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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Timothy finds himself on a planet where no one knows his face, and no one cares about his past except him. Maybe now he can finally settle down and live a normal life.

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    15 Feb 2021

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    Your name is John Egbert, and you're fairly sure you used to be human.

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    25 Jun 2020

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    A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.

    He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.

    AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.

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    02 May 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    You snort and take another sip of beer. Faintly, you recall the brand being something called ‘Bupp Lite Citrus’. It sure has the whispers of a taste associated with a more well known beverage. That’s Bupp for ya, you think to yourself. You and Dave had tried to guess what fruit was the source of the vague citrus descriptor, the result of which was him saying It’s not FUCKING grapefruit, who even gives a shit, Bupps up, and nearly choking himself out on a hearty swig down the wrong pipe. In living with the dude, you’ve noticed choking himself out on his own bullshit is a pretty frequent occurrence.

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    fun lil thing i co-wrote with tumblr user romuell.... i just love these morons man.

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    06 Nov 2019