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1. Too Wise by Anonymous

   Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Jun 2020

   Tags

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   • Edward Elric/Roy Mustang
   • Riza Hawkeye & Roy Mustang
   • Edward Elric
   • Roy Mustang
   • Riza Hawkeye
   • Alphonse Elric
   • Mei Chan | May Chang
   • Xiao Mei (Fullmetal Alchemist)
   • rated explicit because of the last scene which is entirely skippable
   • absolutely no Riza bashing whatsoever
   • she is awesome and I love her with all my heart
   • no Winry bashing either but she doesn't show up
   • Xiao Mei tries to bite a guy's arm off and Roy secretly hopes she succeeds
   • Sarcasm
   • I wrote this in eight days and edited it in two
   • im so tired
   • these tags are all over the place
   • uhhhhh
   • brief angst
   • Edward Elric is incredibly gorgeous and he takes advantage of it
   • Judgy Edward Elric
   • No beta we die like mne

   Summary

   Roy Mustang has a lot of problems. Even ignoring the alphabetized list of all the ways Amestris is fucked up (which he has, by the way. It's stashed in his nightstand where he can add to it in the middle of the night) he's still got at least fifteen or sixteen different things to be sad about. Chief among which is that Hawkeye is forcing him to take the week off, and he's bored. His only hope? The fact that Edward Elric has just broken into his house and is asking him for backup on a mission. Edward is many things—too smart for his own good, occasionally patronizing, and just marginally less annoying as an adult than he was as a teenager—but at least he's not boring. Whatever he's got planned, it's got to beat Roy's plan of lying on his floor for the rest of the week, drunk and miserable. Besides, he can handle Edward, right?

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