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When Jane told the team, Wilbur was standing behind her. McNamara peered into the faces of the team, looking for at least a shadow of surprise on someone's face.
Nothing.
Maybe relief.
Everyone just smiled."Fuck you, Wilbur." McNamara mumbles through her teeth, but Cross somehow hears it anyway, and, damn it, also responds.
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Hey Ted, Hey Melissa! by heymelissachambers (persephones_garden)
Fandom Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
19 May 2026
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In which Melissa is a different kind of serial killer, and somehow winds up as Ted's close friend.
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Ted has probably never been more down on his luck, with bills piling up and life in general just getting to him lately. On top of all this, he somehow ends up agreeing to chaperone the Hatchetfield High prom, and God only knows how that will turn out. But he can get by, so long as he plays his cards right and ignores the fact that he’s starting to look at Paul a little differently.
…Wait, what?
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- Part 1 of If I Loved You
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Hey Ted, Hey Melissa! by heymelissachambers (persephones_garden)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
20 Feb 2024
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Throughout her life, Melissa Chambers has killed two men, and Ted Spankoffski is about to make it three... until a chance meeting after work has her reevaluating what she knows about her coworker.
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- Part 1 of Hey Ted, Hey Melissa!
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Be Trans, Show Me Your Hands- Alright You’re Under Arrest Buddy. by like_a_jock_he_cliches
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
08 Feb 2026
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Ted gets pulled over for drunk driving by his coworkers ex-husband.
And- holy shit he was gay.

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