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    A Second Citadel twist on Sir Gawain and the Green Knight for the 2020 Penumbra Mini Bang!

    GREEN KNIGHT: hi hi
    come over
    it’ll be fun
    we can whack off each other’s heads with swords

    [ARUM]: what

    GREEN KNIGHT: you can make out with my wife

    [ARUM]: sorry what

    GREEN KNIGHT: you can make out with me

    [ARUM]: what?

    GREEN KNIGHT: come over
    we’ll have dinner
    with all our heads on and also clothes

    (Summary tweaked from Daniel Lavery, see end notes for link.)

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