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zackthegoat has created a group chat with cloutstrife, aerithgains, and 5 others.
zackthegoat [14:32]
can i have notes from lecture yesterday
zackthegoat [14:32]
I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE.
aerithgains [14:32]
zack something tells me you didn't mean to make a group chat
teafalockhart [14:32]
nice one zack
yeetfie [14:32]
ZACK SKJFBSJDJDF
cloutstrife [14:33]
if it makes you feel better i didnt go to lecture yesterday either
wallb [14:33]
Yeah you were sucking face with your boyfriend in the library we get it
sephirothc [14:34]
i plead the fifth.
cloutstrife [14:34]
this is homophobia
zackthegoat [14:34]
okay but i still havent gotten notes from lecture
sephirothc [14:35]
zack, i've emailed you the notes from statistics.
aerithgains [14:35]
just texted you the notes for art history!
yeetfie [14:35]
this is such a mishmash of classes what the fuck is your major zack
zackthegoat [14:35]
cool guy B)
cloutstrife [14:36]
damn are you behind on your degree then?
zackthegoat [14:36]
IN MY OWN GROUP CHAT?
zackthegoat [14:36]
but actually my major is communications :// i just needed a math class so i took statistics with big brain sephiroth
sephirothc [14:37]
i'm flattered.
sephirothc [14:37]
i, for one, couldn't stand a major where the premise is trying to get people to like you.
yeetfie [14:37]
yeah bc nobody likes u
cloutstrife [14:38]
rude
cloutstrife [14:38]
brb in lab
aerithgains [14:38]
vincent i see you lurking :^)
zackthegoat [14:39]
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE I PUT VINCENT IN THIS CHAT
vincentval [14:40]
unfortunately
yeetfie [14:40]
omg the dilf has arrived ring the choir
cloutstrife [14:41]
yuffie do u even know what dilf means
zackthegoat [14:41]
damn i love fishing B)
wallb [14:42]
Cloud didnt you go to the bathroom where are you
cloutstrife [14:42]
i had to walk to the one next to campus starbucks because someone was juuling in the one next to lab im omw back now
sephirothc [14:43]
i wasn't aware barret was your lab partner?
cloutstrife [14:43]
he was the only other environmental science major so we just decided to pair up
sephirothc [14:44]
ah. i see.
zackthegoat [14:44]
okay pack it up gnomeo and juliet
yeetfie [14:44]
GNOMEO...????????
teafalockhart [14:44]
yeah have you seen cloud next to sephiroth? its HILARIOUS
cloutstrife [14:45]
i will strangle you
sephirothc [14:45]
love, could you even reach her?
cloutstrife [14:45]
she's sunken low enough for me to reach
teafalockhart [14:45]
OW???
aerithgains [14:45]
are we just going to ignore how zack insinuated that if cloud and sephiroth were gnomeo and juliet, that sephiroth would be juliet?
zackthegoat [14:46]
its the good hair
wallb [14:46]
Cloud hurry up
aerithgains [14:46]
you know we've all been calling vincent a dilf but barret texts like the real boomer here
zackthegoat [14:46]
THE REAL BOOMER LMAOOOOOOO
cloutstrife [14:46]
so i can't talk to my b*yfriend but zack can send a lmao with 7 o's to his girl? okay
wallb [14:47]
You counted the o's?
cloutstrife [14:47]
and what of it, boomer?
zackthegoat [14:47]
LISTEN...I LIKE HYPING UP MY FLOWER GIRL OKAY?
zackthegoat [14:47]
i'll hype u up if u want me to, clout strife B)
cloutstrife [14:48]
i will crush your bones and sell them as keurig pods
sephirothc [14:48]
there, there.
teafalockhart [14:48]
that insult wasn't even directed at me and i had to stop and reel from it,,,
cloutstrife [14:48]
okay going back to lab brb
yeetfie [14:48]
my man took 10 minutes to pee....
yeetfie [14:49]
wait dont yall have class rn
aerithgains [14:49]
my bio lecture just ended so i'm walking to the tea store across the street for a small study session :^)
vincentval [14:50]
i have mondays off but i'm in the library
zackthegoat [14:50]
i'm still waiting for sociology notes from genesis before i make myself study ://
sephirothc [14:50]
good luck with that, he's in lecture.
zackthegoat [14:50]
ON GOD? THE RIOT WILL BEGIN...
sephirothc [14:50]
i can message him, but i don't know if that'll distract him from overanalyzing loveless.
zackthegoat [14:51]
HE KEEPS QUOTING LOVELESS AT ME WHEN I HANG OUT WITH HIM AND ANGEAL. WE GET IT, YOU'RE GETTING A DEGREE IN A LANGUAGE YOU ALREADY SPEAK
aerithgains [14:51]
dumbass?
zackthegoat [14:51]
close, english
yeetfie [14:52]
DUMBASS SLKNVKSDGAKLSGKJDGL
zackthegoat [14:53]
anyways while we're here...i propose that we all hang out sometime this week B)
aerithgains [14:53]
i would be interested! i haven't seen a lot of you in forever :)
cloutstrife [14:53]
after tomorrow i'm free
cloutstrife [14:53]
barret too
sephirothc [14:53]
i'll see if i can make time.
yeetfie [14:54]
sephiroth and cloud r legally required to stay 6 feet away from each other. if i even SEE premarital looking its horny JAIL.
cloutstrife [14:54]
wow
zackthegoat [14:54]
HORNY JAIL I KNVKASHGKS
teafalockhart [14:54]
choose a day and i'll see if i can get someone to cover my shift at 7h!
aerithgains [14:55]
wait tifa i think i saw you just walk into the tea cafe :0 i'm waving to you
teafalockhart [14:55]
omg i see you im coming so we can study
vincentval [14:55]
tomorrow i have a date with lucrecia, but after that i should be free.
yeetfie [14:56]
imagine being in a relationship,..ok boomers
yeetfie [14:56]
this has been brought to u by the aro community B)
zackthegoat [14:56]
U STOLE MY EMOJI???? WHAT'S NEXT? MY WALLET?
yeetfie [14:56]
ur giving me ideas B))
zackthegoat [14:56]
ANYWHO.
zackthegoat [14:56]
do you guys wanna go to golden saucer and watch a movie like on friday night? that way we can stay out and party B)
teafalockhart [14:57]
aerith and i are down!
cloutstrife [14:57]
yeah i have no plans
sephirothc [14:58]
that sounds fine, yes.
yeetfie [14:58]
swag
zackthegoat [14:58]
uninviting yuffie. crime? using "swag" unironically
yeetfie [14:59]
ZACK. I WILL STEAL YOUR GALLBLADDER.
vincentval [14:59]
i honestly wouldn't put it past her
zackthegoat [14:59]
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, MINION.
yeetfie [15:00]
TURN AROUND, ZACK FAIR
zackthegoat [15:00]
HPLY SHIT
zackthegoat [15:00]
GTG YUGGIE CHASE BYE