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  1. Wildly Unprofessional by for this_is_not_nothing

    Fandoms: Schitt's Creek  

    06 Sep 2020

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    “Whatcha doing there, David?”

    David gasped and opened his eyes. Patrick was standing in the doorway with his arms crossed. That fucking fan must have covered the sound of the door opening. That or David was so lost in his fantasy that he was beyond hearing such pedestrian things as doors.

     

    Or, David tries to discreetly jerk one out at the store and Patrick catches him.

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