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Hawks: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
Source: pmaurauders
Aizawa: I’m gonna hide in my sleeping bag and never come out
Present Mic: what did your students do this time?
Aizawa: they’re behaving perfectly and it scares me
Source: incorrectheroquotes
Denki: *sneezes in a seemingly empty room*
Hagakure: bless you
Denki: ...God???
Source: incorrect-bkdk-quotes
Denki: what are the rocks supposed to be?
Eri: that’s us
Denki: which one is me?
Eri: the little deformed one
Source: incorrectheroquotes
Denki: change is inedible.
Shinsou: you mean inevitable?
Denki: *spitting out coins* I did not.
Source: incorrectheroquotes
*at a haunted house*
Kirishima: here, Bakubro, lemme hold your hand
Bakugou: that’s my ass
Source: incorrectmyhero
Dabi: you can join the League under one condition: you must swear-
Hawks: fuck.
Dabi: no, I wasn’t done
Source: i-am-bnha-trash
Bakugou: you look like a corpse pulled from the river.
Shinsou: wrong. I look like a rock star who OD’ed in his own pool. Big difference.
Source: freezingdoughnut
Hawks: Enji, what’re you doing tomorrow?
Endeavor: having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
Source: incorrect-enjitodoroki
Mina: I’m a useless lesbian.
Denki: I’m useless in general.
Source: i-am-bnha-trash
Mina: if Kaminari has a concussion, we need to keep him awake. Ask him questions.
Kirishima: Denki, what’s seven times seven?
Mina: no, ask him questions he can answer.
Source: i-am-bnha-trash
Iida: well I personally don’t think we can come up with a crazier plan
Uraraka: we could attack them with hummus
Iida: I stand corrected.
Uraraka: just keeping things in perspective.
Source: freezingdoughnut
Bakugou: hey, we’re friends, right?
Kirishima: normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I fear the way this is going.
Source: incorrectmyhero
Sero: found out the mechanic down the street was arrested for selling drugs.
Sero: guess you really don’t know people
Sero: I mean, I’ve been going to the guy for three years
Sero: never knew he was a mechanic
Source: incorrectheroquotes
Denki: Yeeted
Sero: Yote
Denki: YEETED
Sero: YOTE
Kirishima: ...I just wanna know who threw Bakugou out the window.
Source: mhastuffs