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Bakugou: you’ve been giving Deku a lot of attention lately
All Might: he was injured in the fight, of course I’m giving him attention!
Bakugou: I was injured in the fight too
All Might: then maybe you should go to a hospital
Source: revelryinthememes
Uraraka: I told Bakugou his ears turn red when he’s lying, and now I can really tell when he’s lying.
Midoriya: how?
Uraraka: hey Bakugou, do you love us?
Bakugou: *covering his ears* no
Source: fake-bnha
All Might: what is Eri to you?
Aizawa: the reason I wake up every morning
All Might: that’s adorable
Eri, earlier that morning: wake up wake up wake up wake up
Source: revelryinthememes
Aizawa: you wanna explain to me why you just HAD to run back into the dorms? Which were on FIRE?
Midoriya: *covered in ash and clutching 14 All Might figures* no
Source: revelryinthememes
Bakugou: ARE YOU-
Sero: -fucking-
Bakugou: -KIDDING ME?
Mina: what was that?
Sero: Nezu banned Bakugou from swearing, so I’m helping him out
Mina: no, I think you just like saying “fuck” for no reason
Sero: that doesn’t make my job any less important
Source: incorrectheroquotes
Present Mic: what are you drinking?
Aizawa: tea
Present Mic: *doubtfully* what kind of tea?
Aizawa: tea...quila
Present Mic: Shouta we’ve talked about this
Source: revelryinthememes
Sero: *putting down a playing card* ace of spades
Mina: *putting down an Uno card* draw four
Denki: *putting down a Pokemon card* Jolteon, I choose you
Midoriya: *trembling* what are we playing
Source: correctbnha
Bakugou: you dared me to lick the swing set when we were five
Midoriya: no, I said “Kacchan, don’t lick the swing set” and you said “Don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set
Source: revelryinthememes
*All Might and Midoriya set the kitchen on fire*
All Might: WE NEED AN ADULT
Midoriya: ALL MIGHT, YOU ARE THE ADULT
All Might: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT, GET AIZAWA
Source: revelryinthememes
Aizawa: you okay kid?
Shinsou: *lying on the floor* I’m sad
Aizawa: shit me too
Aizawa: wait no I mean hi sad, I’m dad
Aizawa: wait no I mean what’s wrong?
Source: incorrectheroquotes
Aizawa: it’s too hot for a leather jacket
Present Mic: I look cool
Aizawa: you look pale and sick
Present Mic: sick as fuck
Source: incorrectheroquotes
Midoriya: Todoroki is so scary, I don’t know what he’s thinking
Todoroki: *staring at his lunch* FUCK YEAH it’s nugget day
Source: correctbnha
Aizawa: where is 1A?
Present Mic: playing hide-and-seek
Aizawa: where?
Present Mic: I don’t think you get how the game works
Source: incorrectheroquotes
Aizawa: can you pass me the salt?
Denki: the what?
Aizawa: the salt
Denki: huh?
Aizawa: *long sigh* the ocean cocaine
Denki: *grabbing the salt* here ya go
Source: incorrectheroquotes
Iida: *gets wet in rain*
Denki: QUICK SOMEONE PUT HIM IN RICE
Source: fake-bnha
*trying to recruit Aizawa to UA*
Midnight: how do you feel about children?
Aizawa: they’re okay I guess. Like if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at them
Midnight: why would you throw a rock at a child?
Aizawa: I just said I wouldn’t
Source: correctbnha
Kirishima: *playing kazoo*
Bakugou: do you take requests?
Kirishima: sure!
Bakugou: stop
Source: revelryinthememes
Denki: *apologizing* .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
Shinsou: what is that
Denki: remorse code
Shinsou: I’m even angrier now
Source: correctbnha
Present Mic: I am, as the kids say, awake
Denki: you mean woke?
Present Mic: yes, but that is grammatically incorrect
Source: correctbnha
Bakugou: being gay is not a choice.
Bakugou: *holding up Kirishima* but it is a game, and I’m winning, you fucking losers
Source: incorrect-bakusquad
Midoriya: has anyone ever told you they loved you?
Todoroki: do my parents count?
Midoriya: yes
Todoroki: then no
Source: incorrectheroquotes
Kirishima: *gets a paper cut* ow
Bakugou: fucking idiot
*later*
Aizawa: ...you want to ban the use of paper?
Bakugou: it’s fucking dangerous, okay?
Source: incorrectheroquotes
Shigaraki: gather ‘round, we have a problem
Dabi: what, the fire?
Shigaraki: no, the- wait there’s a fire?
Kurogiri: *running past with a fire extinguisher* DABI YOU CAN’T MICROWAVE FOIL I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUTUBE SAYS
Source: incorrectheroquotes
Denki: truth or dare?
Shinsou: truth
Denki: when did you last sleep?
Shinsou: dare
Denki: go to sleep
Shinsou: I don’t like this game
Source: midnightfire
Bakugou: only geniuses can say these four words quickly: eye, yam, stew, pit.
Kirishima: oh c’mon no one’s falling for-
Denki: IAMSTUPID
Source: midnightfire
Todoroki: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before
Midoriya: really?
Todoroki: is there a points system, or is it to the death?
Source: incorrectheroquotes
Shinsou: ah yes, my train of thought
Shinsou: or as I like to call it, the anxiety express
Source: incorrectheroquotes
Kirishima: you bought a taco?
Bakugou: yeah
Mina: from the food truck that hit Denki?
Bakugou: what else was I supposed to do?
Source: incorrect-bakusquad
Denki: Sensei, which pride flag is that?
Aizawa: ... it’s Germany
Source: fake-bnha