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1. Carmina Figurata by Gauvain, secace

   Fandoms: Arthurian Mythology, Arthurian Literature - Fandom  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   26 Apr 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • like 12 that are mentioned in one line but zero that are important
   • Galahad (Arthurian)
   • Percival (Arthurian)
   • Bors the Younger (Arthurian)
   • Gawain (Arthurian)
   • Lionel (Arthurian)
   • Lancelot du Lac
   • Laurel (Arthurian)
   • Lamorak (Arthurian)
   • Lynette (Arthurian)
   • Agravaine (Arthurian)
   • we read a 27 page article about carolingian monks and then immediately wrote this
   • Catholicism
   • i guess
   • rated m only for a lot of dumb jokes
   • nothing like. happens
   • Comedy

   Summary

   “I mean, it’s unbelievable,” Galahad said, pacing back and forth.

   “Huh,” said Perceval, thinking privately that being an apostle had been delightful and it had all gone according to his memory of scripture.

   “Being Jesus isn’t just about how many friends you can bone onstage in front of your family. Being Jesus is about— about love, and being tied up, and, and…” Galahad floundered, trying to think of other defining aspects of his religion and coming up somewhat short. “And being graphically murdered but in an aesthetic way.”

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