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Birthday Brawls, Babies & Butterbeers by valancyjane
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2020
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Summary
Bill & Fleur Weasley’s marriage is on shaky ground; after a catastrophic argument at Shell Cottage, Bill returns to The Burrow and is forced to share an attic bedroom with the ‘heartbroken’ birthday boy - his baby brother Ron.
Tempers flare and fists fly until the bad boys are banished to the local pub to sort out their differences.
Alcohol loosens tongues and inhibitions, eventually leading to a brotherly challenge/prank and a nude Ron reluctantly roaming Greater Ottery St Catchpole… until he unexpectedly runs into an old Hogwarts schoolmate.
Will Ron get a dose of his own (sexual) medicine?
Will Bill and Fleur reconcile?
What’s the actual alcoholic content of Butterbeers?
...(1-2%).“Stay out of my business, ‘Ickle Ronnie’ – and you’re not fit to speak my wife’s name… you immature, parasitical little shite,” Bill’s lupine scars prickle as he edges closer, grinning ferally. “Mum tells me that Hermione definitively gave you the heave-ho yesterday – I could have told you years ago you’re not worthy of her.”
“Shut your mouth, Wolfie,” Ron’s aquamarine eyes have darkened to indigo at Bill’s cruel jab. “Or I’ll throw you out of here on your skinny, wifeless arse..."
Series
- Part 4 of Five Years Later (post quinquennium)