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Bruce Wayne didn’t think that he would meet his old college classmate again. Then again he didn’t think that said college classmate would turn into the Joker’s girlfriend.
But meeting her in front of his mansion doors is actually a surprise, considering they lost contact years ago
“Why is there a body out there?” Bruce points at the body at Harley’s shoulder.
“Hey, Bruce. Man, we haven’t seen each other for a long time. Boy, I am thirsty” Harley Quin says as she walks into Wayne Mansion with the unconscious body in tow.
“Harley, what’s going on?” Bruce frowned at the psychiatrist turn villain.
“You need more security by the way. Hi Alfred!” She greeted the butler as she places the teenage girl on the couch.
“Miss Quinzel, is something the matter?” Alfred walking up to the duo, well trio if you count the unconscious teenager on the couch.
Harley stood up and tried to explain. “Okay, here’s the thing, Mister J and I broke up and I announced it to the whole world by”
“By exploding Ace Chemicals, yeah I heard” Bruce stopped Harley. “Get to the point” He gestured at the young girl at the couch.
“Okay, the kid stole and swallowed the Bertinelli Diamond and we are being chased by mercenaries. You’re the only guy I could trust after Doc betrayed me.” Harley just shortcuts to the ending.
Bruce blankly stares at Harley before rubbing his face, in frustration. “Okay, tell me everything instead.”