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New Chat
CT-5555 “Fives” added CT-7567 “Captain Rex”, CT-6116 “Kix”, CT-1409 “Echo”, CC-2224 “Commander Cody”, CT-3949 “Hardcase”, CT-5597 “Jesse”, CT-5385 “Tup”, Commander Ahsoka Tano to the chat.
CT-5555: sup idiots except echo tup and tano
Commander Tano: oh hohohoho nice
CT-7567: i’m really not surprised but at the same time. why
CT-5555 changed their named to A Five is Speaking
A Five is Speaking: ill eventually do something funnier i just hate the number
A Five is Speaking: anyway welcome to bullshit
CC-2224: Why am I here
A Five is Speaking: because we love you
CC-2224: How unfortunate
A Five is Speaking changed CC-2224’s name to Dad
A Five is Speaking changed CT-7567’s name to Mom
Mom: what
Dad: What
A Five is Speaking: ;)
A Five is Speaking changed CT-3949’s name to Laserbrain
A Five is Speaking changed CT-5385’s name to Baby
A Five is Speaking changed CT-5597’s name to Kaysh Mirsh Solus
A Five is Speaking changed Commander Tano’s name to Commander Cool
A Five is Speaking changed CT-6116's name to Will Kix Your Ass
A Five is Speaking changed CT-1409's name to Echo (Echo) ((Echo))
A Five is Speaking: much better
Baby: oh !! I’m in here too ??
A Five is speaking: of course you are you sweet little child
Baby: I’m not even part of torrent ?
Dad: Neither am I and yet Im still here
Will Kix Your Ass: annnnd mute
Kaysh Mirsh Solus: :(( kixie
Will Kix Your Ass: fine
Kaysh Mirsh Solus: !! :)
Commander Cool: nice hehe
Mom: oh i dont trust that
Commander Cool: whatever do you mean rexster :)
Kaysh Mirsh Solus: me 🤝 tano 🤝 fives 🤝 hardcase
up to no good
Commander Cool changed Mom’s name to Rexster
Rexster: god i Hate this Fucking Family
A Five Is Speaking: you love us
Dad: Haha sucks to suck at least all I have to put up with is Waxer
Will Kix Your Ass: and general kenobi
Dad: Dont even
Laserbrain: oop
Laserbrain: f
Echo (echo) ((echo)): f
Echo (echo) ((echo)): Hello everyone!
A Five Is Speaking: ECHO!!!
Commander Cool: Echo!!
Rexster changed Echo (echo) ((echo))’s name to Rex’s Favorite
Rex’s Favorite:
A Five Is Speaking: HEY
Commander Cool: HEY!
Baby: :((
Rexster: Sigh
Rexster changed Baby’s name to Rex’s Baby
Rex’s Baby: 
Rexster: love you tup’ika
Dad: Gross affection
Rexster: HEY DONT BE MEAN TO OUR CHILD
Dad: Thats implies that one of us can carry which had implications that I. dont think I like.
A Five Is Speaking: Gross
Laserbrain: Gross
Will Kix Your Ass: gross
Commander Cool: I could have gone my entire life without thinking about that, thanks
Commander Cool changed the chat’s name to “Cursed Family”
Commander Cool: I don’t even want to talk about the family tree
Commander Cool: moving on, this chat has a no snitching rule from here on out okay what happens here stays here
Rexster: Sir, yes sir
Dad: Yes, Commander
A Five Is Speaking: sigh fine.
Commander Cool: SWEET well anyway im the one who put hair dye in Master Skywalker’s shampoo
Laserbrain: Sir, I love you
Commander Cool: ;)