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1. It’s a Crime (I Never Told You About the Diamonds in Your Eyes) by softwinds

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Aug 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Other Brief Appearances - Freeform
   • Violence
   • Alternate Universe - No Powers
   • Alternate Universe - Serial Killers
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Nandor is a vampire but in another sense
   • No Angst
   • Because my brain won't let me
   • Happy Ending
   • Eventual Fluff

   Summary

   Guillermo waves back to bid them goodbye. His phone buzzes. Nandor is coming to pick you up! – it reads. A dark, bearded man gazes at him from the driver's profile with a wide mirthful grin, a garnet scarf wrapped around the base of his neck. His features are sharp and defined, a strong nose slightly crooked to one side.

   Hot, Guillermo decides, in a wolfish kind of way. He allows his mind to linger for a bit longer, until a black Kia pulls up in front of him, the passenger side’s window rolled down.

   “Guillermo?”
   -
   In which vampires are not real (or are they?), Nandor is a killer, and Guillermo has to die.

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   English

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