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1. A basic formula by acataleptic

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Nov 2014

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jake English/Dirk Strider
   • Jake English
   • Dirk Strider
   • in which jake knocks dirk down a flight of stairs
   • and then proceeds to make an idiot of himself
   • dirkjake - Freeform
   • I have No Excuse

   Summary

   You should really slow down, take in the sights from time to time. Maybe if you had, you wouldn't have slammed right into that boy on his way down the staircase.
   What an introduction, paramount job, English.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,010

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