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1. Welcome to Hollywood, Bitches by PaddieCake

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   15 Jul 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Allison Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves
   • Allison Hargreeves
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Fluff
   • Angst
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Drug Use
   • Drug Addiction
   • typical Klaus warnings
   • allison is trying
   • Hargreeves as Decent Siblings
   • who really don't know better
   • but they're trying
   • Road Trips
   • Sibling Bonding
   • Because they're siblings
   • that's all I'm saying about that
   • Semi-Reliable Narrator
   • Implied/Referenced Prostitution
   • Criss Angel Mindfreak reference
   • Heathers Reference
   • Full House Reference
   • Movie references in general
   • It's inevitable to have movie references
   • I'm so sorry
   • I don't have any interesting tags
   • Did I Mention
   • no beta we die like ben
   • also
   • loads of minor Degrassi references
   • Allison and Klaus are living vicariously through Canadian teen dramas

   Summary

   Allison has always wanted to be an actress, and as she's leaving for LA she runs into Klaus, and makes the decision to drag him along.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Cold and Cruel, Self-Absorbed and Narcissistic

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   28,770

   Chapters:

   20/20

   Comments:

   460

   Kudos:

   696

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