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Ladybug as created the group ‘Team Miraculous’
Ladybug has added Chat Noir, Rena Rouge, Carapace, and Queen Bee
Carapace has renamed themselves “Michelangelo”
Queen Bee has renamed themselves “Buzz Buzz Bitch”
Chat Noir has renamed themselves “Ladybug’s Bae”
Ladybug: well I’m immediately regretting this decision
Rena Rouge: awwww thanks LB. luv you too <3
Michelangelo: hey what about me, Rena? Don’t you love me?
Rena Rouge: ehhh you’re okay I guess
Michelangelo: 3 years of a committed relationship and this is what I get
Michelangelo: ouch
Ladybug’s Bae: yikes
Ladybug: are you seriously planning on keeping that nickname Chat? I know we’re dating but this seems a little extra
Ladybug’s Bae: oh c’mon my lady, don’t be like that :(
Ladybug’s Bae: but also yes. yes I do
Ladybug’s Bae has renamed “Ladybug” “Chat Noir’s Bae”
Buzz Buzz Bitch: is any particular reason we’re here? Cause I’ve got a life I’d really like to get back to.
Rena Rouge: i’Ve GoT a LifE i’D ReALlY lIKe To gET bAcK tO.
Rena Rouge: sure Queenie
Rena Rouge: sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Chat Noir’s Bae: yes actually. This is mainly for akuma alerts and patrol stuff, but if you just want to chat with us then that’s fine too
Chat Noir’s Bae: you know team bonding or whatever
Rena Rouge: so you’re telling me that is isn’t just an excuse for you to text Chat Noir all the time? I’m disappointed
Chat Noir’s Bae: you do realize I have his number right? I don’t need to text him here
Ladybug’s Bae: plus we’ve been hanging out on top of the Eiffel Tower for the past 2 hours
Michelangelo: like on a date?? *insert me suggestively wiggling eyebrows*
Buzz Buzz Bitch: we can’t even see your eyebrows in your suit
Michelangelo: that is a great point that I hadn’t considered
Michelangelo: I should probably change that
Michelangelo: eyebrows are important
Rena Rouge: your wisdom is immeasurable
Chat Noir’s Bae: can you hear me groaning? yes , we’re on a date
Rena Rouge: well this has been great but for completely unrelated reasons I’ve gotta go to the Eiffel Tower now
Chat Noir’s Bae: oh no please don’t
Ladybug’s Bae: too late, Bugaboo. I can already see her
Chat Noir’s Bae: why do I even try?
Buzz Buzz Bitch: great question
Rena Rouge: AHHHHH GUYS THEY LOOK SO CUTE
Rena Rouge: LB’S ALL SNUGGLED UP IN HIS ARMS AND I–
Rena Rouge: they’re so cute I’m gonna die
Chat Noir’s Bae: should I be as concerned as I am?
Michelangelo: yes.
Michelangelo: be afraid. Be very afraid.
Ladybug’s Bae: whelp LB and I have gotta run now so… have fun kids. Be safe. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. All that jazz
Buzz Buzz Bitch: how do I get myself dragged into these things?
Buzz Buzz Bitch: ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous