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gays only event
sciencebiatch- tony
greenjellybean- bruce
murderforhire- bucky
pigeonman- sam
stabbingkink- loki
angrylesbian- carol
annoyingorange- stephen
iwonthesitatebitch- valkyrie
patrioticpopsicle- steve
[ 2:17 pm ]
sciencebiatch: gUYSGUYSGUYS
sciencebiatch: guess what
pigeonman: what
murderforhire: tony seriously what the hell
greenjellybean: nONONO
sciencebiatch: bruce has a crush :>>>
greenjellybean: so do you tony
greenjellybean: but i’m not going around and flaunting it
sciencebiatch: wait what
angrylesbian: rip tony
iwonthesitatebitch: it’s really obvious you know
greenjellybean: tony is currently dying at the fact you said that
angrylesbian: she’s kidding
iwonthesitatebitch: am i tho?
angrylesbian: i say you’re kidding you’re kidding love you <3
angrylesbian: but bruce who is it
pigeonman: i want a soft pretzel
murderforhire: sam wh-
pigeonman: i want a soft pretzel :/
sciencebiatch: aNyways
sciencebiatch: bruce can i tell them
greenjellybean: n0
sciencebiatch: :((((
revenge party
thunderthot- thor
iwonthesitatebitch- valkyrie
stabbingkink- loki
murderforhire- bucky
[ 2:20 pm ]
iwonthesitatebitch: tHOR
thunderthot: what val
stabbingkink: go away i’m sleeping
thunderthot: loki what the hell
murderforhire: oHYESVALTELLHIM
thunderthot: what? is? going? on?
iwonthesitatebitch: so
iwonthesitatebitch: you know that bruce kid?
thunderthot: yeah the cute one who does lights for theatre
iwonthesitatebitch: he likes someone
murderforhire: we don’t know who it is but
thunderthot: wh-
thunderthot: why is that important for me to know
murderforhire: bEcause maybe it’s you!!!
murderforhire: wait i’m going to ask tony
new chat
murderforhire- bucky
sciencebiatch- tony
[ 2:27 pm ]
murderforhire: tony
murderforhire: tony
murderforhire: tony
sciencebiatch: what do you want barnes
murderforhire: i know someone who likes bruce.