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1. Kazoo by fragilecapricornpanic

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   12 Sep 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ben Hargreeves & Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Ben Hargreeves
   • Pre-Canon
   • Canon Compliant
   • One Shot
   • One Shot Collection
   • Fluff
   • Humor
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction
   • Protective Diego Hargreeves
   • Good Sibling Diego Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves is Bad at Feelings
   • POV Diego Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves Needs A Hug
   • Klaus Hargreeves Needs A Hug
   • Klaus Hargreeves Needs Help
   • Protective Ben Hargreeves
   • No Incest
   • No Slash

   Summary

   Klaus couldn’t believe his luck that he’d stumbled upon Diego’s car. He’d thought he was hallucinating, until Diego had cranked down the window and flicked him in the centre of the forehead.

   “I wish you stayed in Germany.” Diego grunted, rubbing at his temples stressfully. Imagining his brother with a German accent caused Diego to stifle a chuckle. “Me too. Those lederhosen? I’d look spectacular. Spektakulär!” Klaus confidently stated, true conviction to his words. It was almost alarming.

   Series

   • Part 64 of PRE-WRITTEN, Pre-Canon Sibling Encounters
   • Part 10 of Even Numbers

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,468

   Chapters:

   1/1

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