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-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
TG: dude you will not believe what i just found
CG: YOU KNOW, AT TIMES LIKE THIS I WONDER WHAT I DID FOR YOU TO BOTHER ME. I’M BUSY.
TG: no you dont understand
TG: this is the absolute shit we have to try it
TG: i know you have like a weird thing for me so maybe i will be able to sway you with my rad strider charms
TG: i am trying
TG: its totally working isnt it
TG: you went quiet
TG: i bet youre on the floor from swooning so hard right now
CG: WHAT PART OF “I AM BUSY” DOES YOUR PUNY THINK PAN NOT UNDERSTAND?
CG: AND FOR THE RECORD, I DO NOT HAVE A “THING” FOR YOU. THE TIME WE’VE SPENT TOGETHER SO FAR HAS BEEN NOTHING MORE THAN MY “NEVER HAVING TO GOUGE MY EYES OUT BECAUSE I’M JUST THAT BORED” PLAN.
TG: oh im absolutely sure youve gone through many arduous visits to can town with me
TG: ill tell the mayor he was just another pawn in your big evil plan
TG: his eyes will show such sadness that your obviously fake smile that you would get every time we hung out together will disappear
TG: he will cry karkles
CG: DON’T CALL ME THAT.
TG: he will cry and it will all be your fault
CG: STOP GUILT TRIPPING ME AND TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT. I TOLD YOU I WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING, REMEMBER? OR DO I HAVE TO HELP YOU REMEMBER?
CG: HERE, JUST SCROLL UP AND READ THE VERY FIRST THING I TOLD YOU.
TG: ill get to the point then
CG: THANK GOG.
TG: so long ago in a galaxy far far away
TG: humans loved researching the human brain
TG: see what makes us tick yknow
TG: well some genius decided
TG: hey lets make these dumbass 36 questions and see how they affect people
TG: i guess they knew what they were getting at
TG: they mustve been all like
TG: mr president we have scientists making questions that supposedly make people fall in love
CG: FALL IN WHAT?
TG: oh shit better keep that weapon underwraps
TG: we dont want anyone manipulating that shit and making people fall in love with them by force
CG: DAVE.
TG: but mr president you dont understand
CG: DAVE.
TG: these questions are already available to anyone who can read
TG: theres a study already out there sir
TG: youve got to be kidding me
TG: initiate the white house evacuation procedure
CG: DAVE.
TG: i will not be anywhere near this place when people start being all lovey dovey out of nowhere
CG: DAVE SHUT UP FOR AT LEAST A FRACTION OF A SECOND. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO WITH YOU THAT INVOLVES QUESTIONS THAT MAKE YOU “FALL IN LOVE”.
TG: well were obviously going to try them
TG: im sure its a dud or something
TG: so youve got like zero reasons to worry
CG: NOW WHY WOULD I EVER TRY THAT WITH YOU?
TG: well for starters you won’t be bored for however long this will take
TG: then youll also get to learn more about how humans think or something
TG: considering youre a sexy alien from outer space im sure the questions wont even affect you even if they work
CG: I GUESS YOU’VE MADE VARIOUS POINTS.
TG: if youre able to resist the quite honestly love potion then ill dub you the most fierce troll in all of troll land
CG: ALTERNIA.
TG: gesundheit
CG: EXCUSE ME?
TG: nah forget it
TG: this human shit is far too advanced for you
TG: now get your pretty troll ass over to my room so we can get this show started
CG: AS SOON AS I SEE YOU I’LL PUNCH YOU FOR *SOMEHOW* CONVINCING ME.
TG: wasnt that hard
TG: cant wait babe
-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
