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1. Our Rude Man by fragilecapricornpanic

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   23 Sep 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves
   • Ben Hargreeves & Diego Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Ben Hargreeves
   • Pre-Canon
   • Canon Compliant
   • One Shot
   • One Shot Collection
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Humor
   • humor and angst
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Klaus Hargreeves Needs A Hug
   • Klaus Hargreeves Deserves Better
   • Protective Diego Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves Needs A Hug
   • Protective Ben Hargreeves
   • Ben Hargreeves Needs A Hug
   • Ben Hargreeves & Klaus Hargreeves Friendship
   • Ghost Ben Hargreeves
   • Implied/Referenced Homophobia
   • POV Alternating

   Summary

   Putting his hand over the phone to cover the mic, Klaus gave Ben an utterly befuddled glance. “A very rude man picked up.” he explained, struggling to make sense of what was happening. Diego had only passed on his number, not actually his new address. Klaus and Ben had thought maybe he’d just needed space to brood after the release of Vanya’s book.

   Ben furrowed his brow at his brother, wondering if he was having some sort of stroke. “Obviously?” Diego was always rude to Klaus, that’s just how it was.

   Series

   • Part 72 of PRE-WRITTEN, Pre-Canon Sibling Encounters
   • Part 4 of Even Numbers

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   English

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