Chapter Text
Setting: right as Lee slams Sasuke before the first Chuunin Exam.
Team 7 looked up as a infuriated shout of "Lee!" echoed through the room. The pale-eyed boy and the girl with the buns - Rock Lee's teammates, they recalled - stood watching them from above. The boy had his arms crossed, a disdainful expression on his aristocratic features; the girl, fists clenched around the railing, was leaning forward, her face angry.
"Lee!" she yelled again, "You KNOW Gai-sensei said never to use that technique casually. And WHAT ABOUT OUR EXAMS?" She leaped down, landing lightly on the ground before flashing to the apologetic-looking Lee, shaking him roughly while scolding him in a loud voice. "WHAT ABOUT THE EXAMS, LEE?!"
Sasuke stared with eyes that whirled lightly.
Lee had beaten him.
This girl was tossing him around. (Nice form with the baseball bat, and where had she pulled it from?)
Therefore girl = strong.
His Sharingan eyes sparkled. At last Heaven had answered his prayers, had sent him someone worthy. Heaven had sent him someone he could use The Line on, finally!
With a flicker of motion he was on his knees in front of the girl, causing her to freeze with her green-clad teammate being hoisted into the air by a slender arm. All five of the other genin stared at him.
"O beautiful one," Sasuke murmured, in his deepest tones, trying his best to match the inflection from the television series. "Would you do me the honor of bearing my children?"