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    Edward Elric was a sane, rational, down-to-earth person, even if a certain Colonel pretended he wasn’t. He didn’t believe in ghosts, he didn’t believe in magic or curses, and he certainly didn’t believe in the existence of other worlds.

    “If the supernatural really exists,” he would often say with a smirk, smugly folding his arms, “then show me the evidence.”

    One day, the universe decided to oblige him, and his life became one big Exhibit A. It’s hard enough to deal with being thrown into another universe without being forced to investigate the ghost of a king haunting his capital. Him and his big fucking mouth.

    Either way, that’s the last time he ever reads something from the Alternative section.

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    Roy isn’t prepared to deal with finding the corpse of Edward Elric. He definitely isn’t prepared to deal with his corpse waking up a few hours later and smashing his fist into Roy’s jaw. Even in death, the Fullmetal Alchemist is a pain in his ass.

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