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Mandy was asked to come over to her brother’s place. She missed him a lot now that he lived elsewhere. Mickey and Ian got their own place 3 years ago. They left the Milkovich home and took Yevgeny with them when Svetlana ran off with Nika or whatever the fuck her name was.
Mandy plopped down on their sofa and said, “What do you homo’s want? Why’m I here?”
Ian and Mickey sat on the coffee table in front of her. Yev was in his room playing, he was 4 years old now and the cutest kid ever, he looked like a mini Mickey.
They looked at each other, having some sort of silent conversation.
Ian rolled his eyes and guessed it was on him to ask her. “I don’t really know how to say this so I’m just gonna do it. Will you have our baby?”
To say Mandy’s mouth dropped to the floor would be an understatement. “I’m sorry, WHAT?!” Mandy said incredulously.
“We want a baby but we want it to be a Gallagher-Milkovich. Since we can’t really accomplish that on our own we came to an agreement that we would ask you. We would use my sperm and your eggs. You and Mick look so much alike, you’re practically twins so this is the best case scenario for us to have a baby that’s pretty much both of us,” Ian explained.
“What would we have to do? I mean we’re not going to have sex are we?” Mandy asked Ian.
Mickey’s eyebrows shot up and he said to his sister, “Bitch are you insane? You are not fucking my man.”
“Settle down, princess. I’m just asking,” Mandy said. Mickey proceeded to flip her off.
Ian laughed and said, “No, we wouldn’t have sex. We would use something to put my sperm in you. You would be our surrogate mother.”
“I would carry around your spawn for 9 months and not have to deal with a baby when it’s over?” Mandy asked them.
Mickey answered her, “Yeah. It will be our bun, you would just be the oven.”
“We would pay for all the medical appointments, maternity clothing, anything you needed while this would happen. We would also want you to move in here while your pregnant. We don’t want to miss anything,” Ian said.
“Alright,” Mandy said.
“Alright?” both men asked in unison.
“Yeah, I would do anything for you two. I’m actually kinda happy you asked me over Fiona,” Mandy said with a smirk.
“We thought about it but Mickey said he wouldn’t mind the kid coming out with my green eyes or red hair. Plus Fiona is only my half sister by blood. You’re Mickey’s full sister,” Ian explained.
“Still,” Mandy grinned.
“Thank you so much Mands,” Ian said getting up to hug her. Mickey got up and hugged his sister too.
“God, this is so weird,” Mickey said.
That’s how they got here.
Mandy was laying on the sofa with her ginormous belly sticking out. It was the beginning of summer and she was sweating bullets. She lay on the sofa in just a sports bra and shorts. She idly rubbed her belly while Ian sat next to her, her legs on his lap. Ian was going through list after list on his iPad.
The front door opened to reveal Mickey and a 5 year old Yev. Yev ran inside toward the sofa to give his other dad a big hug and to his favourite aunt.
“How was the zoo kiddo?” Mandy asked when Yev sat on the coffee table across from where the two of them were sitting on the sofa.
“SO MUCH FUN!” Yev yelled bouncing up and down a little.
Mickey joined them and bent down near Yev and said, “What did I tell you about being subtle?”
Ian rolled his eyes and said, “Did daddy let you have candy, Yev?”
Yev looked from Ian to Mickey and said to Ian, “Yes!”
Yev looked back at Mickey and said, “Sorry daddy! I can’t lie to daddy Ian.”
Ian smiled triumphantly and Mickey flipped him off.
“What are you two losers doing anyway?” Mickey asked settling into the recliner sofa next to the bigger sofa.
“Ian’s looking up baby names,” Mandy answered.
“Not just baby names but the best baby names. I want our girl to have a natural name, you know, something with a meaning behind it,” Ian said eyes stuck to his tablet.
“Tell him the names you found so far,” Mandy said with an evil grin.
“Caia, means ‘to rejoice’. Halona, means ‘of happy future’. Luana means ‘happy’. Kenna, means ‘attractive’. Alonsa, ‘means noble’,” Ian said.
“You got any normal names in there or we gonna have a girl that’s gonna get beat up in school?” Mickey said.
Mandy was laughing, those names were so weird.
“What’s wrong with those?!” Ian asked.
“They’re fuckin weird man,” Mickey said.
Ian frowned and went back to his list. He wanted Mickey to like the names he found.
Mickey got up and went to sit in front of Ian. He placed his hand on his knee and said, “I’m sorry, Ian. Here, show me what you found. I’m sure I’ll like something.”
Ian moved closer to Mandy to make some room for Mickey. Mickey sat next to Ian put his arm around his shoulders.
“How about Orianna? It means ‘golden’,” Ian said and looked to Mickey. Mickey shook his head.
“Okay, uh. Amity? It means ‘friendship and harmony’. Okay how about Nadia? It means ‘hope’,” Ian said.
“How about that?” Mickey said pointing to a name on the screen.
“Abigail?” Ian asked.
“Yeah, it says it means ‘fathers joy’,” Mickey said, shrugging one shoulder.
“Oh my god, that is disgustingly cute,” Mandy said watching the two of them.
Mickey flipped her off from behind Ian’s shoulders.
Yev jumped on Mickey’s lap and said, “I wanna see!”
“Do you like the name Abigail, kiddo?” Ian asked showing Yev the screen full of baby names.
“Yeah, I do! You chose it daddy,” Yev said turning his head to look up at Mickey.
Mickey nodded and kissed Yev on the forehead.
“Is this for my sister in aunty Mandy’s belly?” Yev asked moving to sit on Ian to touch Mandy’s belly. He loved to touch her full belly and talk to his baby sister.
“Yes sweetheart, your daddy’s are trying to come up with a good name for her,” Mandy answered running her hand through his hair. He had his head on her belly trying to listen inside.
“We can call her Abi,” Yev suggested lifting his head up to look at his dads.
“I like it. Abigail, father’s joy, our joy,” Ian said looking at Mickey.
Mickey rolled his eyes and said, “You’re such a dork.”
“Mhm, a dork you’re totally in love with,” Ian said grinning.
Mickey smiled and leaned in to kiss his dork on the lips.
“So are you finally decided?!” Mandy asked breaking up their little moment.
“Soon we will welcome Abigail Gallagher-Milkovich to the world,” Ian said with a grin.
“Yay!” Yev said and jumped off the couch. He started jumping up and down, still high off all the sugar Mickey let him have.
“He’s your problem,” Ian said nodding toward the hyper 5 year old running around the living room.
“No fucking way, I had him all day! He kept trying to jump into the animal pits,” Mickey said.
“You made him eat so much candy. Look at him,” Ian said. They both looked at Yev who was still running around the coffee table.
Ian, Mickey, and Mandy started to laugh.
“Pain in the butt just like his dad,” Ian said with a smirk pointed at Mickey.
“Fuck off,” Mickey said.
Ian leaned in and kissed Mickey on the lips.
“Jesus, get me out of here before you two start going at it,” Mandy said trying to get herself up to no avail.
Ian helped Mandy sit up and Mickey got up and bent down in front of his sister’s bulging stomach.
Mickey placed a hand to her belly, Ian did the same. They looked at each other and smiled sweetly.
Just a few more weeks.