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1. "Crazy and Foolish" Is My Middle Name by Le_kunokimchi

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Oct 2020

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Ben Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves
   • Sparrow!Ben Hargreeves
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Sparrow Academy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Original Characters
   • Sparrow Ben goes by Number One
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Sparrow Ben Hargreeves-centric
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Implied/Referenced Drug Use
   • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • BAMF Klaus Hargreeves
   • Ben and Klaus are JUST brothers in this
   • it's Sparrow Ben and Klaus that are the ship
   • Horrance
   • Pseudo-Incest
   • technically
   • Sexual Tension
   • Post-Season/Series 02
   • Season/Series 02 Spoilers
   • mild animal death

   Summary

   This was supposed to be some alone time, some bonding without the other prying ears. Sure, One had some work to do and an assignment to complete, but all Klaus had to do was just tag along and leave the dangerous stuff to him. And, yeah, maybe he didn't tell Klaus right away that this was more of a business trip than a road trip, but he'll get over it.
   At least they’re together, right?

   "I was perfectly content with staying home and using Christopher as a footrest but no, you had to promise me jupiter and only give me pluto."

   "In my defense," One muttered, eyes momentarily darting to his mirror, "you cut me off before I even got a chance to explain what you were agreeing to."

   (Or the instance where Sparrow's Number One brings Klaus with him on a mission)
   ((A Continuation of A Little Birdy Told Me You Were Interested))

   Series

   • Part 3 of The Scree's a Sea of Purples and Greens

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   12,287

   Chapters:

   3/3

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