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Kirishima loves how this all turned out. Bakugou, on the other hand? Not so much.
They had been out on a mission when some random villain decided to unleash their quirk on them. Problem was, it messed up Kirishima and Bakugou's quirks. The quirks they have now do not correlate to their original ones at all.
"Bakugou, look," Kirishima stretches out an arm. "I can make crocs. Do you know how amazing that is?"
Bakugou shoves Kirishima away, grumbling unhappily to himself.
"It's just as great as the way you eat popsicles in one bite. Fuckin' teeth you have."
Kirishima grins.
"Hey! Do you want a pair of crocs?" He offers, making one out of the palm of his hand.
"No!" Bakugou hollers. "Get away from me you fucking Yaoyorozu wannabe!"
"Aw, I know you love me, though." Kirishima makes kissy faces at Bakugou, who gags.
"By the way, you never told me what your quirk is now."
"Don't needa tell you," Bakugou says a bit too quickly. "I'm gonna go shower."
"Did I hear that you two got your quirks messed up?" Mina flounces into the room, accompanied by Kaminari and Sero.
"Yeah! Check this out! I can make crocs!" Kirishima boasts.
"Oh my god! BROOOO!" Kaminari rushes over, demanding a pair.
"Filthy demons," Bakugou spits. "Disgraces to society."
"So, Bakugou," Mina starts, humming, "what's your new quirk now?"
"None of your fucking business."
"Oh, come on," she coaxes, "we're your besties! Besties share all their secrets with each other!"
She places a hand on Bakugou's shoulder. He whips around suddenly, palms upraised, and positioned at her face.
Mina eats a faceful of confetti.
Kaminari's the first one to laugh, wheezing as he falls to the ground clutching his stomach.
"Bakubro creates confetti!" he muffles his laughter with a hand, but to no avail. Sero joins him, and so does Mina. Gold confetti litters the floor.
"FUCK OFF!" Bakugou hollers, confetti exploding from his hands due to his anger.
"Hey, hey, it's okay," Kirishima assures him, placing up two hands covered in crocs. "It's still a pretty cool quirk. At least now- uh- you can threaten to shove confetti down people's throats…?"
"It's not fucking okay." Bakugou vibrates with rage, looking down at his hands.
"It's only for twenty-four hours-"
"Only twenty-four hours."
"Not that bad-"
"Says the fucktard with crocs."
Kirishima laughs nervously.
"I'm leaving," Bakugou states.
"Hey, hey!" Kirishima grabs his shoulder.
Bakugou stiffens.
Kirishima swallows. "You're still really manly with confetti as a quirk. Confetti is manly. At least, in my opinion, that is."
A thin veil of silence envelops the room.
"Hah. Gay," Sero snorts.
The room explodes.
"How's that gay?"
"You were blushing!"
"Literally, fuck off, Soy Sauce!"
"I was not!"
"I'll shove confetti up all of your asses if you guys don't shut the fuck up right now."
"Haha. Kinky-"