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felix.yongbok.lee has added jisunghans, lee.minho, bangchan, yang.in, and kimseungminnie to the chat!
felix has named the chat friends!!!
felix.yongbok.lee has changed his nickname to felix!
felix has changed jisunghans’s nickname to jisung!
felix has changed lee.minho’s nickname to minho!
felix has changed bangchan’s nickname to chan!
felix has changed yang.in’s nickname to jeongin!
felix has changed kimseungminnie’s nickname to seungmin!
minho: felix what the fuck
felix: bitch
felix: yall are my friends
felix: become friends with each other
felix: so we can all hang out!╰(*´︶`*)╯
seungmin: .
seungmin has left friends!!!
felix has added seungmin to friends!!!
chan: oh manho i didnt know you were friends with felix!
minho: channie-
seungmin: m a n h o
felix: MANHO SJSLSKKLS
felix has changed minho’s nickname to manho!
manho: biTCH UR REALLY OUT HERE PUTTING DISRESPEKT ON MY NAME
jeongin: calm down manho
jeongin: i got u
jeongin has changed manho’s nickname to manHO!
manHO: .
manHO: I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU????
jisung: wow, and no one is gonna help her?
felix: sOME WORLD WE LIVE IN
seungmin: i cant believe ur quoting vines at me in the time of tiktok
manHO: fuck u guys im bringing in my Real Friends
manHO has added hwangjin to the chat!
manHO has changed hwangjin’s nickname to hyunjin!
hyunjin: MANHO IM SCREAMINGGGGG
manHO: #allmyfriendsareheathenstakeitslow
hyunjin: who said we were friends, Bitch.
felix: LMAOOOOO
manHO: .
manHO has added darkchangbin to the chat!
manHO has changed darkchangbin’s nickname to changbin!
jisung: dArK cHAngBiN
changbin: minho wtf
changbin: also idk who tf u are jisung but fuck u
felix: oKAY THATS ENOUGH PEOPLE
jeongin: yeah,,,, eight srangers are enough
felix: introductions are in order!!!!
hyunjin: what if i dont wanna introduce myself
felix: (✿◠‿◠)
jeongin: ominous!
seungmin: feliz you start, you made the chat
felix has changed his nickname to feliz!
feliz: okkkkk
feliz: im felix, from aUSTRALIA MATE, second yr dance major and Really Gay uwu
chan: im pretty sure everyone here is gay, paulina
feliz: heres a pic of meeeeee
feliz has sent an image to friends!!!
feliz: 
jisung: aww lix u look so cute
hyunjin: ^^^
changbin: fuck
feliz: ??
♡ minmin and binbin ♡
minmin: BINNIE IM-
minmin: LMAOOOOOO
binbin: sHUT
binbin: ITS FELIX
minmin: ???
binbin: THE BOY THAT COMES TO THE STUDIO
minmin: THE ONE THAT YOU HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON????
binbin: ITS NOT A CRUSH
binbin: i just,,, can appreciate his face
minmin: WAIT
minmin: THE LAST THING YOU WROTE ON THE GC WAS FUCK HURRY UP AND EXPLAIN
binbin: SHITSHITSHIT
binbin: MIN HELP WHAT DO I SAY OMFG
minmin: idk
binbin: .
minmin: OK JEEZ JUST TELL HIM HE LOOKS CUTE OR SMTH
friends!!!
changbin: haha its nothing ur just vvv cute
♡ minmin and binbin ♡
minmin: hAHa iTs nOtHinG uR jUst vErY vERy veRY cUte
binbin: bithc
friends!!!
feliz: !!!!
feliz: thank u guys, ily (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
feliz: wAIT
feliz: lets go in age order!!!!!
jeongin: ://
chan: ok
chan: hi guys im chan, felix’s cousin. im also aussie and my korean used to be Really Bad which is why i got held back a year when i moved to korea :^)
chan: im a fourth year music prod major and bi
chan: heres me!
chan has sent an image to friends!!!
chan: 
changbin: channie!!!!
manHO has sent an image to friends!!!
manHO: 
manHO: 😻😻 thats my best friend yall
jeongin: d-daddy
feliz: JEONGIN NO
hyunjin: JEONGIN YES
hyunjin has changed chan’s nickname to daddy chan!
daddy chan: 😳
daddy chan: haha thanks guys <33
☆ innie + ☾ jinnie
☾ jinnie: 👀👀👀
☆ innie: S H UT
☆ innie: HES JUST HOT OK IM NOT CRUSHING
☾ jinnie: sure jan
chan’s kitchen
sandwich: dAdDy cHaN
head chef: chagnbin,,,, pls,,,,
f riends!!!
manHO has changed changbin’s nickname to chagnbin!
chan’s kitchen
head chef: MINHO
spork: IT WAS FUNNY OK
sandwich: .
sandwich: BACK TO DADDY CHAN
head chef: leTS NOT
spork: hes sensitive aubrey!!!
head chef: MINHOE GO DO YOUR INTRODUCTION
spork: 😿
friends!!!
manHO: ok guys get ready
manHO: yall are bout to see a god
feliz: hyunjins not going tho????
