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    Good For Her by

    Fandoms: DCU, DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020), Justice League - All Media Types  

    23 Feb 2020

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    A little drabble where Bruce talks to the Justice League about Harley Quinn and what went down in Birds of Prey.

    Inspired by this Tumblr post: https://phonerotom.tumblr.com/post/190803982106/batman-not-being-in-birds-of-prey-is-so-funny-to

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    Weirdos need to stick together by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)  

    08 Nov 2024

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    "You finally showed up!" Harley Quinn exclaimed as she saw Batman storm into her house. " Three weeks, Batsy! What took you so long?!"

    It was almost ridiculous to be scolded as if he were the one who helped Poison Ivy escape from Arkham, but the vigilante was honestly speechless.

    "Three weeks?" he repeated, maintaining an I am the night tone of voice, so as not to appear too stupid. "Poison Ivy escaped last night."

    Harley Quinn snorted, "Seriously? That's what you're here for? Come on, you should get your priorities straight, Batsy! Red is no threat!"

     

    (In which both Harley and Batman's reaction to a lonely, sad child in Gotham is the same.)

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    08 Apr 2026

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    It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want To by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    28 Feb 2026

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    It is Bruce's birthday and he has a house of chaos. It seems the kids have forgotten what the day is. Bruce finds out that not everybody has forgotten and decides to make the most of it.

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    Oliver.exe has stopped working by

    Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)  

    09 Oct 2025

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    Batman reveals his identity and Oliver can’t handle it

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Screen by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)  

    26 Aug 2022

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    Bruce didn't mind Clark getting off to his Sex Tapes, in fact Bruce was honoured that he was Supermans jerk-off material... but Bruce did mind was that Clark fucking knew he was Batman and had yet to dick him down????

    AKA Bruce wants Clark to dick him. Clark thinks he's break Bruce even if he's Batman. Barry needs a drink.

    //Day 196 of One Word Prompt Fics

    //DC Romance Bingo Fill: Sex Tapes

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    07 Apr 2026