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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG] --
CG: JADE
CG: I HAVE A QUERY OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE AT THIS CURRENT TIME.
CG: FAILURE TO RESPOND COULD POSSIBLY RESULT IN DRASTIC CONSEQUENCES.
CG: I AM TALKING CRITICAL SHIT RIGHT HERE. THE LEVEL OF WHICH YOU COULD POTENTIALLY MAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY LIFE AND DEATH.
CG: OH GOD PLEASE BE THERE FOR FUCKS SAKE I CANNOT ADDRESS ANYONE ELSE WITH THIS.
GG: okay, okay, im here! jeez, what could possibly be such a big deal??
GG: i do have this thing called a life you know. im not constantly sitting here waiting for a message from you, ready to act at your every beck and call >:(
CG: WELL EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME FOR REQUIRING YOUR ASSISTANCE!
CG: THIS IS NOT JUST ANY ISSUE I AM SPEAKING OF, YOU REALIZE. IT'S A LIMITED TIME FUCKING OFFER.
CG: EXTRA, EXTRA! GET MIND FUCKERY FROM YOUR ECTOSIB HERE! IT COMES WITH A BONUS DOSAGE OF A BULLSHIT GAME TOO, WHY THE HELL NOT?
CG: CALL OR CLICK NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO DAMN LATE!
GG: what are you even talking about???
GG: okay, okay, I get your a total buttnut, now can you get to the actual point of this oh so important question already :\
CG: FINE, JEEZ, NO NEED TO GET YOUR OVERWORKED PANTIES IN A TWIST.
CG: NOT JUST ANY TWIST, EITHER, THIS IS A SLIP NOT OF EXTREME PROPORTIONS. A GRUBSCOUT WOULD BE PROUD.
GG: karkat!!! im going to log out if you dont hurry the heck up
CG: **SIGH** FINE
CG: ARE HUMAN KNEES EROGENOUS?
GG: what
GG: why would you even want to know that???
GG: ..............
GG: kaaaaaaaaaarkaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
GG: oh come on, one moment youre so needy of my company, but now that im actually curious youre gone
GG: so not fair!!!! >:(
GG: ..........................
GG: they arent, by the way
GG: at least not usually
GG: okay seriously where did you go?????
CG: THE BACKS OF JOHN'S KNEES ARE PRETTY FUCKING SENSITIVE ACTUALLY.
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling gardenGnostic [GG] --
GG: WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO