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My Main Bitches {3:47 P.M.}
HeatherChandler has added VeronicaSawyer to “My Main Bitches”
VeronicaSawyer has changed their name to stressy.depressy
stressy.depressy: what in god fuck is this
duck: did u just say god fuck
duck: what does that even mean
babey: it’s a groupchat!!!!! for the heathers!!!!!
stressy.depressy: so many exclamtion
babey: they’re nessaccarry!!!!
angery: That is not how you spell ‘necessary’, Heather.
babey: it’s a hard word heather!!!!
stressy.depressy: heather u use proper grammer and shit?
angery: Yes.
stressy.depressy: absolutley sickening
duck: she refuses to join the lowercase gang and for that reason we cant add her to the gc
stressy.depressy: what gc
angery: What groupchat?
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the lowercase gang {4:15 P.M.}
HeatherDuke has added VeronicaSawyer to “the lowercase gang”
honk: this gc
babey: welcome!!!!!!!!
VeronicaSawyer: lol i like that heather m’s name is the same as in the other chat
honk: she’s baby.
grease2: she’s baby.
babey: i’m baby.
VeronicaSawyer: who is grease2????
honk: change ur name it’s fucking boring
honk: also it’s jd
VeronicaSawyer has left “the lowercase gang”
honk: bitch tf
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HeatherDuke —> VeronicaSawyer {4:20 P.M.}
HeatherDuke: why’d you leave?
HeatherDuke has changed their name to duck
VeronicaSawyer: reasons
duck: elaborate.
VeronicaSawyer: see like i would
VeronicaSawyer: but i rly dont want to
VeronicaSawyer has changed their name to roslyn
duck: whos roslyn
roslyn: it’s a song.
duck: sad song?
roslyn: it does happen to b on my sad playlist
duck: figures. also u didnt answer my question
roslyn: well see here’s the thing
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My Main Bitches {4:22 P.M.}
angery: Where did everyone go?
babey: i’m still here!!
angery: Hi, Heather. Would you happen to know anything about the groupchat Heather was talking about?
angery: I assume that’s where you all went.
babey: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i know nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
angery: See, Heather, when you put a very long “uh” in front of “I know nothing” and then a very long string of exclamation marks after it, it looks a little sus.
babey: idk what ur talkin abt!!!!!!
babey: mama’s calling me!!!! gtg!!!!
angery: Liar.
babey: am not!!!!!! i do have to go!! i love u tho <3
angery: Sigh. I love you too. <3
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duck —> roslyn {4:29 P.M.}
duck: u can’t just say heres the thing and then l e a v e
roslyn: i didn’t leave!!! i’m typing
duck: oh my bad continue
roslyn: so like i dont rly know how to say this but from the beginning of eighth grade to end of sophomore year i dated jd. and u might think wow so cool! a three year relationship, how healthy!! well um youd be ~incorrect~ we were great for like eighth to ninth and then smth happened. i dont know what it was but he started being meaner. he’d always been a lil weird but yk so am i so i didn’t question it but sometime after the first semester of freshman year he just ,,, changed? and yk it wasnt much at first, it was little things like stopping me while i was talking and stuff like that. he made me stop hanging out w betty and martha. he controlled my speech, i still don t know how he did that but he did. but from the outside youd still think we were so happy and i didnt realize how unhappy i was til we did that healthy relationship thing at the end of the year in tenth grade. and i was like that guy sounds just like jd,,, and then it hit me that it wasnt a good relationship. so i tried to break up w him but then he threatened suicide and i was worried and i told his dad. jd got a therapist and i was able to break up w him but every now and then he’ll try to get back togther w me or he’ll act like he’s still my bf.
roslyn: so um yeah. that’s why i left the chat.
duck: oh my god vv
duck: i’ll kick him from the chat rn.
roslyn: oh no, it’s ur chat u can b friends w him it’s none of my business
duck: NO I THINK TF NOT IM NOT GONNA B FRIENDS W MY FRIENDS ABUSER HESGETTING KICKED
roslyn: oh okay
roslyn: thank you. and also i’d like to keep this between us. no one else rly knows besides martha and betty.
duck: of course!!!
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the lowercase gang {4:33 P.M}
honk: lil bitch time 4 u to get tf out
grease2: what? is this because of veronica? i swear heather you can’t trust anything that girl says she doesnt think before she types
honk: ur un fucking believable.
honk has removed grease2 from “the lowercase gang”
honk has added VeronicaSawyer to “the lowercase gang”
honk: plz change ur name it’s b o r i n g
VeronicaSawyer has changed their name to vivvy
honk: is this another song???
vivvy: no but when u called me vv in the private chat my dumbass brain said vivvy like vivian instead of two v’s. so uh. vivvy.
babey: thats so cute!!!!!!
vivvy: the baby is back
babey: yeah!!! do u guys think that heather is mad at us bc we havent been talking 2 her for a while???
honk: omg i forgot abt heather
vivvy: literally how
honk: i was talking 2 you
vivvy: valid. also im gonna change my name in our private chat @ heather so i match w this one
babey: we don’t have private chat?????
vivvy: omg no i meant heather duke
vivvy: good lord that’s confusing.
vivvy: @ heather m can i call u emmy?
babey: where’d u get that
vivvy: well ur last name starts w m and i rly like giving ppl nicknames so uh i just did emmy
babey: valid yes u may
honk: i feel left out
vivvy: i could do deedee but i feel like youd hate it
honk: you’d b correct never call me that
vivvy: alrighty
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duck —> roslyn {4:45 P.M.}
roslyn has changed their name to vivvy
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My Main Bitches {5:03 P.M}
stressy.depressy: idk if y’all do good night texts but i am going to bed good night
angery: It’s five P.M.
stressy.depressy: and?? im fucking tired. and depressed. i crave temporary death
duck: did u just call sleep temporary death
stressy.depressy: yes i did its like a free trial of death
angery: That's not how it works.
stressy.depressy: that's exactly how it works
duck: she aint wrong. good night veronica
angery: Good night, Veronica.
babey: ninight vivvy!!!!!!!
stressy.depressy: gn <3