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    alternative title: Jaskier's terrible awful no good very bad hiking trip

    After the breakup, Jaskier starts out down the mountain heartbroken and craving a warm bed, ale in which to drown his sorrows and some good company. However, the path they took up the mountain is now impassable, and he soon finds himself hopelessly and utterly lost.

    I looked up the dangers of getting lost in the wilderness and this fic is just me making all of them happen to Jaskier. This is a survival guide, in reverse. If you're ever lost in the wilderness, do NONE of these things.

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