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    From years of experience snogging in dark closets, Sirius develops a theory: snogging is something that's a done as pastime, as the next logical step in a relationship. After a week of arguing, Remus decides it's high time to prove him wrong - however possible.

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    Sirius was shorter than him. When they were this close he had to tilt his head up just to look Remus in the eyes. Remus kind of liked it. "Either you're doing something wrong, or no one who's ever snogged you has any clue what they're doing, so I'm going to help you with your theory."
    Sirius' eyes flitted to Remus' lips again, and back. He licked his lips and blinked those long eyelashes. "How—how exactly?"
    Remus was so close that he could feel Sirius' breath on his nose. He could feel his heart in his chest, a butterfly caught in a net. He could hear the voice in his head screaming at him that this wasn't something that he did.
    But today was a day for crushing regularities. "By proving you wrong."
    And with some burst of courage he didn't know he had, Remus leaned forwards and kissed Sirius.

    When Sirius finally pulled away, staggering backwards a step and falling against the bookshelf for support, he was panting with wide eyes. Remus saw, with a rush of satisfaction, the bright flush across Sirius' cheekbones, and knew that he had accomplished something.
    Because this was not the cool, indifferent Sirius that all the witches tried to please.
    No, this was Remus' Sirius, and he had responded exactly how he was supposed to.

    Remus felt a rush of accomplishment wash over him as Sirius kissed him. All of these girls had lined up all week to see if they could make Sirius squirm and not a single one of them had succeeded, and yet here he was, snogging Sirius Black against a library shelf, of all places, and doing an absolutely stellar job of it.

    "You know, I might need some more evidence before I come up with a conclusion for this whole theory."
    "Yeah?" Remus asked, still leaning against the shelf. Sirius shimmied over until their legs were touching and grinned at him with hooded eyes.
    "Sure. After all, it is a great pastime."
     Remus rolled his eyes and grabbed Sirius' face in one hand, the other still against the ground for support. "You're a moron."
    And then he pulled him back in.

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    this was good except remus didn't even think about liking sirius until he kissed him and his internal monologue said "it didn't matter now because sirius was still kissing him" (or some shit like that). and it didn't really seem like remus didn't realize he liked sirius, it's that he actively never thought abt it

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