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1. Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You by Azurah

   Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   24 Dec 2023

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kim Hongjoong/Park Seonghwa
   • ATEEZ Ensemble
   • Other K-pop Artist(s)
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • ATEEZ are all Drama Kids
   • Texting
   • Chatting & Messaging
   • Social Media
   • Instagram
   • Text!Fic but may contain Proper Chapters in Between
   • I don't know
   • we will see what happens
   • Eventual Romance
   • Jealousy
   • Misunderstandings
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Fights
   • Sexual Humor
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Sexting
   • Inappropriately Excessive Use of Emojis Kaomojis Memes and Gifs Because I Can
   • Lots Of Vulgar Language
   • Rivalry
   • Fuckbuddies
   • Not Seongjoong
   • Secret Identity
   • Mutual Pining
   • Sabotage
   • Idiots in Love
   • Do Not Open if You are Under 16
   • Hongjoong loves dressing up in Skirts
   • Seonghwa is very Well Endowed if you Catch My Drift
   • Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags
   • Swearing
   • NSFW
   • Queer Themes
   • Book Spine Poetry
   • Slow Build
   • Slow Burn
   • Slow Romance
   • Slow To Update
   • Basically everything is SLOW because I'm a SNAIL
   • A Lot of Plot
   • Porn With Plot
   • This is going to be a Long Ass Ride
   • Angst with a Happy Ending

   Summary

   hongjoong:

   you know what

   
   yunho:

   what?
   

   hongjoong:

   I'd rather get fucked by a fire hydrant

   
   seonghwa:

   ooh spicy

   I would pay big bucks to see that
   
   
   jongho:

   this whole group chat is one big "yikes"

   
   [Or: Ever since the first time that Seonghwa spoke to him, Hongjoong realised he’d hate the guy till the end of eternity. Now because of Yunho’s stupid request, Hongjoong has to act like a pining fool and sing love songs along with Seonghwa for the rest of the semester. Life really can’t seem to get any worse than having to share the stage, the spotlight, his passion with his sworn enemy. So in conclusion; Hongjoong is, quite frankly, fucked.]
   

   TW: Contains some NSFW Pics | Please Read The Tags Carefully

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

   11/?

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