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“(y/n)! no one’s here, come here!”
“no, doma.”
“please?”
“i literally just watched you eat someone, i don’t want to be near that.”
“if i were to go clean up first, then would you give me attention?”
“why should i?”
“i could eat you, too.”
“i’d like to see you try then, doma.”
“is that a challenge?”
you then turn away and start running away from him, only to be caught in his arms within a few seconds. “shit.” he the buries his face in your neck and starts jokingly nibbling. you let out a few laughs as he continues and try to shove him away. he looks up at you and smirks. he grips you tighter around your waist and basically throws himself on the ground, you landing on top of him. “doma! let go of me!”
“not gonna happen, (y/n). you signed yourself up for this.”
“how?!”
“you challenged me to eat you!”
“this certainly wasn’t the way that i imagined!!”
“does this mean i can, y’know, eat you out?”
“no!! take me out to dinner first!”