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Going in alphabetical order, my friend rates Class 1-A from the neck up without having watched a single episode or read a single chapter.
(Keep that in mind if you've the urge to explode at her comments.)
Aoyama Yuga- "Is that a girl? She's pretty."
Ashido Mina- "Umm... alien?"
Asui Tsuyu- "Is she all the way there? She looks kinda… spaced."
Bakugo Katsuki- "He's either the bully who secretly likes baking cupcakes or the heartthrob who's really insecure or both."
Hagakure Toru- "...huh? It's just a uniform?"
Iida Tenya- "He's the braniac, for sure."
Jiro Kyoka- "Probably totally emo or goth. Is that a boy or a girl?"
Kaminari Denki- "He looks like that big yellow Pokemon guy- whatsisname. You know what I mean."
Kirishima Eijiro- "Anger issues. No question. Seriously. Look at him!"
Koda Koji- "Uh- what is that? Is that a head?"
Midoriya Izuku- "Aww, is he the sweetie pie of the gang that everybody loves?"
Mineta Minoru- "What's with that hair? Are those things even hair?"
Ojiro Mashirao- "Ummm... Girl with a ponytail, or guy with his hair swept back."
Sato Rikido- "It's a guy, right? Is he wearing a ton of lip balm or something?"
Sero Hanta- "He looks kinda strange. Way too spiky, like he wasn’t drawn that well, y'know what I mean?"
Shoji Mezo- "Kinda cool. I like the hair."
Todoroki Shoto- "Does he dye his hair like that on purpose? It looks weird. Also, did the red dye bleed onto his face?"
Tokoyami Fumikage- "Aren't these people? How come that one is a bird?"
Uraraka Ochacho- "She's cute! Reminds of Hermione."
Yaoyorozu Momo- "I love the hair! Vampire?"
And now, all I need to do is get her to read and watch...