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Kaminari: you know we’re smart too!
Bakugou: oh yeah? What’s the difference between a zygote and a gamete?
Kaminari: don’t fall for it, Mina, he’s just making up words!
Source: incorrentmhaclass1a
Kaminari: so apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been collecting are actually “severe psychological distress”
Source: my-hero-incorrect-quotes
All Might: what’s trending with kids right now?
Todoroki: pain
Source: furious-fox-9
Dabi: I have zero fears
Shigaraki: what if you woke up one day and Toga was taller than you
Dabi: I have one fear
Source: furious-fox-9
Midoriya, the dungeon master: what's your alignment?
Bakugou: what the fuck is that? Is that how nerds ask if you’re gay?
Source: furious-fox-9
Kirishima: excuse me, have you ever been arrested?
Bakugou: yeah, how could you tell?
Kirishima: I was gonna say it’s illegal to be that cute, but now I'm curious.
Bakugou: aggravated assault
Source: enby-todoshindeku
Kaminari: does Bakugou do anything new now that he’s been retired?
Kirishima: ah yeah, he’s started doing the dishes and I’ll hear him in there screaming, “who are you working for? who is your contact?” repeatedly while holding a plate underwater.
Kaminari: ...should you be concerned?
Kirishima: nah, I’m just glad he’s having a good time.
Source: kiribakuhappiness
Toga: conflict and war is the crucible in which we evolve.
Toga: *eats Shigaraki’s snacks and leaves the empty wrappers in Dabi’s room*
Source: incorrect-natshig
Midoriya,: *doing a presentation* s-s-so this, um, t-this is-
Bakugou: RE-RE-REMIX
Midoriya: I’m dropping out
Source: furious-fox-9
Shigaraki: you have issues.
Dabi: of course I have issues! *points to Endeavor* that’s my freakin’ father!
Source: totallycorrectlovquotes
Midoriya: so what do we say when something goes wrong?
Kaminari: that’s homophobic
Midoriya: no-
Source: ambiverted-chaotic
Compress: *concerned* Dabi, I heard you were selling pot.
Dabi: *gesturing to potted plants* oh you mean these?
Compress: ah, I see. So what are you growing?
Dabi: weed
Source: incorrect-natshig
Endeavor: isn’t it time you went to bed?
Todoroki: I dunno, isn’t it time you died?
Source: bnhaoncrack
Todoroki: I can’t take this anymore. I need someone to take me out.
Midoriya: *concerned* like on a date or in an assassination type of way?
Todoroki: I don’t care. Surprise me.
Source: bnhaoncrack
Tsuyu: life hack: if someone tries to drown you, just drink the water
Source: furious-fox-9
Kurogiri: Dabi, keep an eye on Shigaraki today. He’s going to say the wrong thing to the wrong person and get punched.
Dabi: sure, I’d love to see Shigaraki get punched!
Kurogiri: try again
Dabi: *sighing* I will stop Shigaraki from getting punched.
Source: totallycorrectlovquotes
Todoroki: Bakugou and I are very close friends. Right, Bakugou?
Bakugou: I would sell you to a villain for an unsharpened number two pencil.
Source: incorrect-heroes-in-training
Todoroki: hey Katsuki, your legs look really good in those jeans
Bakugou: you should see me without them
Todoroki: why would you take off your legs?
Source: shoto-tododork
Hawks: I...I’ve been living a lie.
Dabi: just one? I’m living like twenty.
Source: totallycorrectlovquotes
Twice: I am twenty-one years old, and I live with five other twenty-one-plus year-old ADULTS. And one of them opened up MY bag of cereal and only stole THE TOY, then LEFT THE BAG OPEN. A whole adult opened up my bag of cereal and stole my toy. I am prepared for combat.
Source: totallycorrectlovquotes
Jirou: *bursting into Bakugou’s room* I knew it! You two ARE having sex!
Todoroki: really? *to Bakugou* Why didn’t you tell me, I would’ve put my book down.
Source: incorrect-heroes-in-training