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1. Ego Mentitus de Cete; alternatively, WHALESONG; alternatively, friendsim bullshit by 500shadesofblue

   Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   22 Jan 2021

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Other Relationship Tags to Be Added
   • To Be Added as They Occur - and They Will Occur
   • Original Characters
   • Diemen Xicali
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • To Be Added as They Occur - and They Will Occur - Character
   • MSPA Reader
   • MSPA Reader - Or is it?
   • Hiveswap: Friendsim
   • Essentially An Entire Hiveswap: Friendsim rewrite
   • Because I Love It That Much
   • Alien Culture
   • Excessive Violence
   • Or Rather Immersive Situations + Hiveswap: Friendsim Canon
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Prose So Purple It's Almost Indigo
   • Stream of Consciousness
   • Crying
   • Alien Hot Dogs

   Summary

   "I don't know what's going to come out of me," I told her. "It has to be perfect. It has to be irreproachable in every way."
   "Why?" she said.
   "To make up for it," I said. "To make up for the fact that it's me."
   -Ugly, Bitter, and True - Suzanne Rivecca

    

   Basically: How many mistakes can one person make, honestly.
   Or: The Reader learns to lie.
   Or: Lots of hot takes on troll culture, physiology, and behavior.
   Or: How to die on Alternia.
   Or: A Hiveswap: Friendsim remix, borrowing heavily from canonical content.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,028

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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