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1. darling, if you smell something burning by howlikeagod

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Aug 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • BDSM
   • Light Bondage
   • definitely some sacrilege involved
   • if not outright blasphemy
   • Anal Sex
   • Safe Sane and Consensual
   • attempted blood drinking
   • when simon said 'do not eat! something wrong!' he wasn't far off
   • Painplay
   • top Guillermo
   • Dom Drop/Top Drop
   • apologies to womenshealthmag.com
   • the real ship is nandor/protocols
   • Aftercare
   • mockumentary

   Summary

   “I’ve had to be very discreet.” Nandor’s lip curls. “The last time Colin Robinson caught me researching, Guillermo had to drag my unconscious body to my room before the sun came up. And that was just the time I wanted to read about alpacas.”

   In which internet research pays off, communication is accomplished, fantasies are realized, Dutch ancestors kill the mood, and Guillermo is a metaphorical frog.

   Series

   • Part 2 of masochism_tango.mp3

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