Cant_Smoke_Eggs
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- Batman - All Media Types (190)
- Miraculous Ladybug (35)
- White Collar (TV 2009) (29)
- DCU (20)
- DCU (Comics) (19)
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Jason is totally not being suspicious and it completely has nothing to do whatsoever with the bundle of sheets in his arm that defiantly did not just meow.
Unrelated note, Dick is now a cat and it's not Jason's fault.
Day 143 of Birdwatchers 365 Day Challenge - Sheet
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I fought the devil and I lived to tell by Cant_Smoke_Eggs for overmore
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
15 Oct 2024
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Sometimes you have a unrequited crush on your pseudo-father and that sucks... But you know what doesn't suck? His visually similar older brother being 110% down to fuck your brains out, as many times as you want.
Or, if Cora-san won't have sex with him, Law will happily use his older brother as a substitute.
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“You Know When the Trojans Got That Horse and They Were Like, Yeah This Is Totally a Gift? That’s How Sure I Am..” by Cant_Smoke_Eggs
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 May 2024
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Mihawk has trouble sleeping, Crocodile is good at therapy (except his own) and Buggy just wants to sleep with his boyfriends. Like, sleep sleep not- Yeah.
Or, Cross Guild Week Day 1: Trouble Sleeping, FT. Single Dads Croc and Mihawk missing their disaster kids.
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- Part 1 of Cross Guild Week 2024
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"I just wanna run, hide it away, run because they're chasing me down." by Cant_Smoke_Eggs
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Feb 2024
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Law never had the chance to meet his soulmate and that was... something he had to live with.
Or; Law and Ace are Soulmates and it takes that two year training montage before Luffy finds this out.
For the tag: "Soulmate AU except one of them is Dead."
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"I think I'm giving in, you set my Demons free." by Cant_Smoke_Eggs for LoneswaggingRanger
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
01 Feb 2024
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Crocodile hadn't even had an inkling at the time, that the stubborn brat who'd refused to die in Alabasta, might very well be the son he'd been told died 17 years earlier.
Or; Crocodile through the Arcs, finding out his son is alive and coming to terms with the fact he almost killed him, multiple times.
Also Whitebeard might or might not be his estranged bastard of a Father.
Recent series
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Fe's Monster-Fucker Bingo Fills by blueyeti, Cant_Smoke_Eggs, JasonSionis, metukah, TrashLiege
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Teen Titans (Comics), White Collar (TV 2009)
11 Aug 2022
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Fe's nasty fills for the Monster Fucker Bingo.
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DC Romance Bingo Fills by anotherDeadRobin, Cant_Smoke_Eggs, JasonSionis, TrashLiege
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Comics), Warriors - Erin Hunter
26 Aug 2022
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May 4th - Tentacles
May 9th - “How Do You Want Me?”
May 16th - Nipple Clamps
May 25th - Bestiality
June 14th - Rim Job- Words:
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Hero Hardship Bingo Fills. by anotherDeadRobin, Cant_Smoke_Eggs, metukah, TrashLiege
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), The Umbrella Academy (TV), Titans (Comics), White Collar (TV 2009)
01 Aug 2022
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Hang In There? I'll Hang Myself On Your Front Lawn If You Keep It Up by Helleaks
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
31 May 2025
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"I'd go to the Grand Line to finally kill myself then."
A beat of silence passed as Law kept his foot on the lid. The group blinked once, then twice, before they all shouted in unison with their eyes bugging out of their sockets.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
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Or, Trafalgar Law never became a pirate. Instead, he's just a depressed, unmotivated, suicidal maniac who wants nothing more than to die a miserable death. Revenge? Who gives a shit. Pirates? Whatever. The Marines? They can go to hell. He doesn't care, not anymore.
Enter Luffy and his ragtag of misfits.
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Bookmarked by Cant_Smoke_Eggs
24 Jun 2025
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you think I can't fly? well you just watch me, WATCH ME
Rocinante is losing himself, struggling to remember why he's here, what he's doing. There's no angry little boy for him to latch onto as an excuse to get the hell out before he drowns; there is only a teenager who has fallen into Doffy's manipulations, Rocinante thinks, right up until that teenager turns everything upside down.
Or: Law died on the Grand Line and woke up in his worst memory. This time, it's Law that saves Rocinante from Doflamingo.
Bookmarked by Cant_Smoke_Eggs
07 Feb 2024
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my lips sealed with kisses by verlaines_ex for Cant_Smoke_Eggs
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
01 Feb 2024
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Yoo Joonghyuk hasn't been able to ask for it with words, yet he gets what he wants: being tied up by his lovers and getting teased until he can't take it anymore.
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- English
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- 1/1
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01 Feb 2024
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Some kind of Heaven by Lacertae
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
15 May 2023
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Kim Dokja’s time is moving again.
Seconds and minutes and hours and days.
Gone is the subway –the expanse of eternity that had surrounded him like a silent blanket for long, lonely millennia.
Gone is the Fourth Wall, leaving him to deal with his own emotions like everyone else, without unfair advantages.
Gone are most of his powers, except the flickers that remain when he sleeps too deep, when his consciousness slips a little too far, and he feels the weight of the universe push him down. This one thing, he keeps to himself.
Kim Dokja, once Demon King of Salvation, once Watcher of Light and Darkness, once Oldest Dream, is now simply Kim Dokja, 31 years old, unemployed. No more, no less.
The apocalypse has ended. The scenarios are gone.
What is left is him picking up the pieces of his life to try and make them fit back.Kim Dokja wakes up, heals, grieves, and loves.
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- English
- Words:
- 31,833
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
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Bookmarked by Cant_Smoke_Eggs
24 Jan 2024
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Moving Out of the Closet by Sinnatious
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
15 Oct 2021
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Yoo Joonghyuk meets his neighbour Kim Dokja, who at first glance seems to be living in what he thought was the building's janitor's closet.
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Bookmarked by Cant_Smoke_Eggs
24 Jan 2024