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1. Mayhem and Matrimony by shrinemaker

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   11 Sep 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Joker (DCU)/Bruce Wayne
   • Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Joker (DCU)
   • Pamela Isley
   • Harleen Quinzel
   • Dick Grayson
   • Jason Todd
   • Tim Drake
   • Damian Wayne
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Fluff
   • Eventual Smut
   • i swear there will be no angst in this story
   • ik it's uncharacteristic for this fandom but nonethless i think we deserve it
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • internalized biphobia actually
   • But it's okay
   • Case Fic
   • Sleepy Cuddles
   • joker is not a bad person in this one boys
   • in that i mean he never abused harley
   • and now the smut tags
   • nothing quite yet but it will be here i promise
   • Oral Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Intercrural Sex
   • Bottom Bruce Wayne
   • Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent
   • Kissing
   • So much kissing
   • Falling In Love
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Arranged Marriage
   • of a sort

   Summary

   “Good morning, Gotham!” [Joker] yelled, his voice amplified by the lapel mic on his breast, “Are y’all having a lovely time?”
   “No!” the people of Gotham yelled back, on fire and spiteful.
   “Well, alright then. Would you like all of this mayhem to stop?”
   “Yes?” yelled the people of Gotham, on fire and suspicious.
   “Well then I only ask for one thing, dear Gothamites. I want…” Joker paused. Make them wait for it…
   “Batman’s hand in marriage!”
   Boom.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,340

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