hyunjin: JSJKLSSKJLS
seungmin: DRAG HIM THROUGH THE DIRT LIX
jeongin: hyung u need some aloe for that burn?
manHO: .
manHO has left friends!!!
feliz has added lee.minho to friends!!!
lee.minho: wait-
feliz has changed lee.minho’s nickname to manHO!
manHO: wow and no ones gonna help me???
jisung: sOMe wOrLD wE liVE iN
daddy chan: .
chagnbin: .
chagnbin: you deserved this.
manHO: jisung ur my new fav
jisung: u-uwu
manHO has named the chat hiss hiss motherfucks!
manHO: the rest of yall a bunch of snakes 😾
daddy chan: hes sensitive aubrey!!1!1!
feliz: chan hyung who taught u vine??
daddy chan: wdym?
daddy chan: do i not look like im down with the kids?
feliz: ur like,,,80
manHO: eXCUSE ITS MY TURN
seungmin: ur excused
manHO has changed seungmin’s nickname to lil bitch!
lil bitch: :)
lil bitch: watch your back, meanhoe
hyunjin has changed minHO’s nickname to meanhoe!
meanhoe: hYUNJIN WHY
hyunjin: why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
feliz: MINHO HURRY UP ONLY CHANNIE HYUNG HAS GONE
meanhoe: calm ur tiddies
feliz has changed his nickname to MY TIDDIES ARE CALM!
jisung: FELIX WHYYYYYY
MY TIDDIES ARE CALM: why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
hyunjin: .
meanhoe: ok ok ok
meanhoe: whats up thots,, minho, 4th yr dance major. i dance w felix and hyunjin and the only pussy i love is my kitties uwu
meanhoe has sent an image to hiss hiss motherfucks!
meanhoe: 
chagnbin: 😍😍 my husband is a whole snacc and i love him
daddy chan: cutie cutie
hyunjin: dancing senpai!!!!!
lil bitch: i was gonna complimetn you but then i realized what my name in the chat was ://
meanhoe has changed lil bitch’s nickname to minnie!
meanhoe: :)
minnie: o-owo
minnie: anyways i was gonna say that ur pretty cute
jisung: FUCK HES HOT
meanhoe: oh????
jilix <33
soulmate #1: SHITSHITSHIT I MEANT TO PUT THAT IN THIS CHAT
soulmate #1: FELIX STOP LAUGHING I CAN HEAR YOU
soulmate #2: SUNG HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOUD FUCK UP THAT BADLY
soulmate #1: HELP HELP HOW DO I RESPOND
soulmate #2: chill
soulmate #2: its not like the reason you pick me up from dance class is to ogle him- oH WAIT IT IS
soulmate #1: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
soulmate #2: okay actually tho, minho is chill af
soulmate #2: and into cute boys 😉😉
soulmate #1: AAAAAAA
hiss hiss motherfucks
jisung: i said what i said and i said what i meant and i meant what i said
jilix <33
soulmate #2: YOU TURNED INTO A CONFIDENT GAY OMG
soulmate #2: PROUD OF YOU 😭😭
soulmate #1: IM SHAKING OMG
hiss hiss motherfucks
meanhoe: 😽😽 thanks baby
jisung: asdf;;ksdf
jilix <33
soulmate #2: nevermind u panicked
soulmate #1: HE C A L LE D ME BA BY
hiss hiss motherfucks
MY TIDDIES ARE CALM: ok whos going??
chagnbin: i should be next
chagnbin: changbin, 4th year music prod major, pansexual
meanhoe: my husband!!
daddy chan: its platonic marriage
jisung: I WASNT WORRIED
minnie: he didnt say you were?????
triple threat!!!
vocals: sungie,,,,,,
rap: im gonna kms lix you can have my switch
dance: o shit rlly??
dance: HEY STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT ME
vocals: jisung,,
vocals: I CANT BELIEVE YOU EXPOSED YOURSELF LIKE THAT
dance: KJKSJKSJFAKJL
rap: MINNIE STOPPPP IM SHAKING AND CRYING
hiss hiss motherfucks
MY TIDDIES ARE CALM: OKAY CHANGBIN SEND US A PIC
meanhoe: yeah show them ur pizza sandwich watermelon slice face
jeongin: hyung wtf???
meanhoe: YOU’LL SEE IT ISTG IM NOT CRAZY
meanhoe: @bangchan back me up, wHORE
daddychan: only for u baeby 😉
meanhoe: 😻
daddychan: binnies face is
daddychan: vvv pointy
minnie: OK JUST SEND THE PIC
meanhoe: CALM DOWN MINNIE
minnie: refer to @felix.yongbok.lee ‘s nickname pls
MY TIDDIES ARE CALM: !
chagnbin has sent an image to hiss hiss motherfucks!
chagnbin:
meanhoe has sent an image to hiss hiss motherfucks!
meanhoe: 
hyunjin: dark changbin??? more like soft™ changbin
daddy chan has changed chagnbin’s nickname to soft™ binnie!
MY TIDDIES ARE CALM: FUCK IM GAY
meanhoe: 👀👀
daddy chan: 👀👀