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1. [s] dirk: depone. by onlyeli

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   01 Jun 2020

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Dirk Strider & His Splinters
   • Dirk Strider & Himself
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Roxy Lalonde & Dirk Strider
   • Dirk Strider
   • Another Dirk Strider
   • A Third Dirk Strider except he's more covert
   • Everyone else is mentioned
   • Jake English
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Jane Crocker
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
   • A Fun New Different Splinter (or is he)
   • Brobot (Homestuck)
   • Character Study
   • Socratic Dialogue
   • Pretentious
   • Written in the Style of Dirk Strider kind of
   • POV Dirk Strider
   • Dirk Strider Recovering
   • In his own unique way
   • Not Epilogue Compliant
   • Not Canon Compliant - The Homestuck Epilogues
   • Not Canon Compliant - Homestuck 2: Beyond Canon
   • NOT!!! COMPLIANT
   • ultimate dirk is thankfully NOT in this
   • just two dirks being dirks
   • dirk: i will write my own character study
   • Post-Canon
   • Earth C (Homestuck)

   Summary

   FICTIONAL DIRK: For the sake of brevity, I won't pull out the obvious “says you”. I'll bet you're real mad that this is a dialogue now. You were just itching to do some Lovecrafian shit to the literal horizon in an effort to shoehorn that metaphor in, weren't you?
   DIRK: You make fun of me for being “surprisingly woke” and then drop the L-bomb like that? Dude.
   FICTIONAL DIRK: Let it be known I’m shrugging.
   FICTIONAL DIRK: You didn’t do all of this just to have a debate on ‘art vs artist’, did you?

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