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A Little Birdy Told Me You Were Interested by Le_kunokimchi for Val_Creative
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
04 Sep 2020
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Summary
“Last I checked, Clint Eastwood didn’t look like a hooker.”
There’s a small gasp from the tall woman as a hand flies over her mouth. The fair-skinned lady raises her eyebrows and the kid just peers at him (whether in malice or amusement, he’s not really sure). But the man who the insult was intended for just huffed a laugh.
“He wishes he had this body,” he flaunted, giving a shrug of his shoulders in faux humbleness. Then he tacked on with a yawn, “Prostitutes ruled the world in the Wild West; he could have got a lot more done if he knew how to shake it.”
“Klaus-!” the large man hissed as he frantically looked at Sir Reginald in apology.
One glowered. “So you admit that you look like a slut.”
The man, supposedly Klaus, smirks. “And you admit that you were checking it out.”
(OR the instance where Sparrow Academy's tough Number One has his world flipped by a strange man in a cowboy hat.)
Series
- Part 1 of The Scree's a Sea of Purples and Greens