peach pulls in a victorious first. Shinsou looks so shocked and betrayed as Kaminari high-fives Todoroki above his head.

“Wow,” he says after the results roll. “I can’t believe my own boyfriends would do this to me.”

“Aw~, don’t worry, baby,” Kaminari squishes their cheeks together. “We still love you~.”

Todoroki gives them amused, but very, very fond stares and says, “You two do know the stream is live, right?”

Shinsou shares a look with Kaminari, and then says, in that perfect deadpan of his, “F in the chat.”

[ S T R E A M H A S C R A S H E D U N E X P E C T E D L Y. T R Y A G A I N ? ]

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