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Lance heard the alarms blaring, they were warned the network was on the fritz but to treat it the same as a really alarm. It was two in the morning! He searched his draws in a panic, looking for his packer.
He couldn't find it he opened and closed every draw, he checked under the bed, nope, he checked his covers, nope not there either. He huffed and went without it.
"Lance you are late!" allura announced angrily. She stared him down.
He stomped his feet "Sorry princess!" he huffed already annoyed with the day, however early it started. He crossed his arms and stood silently.
Allura rolled her eyes, not wanting to address his poor attitude she moved on, "Most of you were here in time, luckily it was only an alarm malfunction, next time I want everyone here within time." she waved her hand, indecating everyone can leave.
Keith poked lance with his elbow "You were ten minutes late, what's up with that?" Keith teased.
Lance grumbled and huffed out a "mind your own business!" before speeding up to not be with the group, he basically sprinted into his room, he felt a fumiliar trickle down his legs.
His eyes widened in horror, he slammed his bathroom door as he pulled his trousers and boxers down, he didn't think he'd have to deal with his but without testosterone it was bound to happen. Blood covered boxers, he had nothing for this! No pads, tampons, menstrual cups, no nothing!
He'd never heard allura talk about it so he assumed they didn't have anything, the only option was pidge or to ask shiro if he could go to the space market. He hated both options! He sighed, collected what was left of his dignity and practically ran to pidges room, knocking hard on the door.
Pidge opened the door, in her pj's, clearly not wanted to be awake, "What!" she said bluntly.
Lance's face heated up, he fidgeted with his fingers "Can I come in?" pidge huffed but let him in, shutting the door behind him.
"Why are you here?"
Lance mumbled something unhearable.
"I literally can't hear you!" she huffed, getting more annoyed.
"ugh! I said do you have anything for shark week!" he covered his face, dragging his hands down it.
Her expression turned to one of confusion "shark week? Like a period? Why do you need anything for that?"
He stomped his foot "because I'm bleeding and I thought my last testosterone shot would have made it stop forever but I was wrong, okay!"
Pidge softened her expression "Oh you're trans... Um yeah, I have a few un used menstrual cups." she put two small boxes in his hand, "Why didn't you tell anyone?"
"Because I had top surgery so I didn't have to worry about that and I was a year away from having a real dick but this whole thing took that away from me and I don't even have testosterone anymore," he mumbled the last part sadly.
Pidge gave a bright smile," I could make you testosterone! You'll have to give me like a week but I can do it! " she pushed the older boy out of the room, excited to get started on her new project.
Lance hid the boxes as he ran back to his room, "now where'd I put my dick.
He got a okay night's sleep, it was 7am, he was called to do what he thought was training but all the paladins were sat in the meeting room, shiro was the only one standing." We'll started training after we talk. "he said pointed at lance, he sat down next to Keith." okay so I'm the showers I found a fallic look object, I don't care who's it is just keep it do your bedrooms, " shiro looked slightly embarrassed.
Lance's face heated as he realised shiro could be talking about his packer, he couldn't have forgotten it in the showers could he? He probably did...
Lance's blushing face didn't go unnoticed by shiro," I won't show it but you'll know who you are if it's yours. Everyone can leave now, apart from lance I'd like to talk to you."
Keith, hunk and pidge left for training. Once they were out of room shiro got closer "did you lose the sex toy?"
Lance's face heated up "it's not a sex toy!" he blurted out to the older before covering his mouth.
"Looked like one, if it's not that what is it?" shiro said it with no shame.
"um so I'm trans, I use that to make it look like I have a real dick, that's all, it's not a sex toy, now give it back please!" he said loudly and quickly.
"Oh, I didn't realise..."
"you weren't meant to!" shiro hand the object to lance, letting the boy stomp off.