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1. steal (verb): to take without permission and not return by lutes_and_dandelions

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   20 Apr 2020

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   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Jaskier | Dandelion/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Eskel (The Witcher)
   • Lambert (The Witcher)
   • Vesemir (The Witcher)
   • Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon
   • Nenneke (The Witcher)
   • Triss Merigold
   • Sabrina Glevissig
   • Renfri | Shrike (The Witcher)
   • Cerys an Craite
   • Istredd (The Witcher)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Heist Story
   • Established Relationship
   • Fluff
   • Family Fluff
   • Family Feels
   • Light Angst
   • POV Jaskier | Dandelion
   • POV Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Ocean's Eleven AU
   • you don't need to have seen Ocean's Eleven though to read and understand this
   • hopefully
   • Heavy on the Geraskier
   • There is softness for all of the tagged relationships though

   Summary

   Jaskier is released from prison with a plan to steal a hundred and sixty million dollars and maybe also his wife if he's really lucky.

   -oOo-

   Ocean's Eleven AU, it's what it says on the tin really.

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