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Saiki’s idiots

Summary:

the chosen one!!: we can’t be saikis idiots without saiki :((

good grief: again, you’re not my idiots

ramen: let’s get ramen

good grief: that’s not even remotely related to the conversation we’re having

the chosen one!!: also it’s like 12 am

good grief: that too

Notes:

Saiki: good grief
Kaido: the chosen one!!
Aren: spiked bat
Nendo: ramen
Teruhashi: local goddess
Hairo: dad
Mera: starved
Chiyo: gossip girl
Saiko: rich boy bitch boy

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: It begins

Chapter Text

11:44 pm
Kaidou Shun created a chat with 9 people
Kaido Shun named the chat “saiki‘s idiots”

Kaido Shun: so we can talk!!

Teruhashi Kokomi: Good idea :)

Saiki Kusuo: this is a terrible idea

Saiki Kusuo: also you guys aren’t my idiots

Nendo Riki: yooo

Nendo Riki has changed their name to ramen

Ramen has changed Teruhashi Kokomis name to local goddess

local goddess: Aw, thank you!!

Aren Kuboyasu: what is this

Kaido Shun has changed Aren
Kuboyasus name to spiked bat

Kaido Shun has changed their name to the chosen one!!

spiked bat: I told you that in confidence

the chosen one!!: ;)

ramen: gay

local goddess: gay

Saiki Kusou: gay

the chosen one!!: this is bullying

Saiki Kusou: you deserve it

the chosen one!! changed Saiki Kusous name to good grief

good grief has left the chat

the chosen one!! has added good grief

the chosen one: we can’t be saikis idiots without saiki :((

good grief: again, you’re not my idiots

ramen: let’s get ramen

good grief: that’s not even remotely related to the conversation we’re having

the chosen one!!: also it’s like 12 am

good grief: that too

good grief: kaido how do you have all our numbers??

the chosen one!!: ;))

good grief:

good grief: dad pick me up I’m scared

Hairo Kineshi: Go to sleep guys

good grief: oh shit I summoned him

the chosen one!! has changed Hairo Kineshis name to dad

dad: Aw

dad: Thanks

dad: Also don’t swear, there’s a baby

the chosen one!!: where’s the baby??

ramen: it’s u

good grief: ^^

local goddess: ^^^

spiked bat:^^^^^^^^^^^^

dad:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

the chosen one!!: i can swear!!

ramen: bet

the chosen one!!: f

the chosen one!!: fu

spiked bat: it’s okay

the chosen one!!: thanks

dad: Go to sleep or you’re grounded

the chosen one!!: gn

good grief: just like that huh